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26.8.17 16:13 Great parties. (video)
25.8.17 14:52 
WE DID IT EVERYBODY
25.8.17 01:48 
Long day. Did I take a proper selfie today? Better take one now just in case. Thanks to everybody who made this day great. See you tomorrow.
24.8.17 23:28 
Oh shit somebody Liked all my photos
24.8.17 21:17 
Waiting for the laser show, she found the Selfie Spot, so I took one. (Note how she dressed WAY nicer than I did)
24.8.17 16:29 
UPDATE: They haven't said no....YET
24.8.17 14:00 Video - The new UNKLE album ticks all the right boxes for me.
24.8.17 12:24 
#tbt A year later, FB ad preferences are a little more obscure (gee, wotta shock) and this didn't work when I tried it again. Or maybe a year has changed me. Check out my current Lifestyle and Culture in Comment #1! You (probably) won't be disappointed!
24.8.17 12:17 
#tbt 22 years ago, Apple bought two page ads in a lotta national newspapers to stick it to Microsoft on the day of their Windows 95 release. Google found me this example from the Wall Street Journal; I believe I still have my copy from the San Jose Mercury News in a box somewhere. I never throw anything away. (suggested in the wee hours of the morning by a conversation with Chad Ness)
23.8.17 21:15 
There's an invader at my doorstep
22.8.17 18:23 
Ewwwww. So forward, this "Marlene Rebick"
(By the way, congratulations to Facebook on my recent 100th post in this folder! This is 101.)
22.8.17 17:00 No. Although... (Unusual Opinions - Is Big Audio Dynamite II's THE GLOBE the Greatest Album of All Time?)
22.8.17 14:36 
Google Images tells me this photo was stolen from "Certified fitness trainer Amanda Elise Lee" but good try - very convincing, "Henderson Judith Elsie"
22.8.17 03:05 
Empty I-94 (at Franklin Ave SE over Interstate 94 / US 12 / US 52)
(2 photos)
21.8.17 13:12 
Nailed it #Eclipse2017
21.8.17 12:40 Wendy & Lisa and The Orb with my probably final word on this business
21.8.17 12:17 I.....hmmmm. Okay. (via Wade) (I got Dr. Jacoby! Which Twin Peaks character are you?)
21.8.17 10:15 
Seye thgirb dnuora nrut (Bonnie Tyler: Total Eclipse of the Heart (reversed))
21.8.17 08:40 
I wish I'd thought of this first, but I'm still smart enough to steal it
(via Joe Hudson)
20.8.17 11:44 
Wow, three in one night! Must have been a better time at the after party than I remember. And my second Brian, too! What's with all these girls named Brian lately, am I right? And wow, she's really got some specialized tastes, this "Brian Adara Runge"
20.8.17 11:41 
Funny, status says "I'm single girl!" yet he doesn't LOOK like a "Brian Smith" (oh Gina how COULD you)
20.8.17 11:36 
"Fyffe is a town in DeKalb County, Alabama, United States. It was incorporated in 1956. At the 2010 census the population was 1,018. Fyffe is located atop Sand Mountain." It's also the hometown chosen by "Mai Curran Lyons"
17.8.17 17:40 
Here's the script I read last night (EDIT: redated post, so technically "tonight") and a couple selfies from their head shot background. I went out into the floor of Xcel and sat at a table with a mic and a binder with another copy of the script. I didn't flub any words, stop/start or (most importantly) run out of breath in the middle of any long sentences. However, I don't know if I really wowed anybody either - I'd characterize my "performance" as "competent but unremarkable." It was still a blast and I did close by saying "Thanks, let's play hockey" over the PA. Thanks to the Timberwolves organization for making the opportunity available to any idiot off the street! And especially thanks to YOU for the well wishes and positive vibes - it definitely didn't hurt!
