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12.9.17 13:39 Hey! I'm taking an avowed pumpkin lover to this event on its very last night (Sunday 10/29, despite what the event page says) - you can get a pair of adult tix for $28 ($32.20 after fees) with a coupon code. Would you like to hang with us and a few thousand pumpkins and hopefully not rain or snow?
12.9.17 11:24 
Listened to Mason - Cruise Control 2017-09-12
12.9.17 11:21 
Starbucks 2 Coffee Blend
12.9.17 09:51 
12.9.17 09:37 
 Veritas (Roseville, MN)
12.9.17 00:43 OMG GOLDIE FRIDAY
12.9.17 00:17 Can't believe I was denied overtime with this crack commentary team #ESPNMNF
11.9.17 21:16 @kwatt
11.9.17 19:07 @Toast_Jr "Eater of worlds" obv
11.9.17 18:24 
DATELINE: BRYANT AVENUE SOUTH, JUST SOUTH OF LAKE STREET WEST - it was another interesting night at Triviasco... and another *successful* night at Triviasco, with our 20 point total giving us first place. Allison and I had just stopped at the SuperAmerica to peruse the snacks and find the perfect Coke for Aaron and were continuing our debrief of the previous couple hours at Country Bar as we approached my parked car, whereupon I realised my pockets were empty and my keys weren't in my man purse. "Oh," I thought, "I must have left them in the booth - Allison handed me the purse and I didn't even think to pick up my keys!" so back to Country Bar we went. I was already running late for karaoke so another few minutes weren't gonna kill me anyway. What DID kill me was arriving at Country Bar and discovering that the booth was cleaned out and nobody on the staff had picked up my keys. We moved all the benches to see if they'd fallen along the side out of sight - no dice. This was the point where I started to panic. Could I have placed them on the counter of the SuperAmerica? We headed back after I left my number at Country Bar in case somebody turned them in later. The counterperson at SA remembered us but there definitely weren't any lost keys. How exactly could I lose this GIANT string of keys? It'd had been just over two and a half hours - now going on three hours since we'd parked - if I'd dropped them, was there ANY chance they'd still be wherever I'd left them? But the car was still there! If someone had found them, they weren't smart enough to figure out how to unlock my car and drive off with it, at least. Maybe they were still ON the car? Could I have just left them on top of the car? I remembered getting out and posing for an Instagram selfie with Allison in the mirror-like windows of the building we'd parked alongside...could I have put them down when I took my own photo with my phone? Were they on the sidewalk, curb, street? Feels like somebody would have seen them and grabbed them, though. This IS Uptown, albeit one of the quieter blocks just off Lake in Uptown... I thought about checking Craigslist and seeing if anybody had already posted about them. Finally we made our way back to the car so we could do a close sweep around it. I looked at the driver's side door and felt my heart skip when I noticed it was unlocked. Hmmmmmm. I opened the door....and the little "ping" reminder that was supposed to warn me that I was leaving my keys IN THE IGNITION immediately started going off. So, yes, I managed to leave my keys in the ignition of my unlocked car from around 7.30 on a Thursday night almost three hours and NOBODY noticed, including your narrator. Somehow ALSO, nobody drove off with it (maybe they didn't know how to drive a stick) OR steal my Ray-bans or "now a collectors edition" magic iPod nano. I hadn't felt older for a long time. I ALSO hadn't felt like I'd burned off a lot of karma, but I was glad I'd had it to spend. I did turn to Allison and say "well... at least it'll eventually make a pretty good Facebook status." I guess what I'm trying to say is hey, here's exactly 600 words about why I was late to karaoke. Thanks again for reading.
11.9.17 16:40 Whoa! FB brought back their calendar! Did hell freeze over? Have pigs flown?
11.9.17 16:29 
Listened to Sparks - Hippopotamus on Spotify
11.9.17 16:24 
welp RT @NationalDebt: $20,162,176,797,904.13 (+) #NationalDebt
11.9.17 15:00 
SYMC closing quote: 32.75 ▲1.12 (Range: 31.83 - 32.76)
11.9.17 14:59 
Can of Dr Pepper
11.9.17 13:24 
Golly, $SYMC has been up a dollar every day since the Equifax thing thanks to LifeLock
11.9.17 13:00 
Starbucks 2 coffee blend
11.9.17 12:06 
Listened to Spotify playlist "Discover Weekly"
11.9.17 11:50 
11.9.17 11:22 
  U.S. Post Office (Minneapolis, MN)
11.9.17 11:21 
 Back once again - Veritas (Roseville, MN)
11.9.17 02:26 Just learned that in 2017 there was a 9/11 movie out starring Charlie Sheen, Luis Guzmán, Gina Gershon and Whoopi Goldberg and
11.9.17 02:19 Immediately forget
10.9.17 22:46 @Markysparkly Don't think of it as "expired;" merely "past its freshness date"
10.9.17 22:23 
 Long time no - hey DJ — with dave - Republic (Minneapolis, MN)
10.9.17 20:09 The Orville 1x1 "Old Wounds"
10.9.17 15:36 Breakfast Blend
10.9.17 14:49 Zoomed to 50% - I'm calmer now
10.9.17 14:48 OK so if I call up RT @CRZ: OK so if I call up and make my browser window REALLY wide I get the ribbon - I can zoom zoom out and kinda get there
10.9.17 14:22 @hack0tv I CAN get scores, but the trick is getting them in the format I'd like (all on one page, compact, no scrolling necessary) so - you got that?
10.9.17 14:20 Don't make me write my own, I'm so much lazier than I used to be
10.9.17 14:19 But seriously, in 2017 does ANYBODY show me all the @NFL scores at once, like I could just go to and do last season?
10.9.17 14:18 Tilting at windmills @NFL @NFLNetwork #UX
10.9.17 13:52 Why did @NFL think it'd be cool to make me click for scores taking more than a page of real estate?
So much for #UX
10.9.17 03:30 
Listened to Karate Break - Karate Break EP
10.9.17 00:45 
It is Flavor Crystals (@flavor_crystals /
9.9.17 23:51 
It is The Cult of Lip (@thecultoflip /
9.9.17 23:26 In Corridors > U2
Don't @ me
9.9.17 22:54 
It is In Corridors (
9.9.17 22:50 
 Better late than ever - Kitty Cat Klub (Minneapolis, MN)
9.9.17 22:29 
 Gimme the cash - Affinity Plus Federal Credit Union (Minneapolis, MN)
9.9.17 18:27 Can of Diet Dr Pepper
9.9.17 15:16 Kona Blend
9.9.17 12:53 
9.9.17 00:45 
Very, um, multiracial? "Doreen Vivien Lemann"
8.9.17 21:39 Not seeing U2 or IT
Do feel compelled to tell you
8.9.17 19:50 
Listened to James Brown - I Can't Stand It "76"
8.9.17 19:49 
Can't leave the garage for another 2:48 #jb #magiciPod
8.9.17 19:42 
Listened to Bill le Sage - Bossa Noches
8.9.17 19:40 
Listened to Fishbone - So Many Millions
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