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2.11.20 12:11 
Finally, there's a write-in space, but unless you vote for a pre-registered write-in candidate, it won't show up in the tally as whoever you've written in. I don't believe we have any registered write-ins in Minnesota for President/Vice President (correct me if I'm wrong!) (9/9)
2.11.20 12:11 
Alyson Kennedy and Malcolm Jarrett (Socialist Workers) Coulnd't find a campaign website, but you can find more about their platform at https://themilitant.com/2020/10/17/socialist-workers-party-2020-campaign-platform/
2.11.20 12:11 
Brock Pierce and Karla Ballard (Independent) https://www.brock.vote/
2.11.20 12:11 
Gloria La Riva and Leonard Peltier (Socialism and Liberation) https://www.lariva2020.org/
2.11.20 12:11 
Kanye West and Michelle Tidball (Independent) https://kanye2020.country/
2.11.20 12:11 
Howie Hawkins and Angela Walker (Green) https://howiehawkins.us/
2.11.20 12:11 
Roque "Rocky" De La Fuente and Darcy Richardson (Independence/Alliance) https://rocky101.com/
2.11.20 12:11 
In Minnesota, there are nine tickets for President/Vice-President on the ballot. Maybe you'd like to know about the seven that AREN'T Trump/Pence and Biden/Harris? Here they are in the order provided by @MNSecofState, along with my best guess at their campaign websites: (1/9)
2.11.20 10:13 
@davefinton Let's add one that's practically already happened: When/if Trump concedes, it will be a concurrent speech with his announcement of an intention to begin a 2024 campaign.
21.10.20 09:24 
Changed my cover photo
7.10.20 21:59 
Well at least if we're all talking about the fly we aren't talking about his pinkeye
7.10.20 21:34 
Well, as usual, no minds were changed by tonight's performances; therefore, the winner of the debate is ME for staying awake through all ninety minutes. Everybody be sure to vote!
7.10.20 21:25 
Also, too bad whoever's sneezing can't leave the room
7.10.20 21:17 
Debate's over
7.10.20 21:17 
OMG THE BLOOMBERG FLY IS BACK
7.10.20 20:52 
Pew pew
2.10.20 00:44 
I guess, in hindsight, one good thing about the debate only having two presidential candidates is all the other ones couldn't have caught the rona there
29.9.20 22:22 
@masonbutler Two more presidential debates! Ba dum bum
29.9.20 21:59 
So great hearing the crack NBC News team decide that ultimately the last two hours moved zero needles and proved nothing
29.9.20 21:56 
Ineligible to SERVE.

(Also, fictional character - maybe should have led with that)
29.9.20 21:55 
Let's be honest - might do better than Kanye West, but as a citizen of Japan ineligible to server RT @LegsWet: @CRZ PRESIDENT PIKACHU
29.9.20 21:52 
I know, I know - but still, let me remind you that here in Minnesota there are seven choices for President on our ballot that aren't either of these two dudes (eight if you count the write-in space)
29.9.20 20:38 
Biden failing to dedicate his COVID-19 answer to Herman Cain was a missed opportunity
29.9.20 20:38 
Trump tweeting during this debate is a serious breach of kayfabe
29.9.20 14:24 
Wouldn't it be funny if somehow watching tonight's debate made you regret already mailing in your vote
18.9.20 13:11 
I'm suspicious in general, but today I'm suspicious of ANYBODY who feels I should have already voted by now.
21.8.20 08:27 
Good morning! RT @nypost: Fly repeatedly lands on Michael Bloomberg's face during DNC speech https://trib.al/kyPBaZD https://pic.twitter.com/2zALnVDRaZ
20.8.20 21:26 
Could I get a clip of Bloomberg saying "???" for my new ringtone?
16.8.20 17:04 
RT @albertxii: free thought alarms implanted in every citizen’s brain. all TV stations have been replaced by OANN. the only legal mail is fan letters sent to the White House (postage is $75)

Schumer and Pelosi: sometimes our president acts more like Donald CHUMP!