17.8.17 14:38 
#tbt Steele County Free Fair (is probably this weekend), where Kim, Joel and I touched a tiger and I got a sticker to prove it
17.8.17 13:08 
Hey if you got some good vibes to share, think of me around 1740 because that's the scheduled time for my audition for Public Address announcer for the Timberwolves (aka "guy who yells out IT'S A THREEEEEEEEEEEEE") tonight! Also, haha, people are showing up at the wrong building ALREADY. Apparently there were over 300 people who applied; I have NO idea how they'll all do a five minute script read in one day unless they take us to different parts of the Xcel Center. (I also suspect they already know who they're gonna hire and this is all really elaborate kabuki but it should still be an interesting experience...and when else am I gonna get a chance to yell over a mic in the Xcel Center? I'll see if I can sneak out a LET'S PLAY HOCKEY while I'm there)
16.8.17 21:47 It's not every night you look out your bedroom window and see sparks falling on your next door neighbor's car and your garage. The fire department came by (because in the middle of my 911 call, the power was cut, including the power to my "Internet" phone line - thanks CenturyLink) but found no downed wires. Shockingly, an Xcel truck rolled VERY quickly (maybe the prospect of a downed line brings up the urgency) and it took the professional all of 10 seconds to point to where the wires that shouldn't ever be touching were almost fused together. If wires have to be replaced, I'm pretty sure that means no more power for me and the other four houses until some time tomorrow. Fortunately I still haven't bought any new perishable food to ruin in my new fridge? My phone still works, at least, but it looks like it might be radio silence from me until the power is back on or I'm at work in the morning. Usually this would be the best reason to leave the house and hit Transmission but I reallllllllly gotta get up early and this seems like a real opportunity for some quality sleep with all the rain noise and absolute lack of electrical light. G'NIGHT MOM
15.8.17 22:06 Hey here's a weird thing - both pieces of mail today were for the last guy to own this house. I remind you he owned this house in 2007
15.8.17 13:56 If you've noticed a recent disappearance here on this social network, Facebook has once again asked Allison Anne to submit a photo as proof of identity, temporarily suspending the account (in mid-Messenger chat, even!) during their "verification" process while they twiddle their thumbs, which isn't easy when they're stuck up their collective asses...so... you know why this takes a while. This has happened way too many times and I don't know why.
14.8.17 16:47 Coooooool
14.8.17 15:10 Video - This week's Spotify Discover(y) Weekly - Wow who is this Corine and why do I love her so much?
Answer before I saw the video: I mean I probably love all French disco pretty much
Answer after I saw the video: Uhbwoooooooahhhhhhh
12.8.17 18:55 
YAY IT'S MY TEAM BIRB
11.8.17 19:47 Man eats chips for ten minutes, Internet pays him billions of dollars? Wow this shirt really brings out the blue in my eyes, doesn't it? flutter flutter (video)
10.8.17 14:12 IMPORTANT UPDATE: I just ate an entire banana
9.8.17 11:10 
Wow, haven't gotten one of these in a while. Looks like someone's working on new, exciting ways to spell "Brianna" but only came up with "Brynlee Brie Onna"
8.8.17 18:06 
GUYS WE ALL GOT WORKED UP OVER NOTHING
8.8.17 13:45 Cats are jerks! #internationalcatday
7.8.17 20:47 
Whose massive truck 'n' trailer remains parked in front of my house? An ongoing saga: DAY 2
7.8.17 14:39 
Find CRZ (Dark Energy August 2017, Kitty Cat Klub)
7.8.17 13:49 
I don't often take a lunch hour, but when you're desperate to catch a legendary with a nanaberry on the first ball WAIT WHAT HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS
6.8.17 22:53 
A truly astonishing, amazing, incredible view from the front porch tonight
6.8.17 02:43 
What it mean? (It means I have 15 blocks left to walk I think)
5.8.17 23:09 
Were they giving away Cheez-Its at the United match? It feels like I'm following a trail of dropped snax to Dark Energy
5.8.17 17:13 
I'm an oversharer and y'all are enablers. Thanks!
4.8.17 20:01 Millennials are killing the right mortification to be art of three is still going to Surdyk's
4.8.17 17:30 I went to CRZ.sarahah.com but it turned out it wasn't me
4.8.17 15:28 
Hey Matador Jerky - fix your LINK, JACK
(see what I did there)
3.8.17 18:34 Video - VIDEOS OF CRZ EATING CRAZY FLAVOUR OreoS, A CONTINUING SERIES: The Limited Edition "Dunkin' Donuts Mocha" version - available only at Target, I believe.
3.8.17 13:40 
This was a good status but is so old FB can't figure out how to let me Share it without screencapping
1.8.17 18:40 Would anybody like to pick up Allison's spare Depeche Mode ticket for their gig in Chicago on Wednesday August 30? Allison, Aaron and I are going as our own pop trio but you don't even have to hang out with us if you don't want to cos it's like a lawn seat. It's FACE ($42) for YOUR face.
1.8.17 13:25 Moved into my house ten years ago today! (Also bridge collapse very sad but HEY MY HOUSE)
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