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7.4.19 19:34 
"That's John Cena's father!" #WrestleMania
7.4.19 19:22 
Jason Sensation was unavailable #HOF #WrestleMania
7.4.19 19:10 
The "New Age Outlaws rule" says this is prohibited RT @HackmanRSPW: I always wonder why these multiple tag matches never end with, say:

Jimmy in the ring, Jey tags Jimmy's OPPONENT

Then one can pin the other and retain the titles

#WrestleMania
7.4.19 18:58 
Whoa guys it's ICOCHE #WrestleMania
7.4.19 18:54 
OH MY GOD IT'S LACEY EVANS DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WHAT A #WrestleMania MOMENT
7.4.19 18:49 
Fair point RT @TheAceOfTrace: @CRZ It’s hour 3 for them.
7.4.19 18:47 
Geez it's only the first hour and the crowd has already gone into business for themselves #WrestleMania
7.4.19 18:33 
It's 2019 and "augmented reality" entrances still suck #WrestleMania
7.4.19 18:29 
I really thought Vince wouldn't be happy unless a WWE belt appeared on a UFC event #WrestleMania
7.4.19 18:14 
Ew, I'm making the same jokes as Graves? What has the wrestling world come to #WrestleMania
7.4.19 18:13 
Geez it says MET LIFE STADIUM in giant letters, Hogan - you had one job #WrestleMania #MetLifeCenter
7.4.19 18:12 
Yo, I heard Hulk Hogan doesn't like black people - yeah or naw #WrestleMania
7.4.19 18:09 
Well, there you go - Ronda's winning #WrestleMania
7.4.19 18:06 
Only #WrestleMania can begin with something like "Shakespeare once said..."
7.4.19 17:59 
Made the Papa Johns takeout run between the time the Battle Royal ended and the kickoff show ending. VERY proud of myself #WrestleManiagoals
7.4.19 17:41 
Wow, definite USA Network ad break here #WMKO
7.4.19 17:39 
I wonder if the USA Network ad breaks were preferable to the obvious time wasting we've had to endure on the WWE Network (answer: ad breaks are NEVER preferable) #WrestleManiaKickOff
7.4.19 17:34 
Is Jost from Long Island, or is Che? #WrestleManiaKickOff #AndreTheGiantMemorialBattleRoyal #ARMBaR
7.4.19 17:29 
NINJA

VERSUS

NINJA
7.4.19 17:28 
#HOF @TheCurtHawkins
7.4.19 17:26 
Roman, Angle, probably Seth, hopefully Batista RT @HackmanRSPW: Who is getting a bitchin' entrance (other than HHH and Ronda) at #WM35?
7.4.19 16:57 
Earlier I was like "what, did Lawler have a stroke?" so I Googled it and - well - I'd hate to spoil it for you #WrestleMania
7.4.19 16:56 
Two in row - are they in the shadow of Long Island or something? #WrestleManiaKickOff #SomeHowHawKinsStillLoSes
7.4.19 16:45 
In case you're consuming this part of the kickoff on YouTube or Facebook or.....Pheed? Is that still a thing? Are they still Touting it out? I think next hour's on USA Network, too? RT @JayJayDean: WTF why are there commercials on like anyone watching THIS is going "should I order #WrestleMania?"
7.4.19 12:12 
Yes, WrestleMania is on at my house. Yes, you can come over if you REALLY want. The preshow is at 4 and the show itself starts at 6. The WWE Network schedule says it's supposed to end by 11.30 but don't be surprised if it goes until midnight. Yes, that's eight hours somehow. I have two bathrooms.
5.4.19 21:13 
At least I don't have to say "there were a dozen places he could have taken a DQ win!" #NXTTakeOver #kayfabe #sports #storytelling #smilesonfaces #hashtags
5.4.19 21:10 
how'd he lose the first fall tho ;-) #NXTTakeOver
5.4.19 20:54 
The third fall in a three fall matchup isn't "overtime" #NXTTakeOver
1.4.19 21:23 
This segment, teaching kids to not enjoy "Weekend Update," is really low-key Trump support from Vince #RAW #MAGA
1.4.19 21:22 
RIP #squishedfishpattyonabun #RAW
1.4.19 21:19 
By the way, did WWE just squander EC3's first speaking on the show to set up....a Brown Strawman squash? #RAW
1.4.19 21:09 
Can't wait to see Ronda, Charlotte and Becky return in an hour riding a zamboni, a milk truck and a cement mixer #RAW
1.4.19 21:06 
Were....were Ronda and Becky scissoring? #RAW
1.4.19 19:54 
QUICK, ANSWRE ME: Will WWE show a clip of Angle defeating Tazz or nah? #RAW
1.4.19 19:42 
Okay, BEST PROMO EVER #RAW @DaveBautista
1.4.19 19:38 
TONIGHT'S BATISTA PYRO SYNC SCORE: n/a #RAW
27.3.19 21:25 
As we continue down the overly long road to #WrestleMania, hey, remember that time Lacey Evans walked out and the commentary team collectively wet their pants and then she...turned around and walked back having done nothing? Like, on MULTIPLE shows? WWE MAKIN' SUPERSTARS, FOLKS
26.3.19 19:52 
FINALLY, Kurt Angle loses one on his farewell tour #SDLive
11.3.19 21:01 
TONIGHT'S BATISTA PYRO SYNC SCORE: n/a #RAW
10.3.19 21:02 
But Elias and Randy Orton are on different shows! #WWEFastlane
10.3.19 20:43 
WWE: How Can We Screw THIS Up?™
26.2.19 19:13 
Sign the contract, dummy! #SDLive
13.2.19 02:19 
@jxvaleska @tapemachines Then
Now
Forever
11.2.19 23:22 
@tapemachines Then
Now
Forever
4.2.19 22:08 
I am simultaneously appreciative of the shout while cringing at the use of the wrong "their" so close to my handle RT @D_V_D_V_R: To quote the great @CRZ, "Play there music because they lost!" - Dolfan
4.2.19 21:01 
@eastcoast_joe El KaNON
4.2.19 20:48 
THE GEETAR DIDN'T BREAK #RAW
4.2.19 20:38 
This is usually where I do one of those self-aware tweets about "some things should stay 20 years in the past" but it's actually been so long for me that most people don't even know I'm being all meta and ironic #RAW #CRZ http://slashwrestling.com/raw/980330.html #blinkinghorse
4.2.19 20:14 
C'mon, they didn't even set up the wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tubemen #RAW #kayfabe
29.1.19 20:51 
YES HEMP #SDLive
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