RT
@senschumer: If Postmaster General DeJoy doesn’t testify before Congress next week as Speaker Pelosi and I have requested, he should be stamped, returned to sender, and removed from his position.
28.6.20 15:02 
"Man it's a hot one..." RT @tapemachines: what's a song that's pleasant and about 38 seconds long? that should be the national anthem so i stop having to waste multiple minutes of my life on it every time i watch a sport
21.6.20 16:10 
Whatever happened to this? Will Trump spring an Executive Order on us just before the election? (I think I'd still be okay with that) RT @realDonaldTrump: Making Daylight Saving Time permanent is O.K. with me!
10.6.20 16:01 
RT @NationalDebt: $26,003,751,512,344.91 (+) #NationalDebt
27.5.20 13:14 
When he gets one right....I get even MORE suspicious RT @realDonaldTrump: WARRANTLESS SURVEILLANCE OF AMERICANS IS WRONG!
6.5.20 17:11 
RT @NationalDebt: $25,057,924,023,406.80 (+) #NationalDebt
15.4.20 10:55 
What I'm assuming is my Trumpbux direct deposit appears to have been based on my 2018 return (when I earned income) as opposed to my 2019 return (when I spent 10 of 12 months broke off my ass). Supposedly the IRS will square me up in 2021 - I'll start holding my breath now
8.4.20 12:54 
<checks friend count>
I dream of a day when a majority of the people, fed up with both parties, actually band together to vote for somebody else
<checks friend count again>
8.4.20 12:29 
So..........there'll still be other people on the ballot come November
8.4.20 12:28 
"They" totally came together to beat Bernie! (Wait... that wasn't what you meant?) RT @AndrewYang: Bernie Sanders is a fucking hero. Let’s come together and beat this guy.
1.4.20 18:01 
I FINALLY GOT IT
I FINALLY GOT IT
I FINALLY GOT MY NEW BURGER KING COUPONS
30.3.20 22:13 
I must be the only American to have not received a postcard from the president
11.3.20 12:04 
Bernie's staying in for now - meanwhile, Biden's looking for somebody to wrestle
11.3.20 02:09 
DECISION 2020: [Some] people have spoken
4.3.20 11:40 
The bar will surely be raised before it could happen, but wouldn't a Biden/Sanders/Warren/Gabbard debate be fun to watch?

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2020/3/3/21164007/tulsi-gabbard-debate-super-tuesday-delegate-american-samoa (Vox: Tulsi Gabbard just won a delegate. Will she be in the next debate?)
3.3.20 18:10 
Obligatory gaudy display of accessories #IVoted #MinnesotaPrimary #secretballot
2.3.20 15:39 
I wonder: How many early Super Tuesday voters wish they could take it back and get a do over?

Me, I'm voting at 19:59 (not really, but I WILL wait until I'm on my way home from work)
6.2.20 11:35 
I know, I know, but each time I see someone proudly displaying a "Great State of Kansas" T-shirt somebody spent real money on, I think to myself "golly, Trump done stimulated the economy again"
4.7.19 10:54 
Good day for it 🇺🇸 (Washington Post: Justin Amash leaving the GOP)
1.7.19 14:43 
Any fun places I should take Kris for us to take in the USA/ENG game tomorrow? (Besides my own house of fun, that is) Are you watching it anywhere special? Did you know it was a thing? 2PM CDT.
22.2.19 19:41 
I know Republicans aren't discussed much around here (except for folks talking about how much they suck), but I think this is an interesting story - the potential of William Weld staging a vanity campaign for the GOP 2020 nomination for president. His party affiliation has been pretty fluid, going back to his support of Barack Obama over John McCain in 2008 and most recently he was on the Libertarian ticket as Veep nominee in 2016. It'll be interesting to see if/how many primary votes he could peel away from President Trump - and if other "prominent" Republicans have the guts to defy the RNC and launch their own primary challenges. Heck, I'd probably caucus for him if our caucuses hadn't been neutered in favour of a beefier Minnesota primary.
10.12.18 17:42 
If nobody else wants to do it, I could probably fill in as White House Chief of Staff for a couple years - call me, @realDonaldTrump!
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