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| 10.1.21 20:53 |  | RT : Banned from social media for life, but not from holding public office yet? Think about that for a sec. |
| 10.1.21 20:51 | | Well that's certainly not a suspicious response |
| 10.1.21 20:38 | | UPDATE: I didn't lose any followers in the great Twitter purge. It's reassuring to know none of you were bots and/or Nazis and, I guess, also explains why I have just under 2,000 followers instead of 15.7 million |
| 10.1.21 00:09 | | As shitty as yesterday was and as many emotions as I endured.....I did find a baby blue Bic lighter on the sidewalk between my car and the radio station, so that was nice |
| 9.1.21 01:21 | | C'mon, man, you're President, I'm sure you can outsmart this social network and tweet your tweets, buddy, don't give up!, keep tryin' and shoot those shots - wait, can I say "shoot"
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| 8.1.21 21:37 |
 | Why do you think I used the archaic "Wienerboard?" |
| 8.1.21 21:33 | | Well lemme tell ya how MY day on The Twitter™ went: https://pic.twitter.com/Hvo2pMkRWB |
| 8.1.21 21:31 |
| Oh shit, did Trump try to register a Wienerboard account |
| 8.1.21 20:18 |
 | Oh, Sami. Sami, Sami, Sami. Could you pick a worse week to unveil a conspiracy theorist gimmick? |
| 8.1.21 10:00 | | Maybe Trump won't attend the Inauguration because he'll be in jail by then |
| 6.1.21 15:58 |
 | RT : Tell your friends: is extending his usual birthday bash onto and it's gonna go all day - midnight to midnight. Engage extended Bowieverse this Fri, Jan 8th.
https://www.kfai.org/irregular/ |
| 6.1.21 14:24 |
 | Twitter sez nothing's trending. https://pic.twitter.com/Tvq1J4wjwF |
| 5.1.21 20:31 | | https://elections.ap.org/widgets/content/0fdb11a03f6f0e3fb0d4dd5b399127c4 |
| 5.1.21 18:24 | | Yeah in retrospect I probably could have refrained from spoilering you LAST night but after Christmas is after Christmas |
| 4.1.21 21:21 |
| I'm sure I'm not the only one to notice Melina didn't come do one of these shows until she could be sure Mick Foley was off quarantining a very safe distance from the Thunderdome |
| 4.1.21 19:53 |
| Oh no, the ladies caught Vince's Legendary "two thousand twenty-one" disease |
| 4.1.21 19:44 |
| What do you think - do we restore all timelines and unify the titles tonight? |
| 4.1.21 19:35 | | I will say my gift for you took about four weeks longer than I expected to get to me from UK so perhaps not all hope is lost yet? (I know Canada's way closer, but it's still our USPS we're talkin' about here) |
| 4.1.21 19:27 | | Alas no |
| 4.1.21 19:25 |
| Whoa! Howard Finkel is rising from his grave???? |
| 4.1.21 19:24 | | BTW in case Aaron continues to miss my Messenger message, in tomorrow's Christmas delivery, big box for him, little box for you and you each get a can of beans (and God help you if you can't figure out what to do to get them open) |
| 4.1.21 19:23 | | You've been talking to Allison! RT : a driveway visit from festive cryptid who gave me an oblique strategies deck of my very own  https://pic.twitter.com/uxqbCSHLiP |
| 4.1.21 19:02 |
| HEY WAIT
.....am *I* a Legend? |
| 4.1.21 18:37 | | WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
| 4.1.21 11:11 |
 | Nailed it RT : In theory it's an awesome concept, in reality just about every libertarian I've met wants to control others lives, but doesn't want to have judgement for their beliefs or any control placed on their lives. |
| 4.1.21 02:24 |
 | I'm old school so I miss the Russian theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGECN23Y-cw |
| 4.1.21 02:19 | | Oh man, SHEENA died?! |
| 3.1.21 22:48 | | I know we all snoozed through it but somebody at DID throw up a "why the Eagles are tanking" draft pick graphic in the last five minutes of the game https://pic.twitter.com/EDarPSpC3E |
| 3.1.21 22:29 | | Boy, those are some smart lookin' Divisional Champion hats tho |
| 3.1.21 22:26 | | Would you say Al and Cris were havin' fun on TV? |
| 3.1.21 22:25 | | UPDATE: I was wrong |
| 3.1.21 22:19 | | GAME WINNING DRIVE COMIN' UP |
| 3.1.21 18:02 |
 | Okay, I feel a little more confident |
| 3.1.21 04:20 | | So uh you gonna tackle Part 3 or is it too early to ask |
| 2.1.21 23:02 |
| Senator, are you going to DO anything about this or just tweet about it? RT : My Weekend:
SATURDAY: Certain Republicans senators claim that they MUST have an “emergency†federal audit before accepting state certified results.
SUNDAY: They get sworn-in to the U.S. Senate without an audit of their own elections. |
| 2.1.21 22:25 |
 | Haha I think you hit all the high points |
| 2.1.21 22:24 |
| I gotta say I liked it, but I never really went out of my way to prepare it ever again....but I was always a Dr Pepper nut. Here's a clip for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Duz6CB9nofQ |
| 2.1.21 15:25 |
| RT : We're live at five with new new - well, RECENT music and your requests! Get palindromic with us or come back December 11th! |
| 2.1.21 15:19 | | Well, you're not as egregious as our Senators - although....nobody could be as egregious as our Senators, sigh |
| 2.1.21 13:56 | | Look, I know all I need to do to get Likes and follows is to repeatedly keep you updated on exactly how many days it is until Inauguration Day but that REALLY seems like a shortsighted strategy |
| 2.1.21 05:08 | | Should I watch 3 before Coda? (I probably will because I feel like I should have already... but I could be swayed) |
| 2.1.21 00:13 | | I do enjoy it, as well as Part 2 - I have Part 3 (on the DVR) and MEAN to get around to it... but not tonight |
| 1.1.21 23:58 | | Aw shoot, I could have taped it off Paramount Channel for you today - you like "5 minutes of movie, 4.5 minutes of ads" presentation, right? |
| 1.1.21 20:20 | | Oh wow, it's 2021 |
| 1.1.21 19:38 | | But were there potatoes and were they scalloped |
| 1.1.21 18:00 | | Nope - but check that roster! https://www.discogs.com/artist/266041-Barbara-Cohen-amp-Little-Lizard |
| 1.1.21 17:52 | | It's not good and maybe the only film I "reviewed" on Letterboxd all year |
| 1.1.21 17:07 | | Boy, Twitter's really turned up the Promoted tweets dial to 11 on my timeline |
| 1.1.21 17:06 | | I'm left to conclude that "high-risk" = "not white folks" RT : https://pic.twitter.com/F7lQQz8pig |
| 1.1.21 16:07 | | My $600 is now showing up as a Monday deposit, if'n you're still curious if anybody's gotten it. I haven't gotten it, but I'm'a get it. (I think I might hire a plumber.) |
