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13.4.20 19:47 
D'you think when Chloe from Colleyville, TX agreed to do this anti-vaping spot she had any inkling she'd be on Adult Swim about 50 times a night and how ANXIOUS does THAT make her
13.4.20 19:13 
...SQUATTING! #RAW
13.4.20 18:39 Somehow I managed to completely forget that there was such a thing as Bud Light Seltzer for a month, so....there's that
13.4.20 15:00 NLOK closing quote: 18.86 ▼0.51 (Range: 18.63 - 19.41)
13.4.20 11:26 
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Listened to Identified Patients - Weeshuis Der Verloren Zielen on Spotify
13.4.20 09:02 Trying to remember if it's been three or four weeks since I washed my hair
13.4.20 08:47 
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Listened to Spotify playlist "Discover Weekly"
12.4.20 19:32 
DEEP IN THE PANTRY, A CONTINUING SERIES: NEVER FORGET the freshness date on this veggie lasagna
12.4.20 18:14 
Sometimes it shows on Easter
12.4.20 17:27 
Highlander Grog
12.4.20 15:16 
Chet is 6! Here's how he looked when he was 6....days. I'm a real deadbeat uncle.
12.4.20 03:15 
BOOM

https://escapefromminneapolis.bandcamp.com/album/2020-ep
12.4.20 02:59 Well at least Burger King is thinking about me
12.4.20 02:55 
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Listened to Escape from Minneapolis - 2020 EP on Bandcamp
11.4.20 20:41 Half liter bottle of Diet Dr Pepper
11.4.20 04:11 Golly! Was this on KFAI? I had no idea. RT @ReadeAlexandra: A special thanks to @democracynow and Amy Goodman
The major outlet that allowed me to relay my history with Biden.
I have been smeared and called vile names by Biden supporters
I was also accused of being called a Russian agent. I am not.
I will continue to speak out.
11.4.20 02:56 Notification from Galaxy Store: "Clock needs update" - REALLY? How exactly would the CLOCK app need some kinda update? Suspicious
11.4.20 02:53 Our domain may have expired
11.4.20 01:22 
COMING SOON (maybe)
10.4.20 20:01 
Is this funny? I can't tell without audible announcer chuckling #SmackDown
10.4.20 17:35 
Aw yeah
10.4.20 16:58 
  New Orb vinyl!! - US Post Office (Minneapolis, MN)
10.4.20 16:22 
Listened to Zwaremachine - Ripping at the Fabric
10.4.20 15:55 As Good Fridays go, I've had gooder
10.4.20 15:00 Markets closed: Good Friday
10.4.20 13:27 @BridgetMarieA_ Oh dear, you've been hacked
10.4.20 09:34 WWE releases The Revival
9.4.20 18:54 Can of Caffeine Free Diet Dr Pepper
9.4.20 16:28 
Listened to Joris Voorn - Never (Orbital Remix)
9.4.20 16:26 
I like it
9.4.20 15:35 (This isn't actually HILARIOUS!!! but that's how it cutted and pasted from MeMe - I mean LaLa - congratulations to you all for being favoured by The Algorithm)

This is HILARIOUS!!! DONT CHEAT!!!! I want to see if I come up for anyone. Make sure you follow the directions at the bottom. You don't pick the names, Facebook does. 😆😜🤷‍♀️

I'm on Holiday ☀️👙🏝🍹

My holiday buddy: Mason Butler
Spends every day at the nudist beach: Kat Smart
Drinks all the cocktails: Mel Desprez
Chats up the bar staff: Christian Fritz
Arrested for skinny dipping: Allison Anne
Breaks the karaoke machine: Rissy Bird
Eats all the food: Emily Johnson
Falls off a donkey: Michael Kerschmann
Gets sunburnt on the 1st day: Al Grande
Wins £500 on the bingo: Tom Wollenberg (did we really go all the way to the United Kingdom to play BINGO?)
Misses their flight home: Adri Mehra
Steals all the inflatables: Nick Smith
Stung by a jelly fish: Sam Woodman
Throws everyone’s towels in the pool: Vanessa Tieman
Wakes everyone up singing at 3am: Jeff Wepplo
Comes last in the talent show: Christopher James
Gets drunk and has a tattoo: Michael Todd Grey

1. Copy-paste and delete the names...
2. After each statement, type @ and the first letter of the statement (eg : My holiday buddy = @M)
3. You'll see the name of one of your friends!
4. If one is already used, take the next one!
5. Don’t cheat
9.4.20 15:12 
YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLACKBERRY ON THE BOTTOM (GREEK) #yogurtoftheday
9.4.20 15:12 
Toasted Southern Pecan
9.4.20 15:00 NLOK closing quote: 19.37 ▼0.21 (Range: 18.84 - 19.82)
9.4.20 14:41 @CrosleyRadio Got it - thank you!
9.4.20 14:33 @CrosleyRadio Well, the on hold music is much nicer on this line. :) May I suggest changing the automated message on ext. 1206 to say that nobody's available to answer, at least temporarily?
9.4.20 14:15 After spending four hours on hold with @CrosleyRadio support, I'm starting to wonder if they're even staffed today...in which case, maybe update the message? The disembodied voice saying a representative will be with me "shortly" feels less reassuring and increasingly ironic.
8.4.20 20:58 
Okay - as "Wotta TWIST!" goes.....that was pretty okay. Did we really need to take an hour to get there? .....I guess? #NXT
8.4.20 20:43 That's, like, 160% RT @sewardcoop: We have hand sanitizer at the Franklin Store! Pranarom's new Hand Purifier is 60% alcohol and 100% certified organic essential oils. Get one while supplies last! https://pic.twitter.com/KQ8kPGdX0E
8.4.20 20:04 
Uh oh, it's about to get cinematic up in here #NXT #broadway
8.4.20 15:00 NLOK closing quote: 19.58 ▲0.64 (Range: 18.90 - 19.71)
8.4.20 14:12 Stay at home extended until Monday May 4. Let's put an "at least" on the end of that. I know I'm privileged and lucky and I'm sure I'll have no choice but to make it but still.....can I tell you? Right now I have no idea how I'll make it. (Give me an hour or two and/or a nap and I'll come up with something, I'm sure)
8.4.20 13:15 I'd like to use my Trumpbux to finance a trip outta the country but I hear there's a travel ban RT @ryderfakin: @CRZ amazing the dude call it quits while everyone is embracing Socialism. What are YOU doing with the bribe ?
8.4.20 12:54 
<checks friend count>
I dream of a day when a majority of the people, fed up with both parties, actually band together to vote for somebody else
<checks friend count again>
8.4.20 12:37 
Breakfast Blend
8.4.20 12:29 
So..........there'll still be other people on the ballot come November
8.4.20 12:28 
"They" totally came together to beat Bernie! (Wait... that wasn't what you meant?) RT @AndrewYang: Bernie Sanders is a fucking hero. Let’s come together and beat this guy.
8.4.20 11:38 
RT @kfaiFMradio: Are you enjoying KFAI right now as you read this? Is reading this making you think about turn it on? Tell someone! Word of mouth is about all we've got since we can't afford to be on the side of buses or painting on buildings with our logo on a twee mural. https://pic.twitter.com/OcM7RfcUJp
8.4.20 10:50 
THE MASTODON RT @luchablog: magazine debut of Tinieblas, 1969. https://pic.twitter.com/SOjmI0E7GZ
7.4.20 20:39 :'( RIP John Prine
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