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15.1.21 01:06 
It's been a month since I remembered there was a Lifetime KFC movie. I don't actually remember anybody WATCHING it but maybe I wasn't on Twitter that day. I'll watch it right now since it's on the 'tube and, recall, it's only 15 minutes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0e7Bj_7T3k
15.1.21 00:00 Yesterday's lo/hi: 32.2º - 35.1º
14.1.21 20:32 
@d_feldman As a former mayoral candidate, I have been effectively rendered invisible to Minneapolis troll bots (example: RT @CRZ: Hey, I can do this gimmick, too!

295 days until Minneapolis has a chance to vote for a better mayor.
14.1.21 19:57 
@davefinton I think we both know Trump will be leaving one* in the desk

*one poop
14.1.21 17:16 @dhm @tapemachines Well I WANT to believe you; however I am not moving <consults web search> "The Marine 4: Moving Target" ahead of "The Godfather: Part III" on my watch list at this time
14.1.21 16:57 @tapemachines Oh no. You're watching all...<consults web search site>...six of them, aren't you
14.1.21 16:55 @jmshapyro I'm very sorry in advance to anybody who accidentally read the previous tweet
14.1.21 16:53 @jmshapyro Symbolic fur wearers accidentally skinned somehow?

Perhaps stray flex cuffs accidentally end up around a neck; last words "I can't breathe" a trenchant social commentary

But maybe also go lighthearted with an "oopsie!" slip & fall while attempting to smear their own fecal matte
14.1.21 15:00 NLOK closing quote: 20.34 ▼0.53 (Range: 20.23 - 20.87)
14.1.21 12:11 
Listened to Speedboat - Dog Toy
14.1.21 12:07 
Listened to Gary Numan - intruder
14.1.21 12:03 
Listened to Gary Numan - Intruder - Edit
14.1.21 10:45 
Kona Blend
14.1.21 09:49 
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Listened to Lawrence Hart - Red Lion on Spotify
14.1.21 00:00 Yesterday's lo/hi: 28.6º - 41.4º
13.1.21 22:52 One hundred fifty-six million wasted clicks
13.1.21 16:54 
  US Post Office (Minneapolis, MN)
13.1.21 16:14 
BY THE WAY #mspwx https://pic.twitter.com/blS8g9PU7g
13.1.21 15:00 NLOK closing quote: 20.87 ▼0.48 (Range: 20.80 - 21.47)
13.1.21 13:07 
Jamaica Blue Mountain Blend
13.1.21 00:00 Yesterday's lo/hi: 20.5º - 37.6º
12.1.21 16:48 
  US Post Office (Minneapolis, MN)
12.1.21 15:00 NLOK closing quote: 21.34 ▲0.31 (Range: 20.94 - 21.37)
12.1.21 11:12 
Listened to Future Islands - For Sure - Dan Deacon Remix - Edit
12.1.21 11:02 
Listened to Future Islands - For Sure - Dan Deacon Remix
12.1.21 11:00 
Listened to Metronomy - The Light - Kero Kero Bonito Remix
12.1.21 10:55 
Listened to Lawrence Hart - Try Repeat - Lake Turner Remix
12.1.21 08:11 
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Listened to Spotify playlist "Discover Weekly"
12.1.21 05:26 
Listened to MRNC - Kaleidoscope
12.1.21 05:18 
Listened to MRNC - Big Thing
12.1.21 05:13 Is Quibi still-- oh.
12.1.21 04:48 
It's quarter to 5, what else am I gonna do, sleep (link from/thanks to Cristian Ybarra https://picrew.me/image_maker/574511 )
12.1.21 03:38 
0337 thoughts: Was Asuka even on the show last night? And if she wasn't, does that mean.................. RT @What30dayrule: It has now been 49 days since @WWEAsuka last defended the @WWE #RAW Women's Championship.
12.1.21 00:00 Yesterday's lo/hi: 26.2º - 36.1º
11.1.21 22:00 
Oh and I guess we now know 100% that HE didn't set HER on fire after all
11.1.21 22:00 
I like how the fireball exploded into a USA bug reminding me that STRAIGHT UP STEVE AUSTIN IS NEEEEEEEXT #RAW
11.1.21 21:54 
If I read Cagematch correctly, @TripleH's last #RAW match was on March 14, 2016 against....wait for it... @HEELZiggler. It was nontitle; Paul was WWE Champion at the time - no, REALLY. He'd defeated Dean Ambrose at WWE Roadblock.
11.1.21 20:30 
I suppose we shouldn't be surprised - somehow they also never learned whether Randy Orton set a dripping-with-accelerant Alexa Bliss on fire or not #RAW
11.1.21 20:28 
Crack commentary team also apparently not looking at anything during ad breaks either, which is no mean feat when you're FEET AWAY AT RINGSIDE #RAW
11.1.21 20:28 
They, uh, still didn't show us whatever happened during the ad break to explain why these good buddies are now wrestling each other #RAW
11.1.21 20:03 
Tonight's guest on "Straight Up Steve Austin" is...... Luke Combs. Wow, starting the new season off strong!! #RAW
11.1.21 19:18 
Hey remember when Lacey had a kid #RAW
11.1.21 19:14 
Triple H < Adam Pearce #RAW
11.1.21 17:06 
    Ooh it's vinyl I don't remember ordering from Israel!! - US Post Office (Minneapolis, MN)
11.1.21 16:43 UPDATE: They cancelled their free CRZ trial REALLY early https://pic.twitter.com/TbdEVDhiYg RT @CRZ: Well lemme tell ya how MY day on The Twitterâ„¢ went: https://pic.twitter.com/Hvo2pMkRWB
11.1.21 16:41 
1. McQuarantine
2. LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDBERRRRRRRRRRRG
3. Can Drew kick* COVID? *by which I mean Claymore it
4. Remember that "viral" WWE video of Drew taking out 2020? Do that again, but with that giant Doritos virus

Did I get this tweet in before Justin? Phew RT
@WWE: Drew McIntyre has tested positive for COVID-19 and has been placed in quarantine. https://www.wwe.com/article/drew-mcintyre-has-tested-positive-for-covid-19
11.1.21 16:34 @TheKFV At this time, I don't have plans (or $500) to run. STAY TUNED
11.1.21 16:13 
Hey, I can do this gimmick, too!

295 days until Minneapolis has a chance to vote for a better mayor.
11.1.21 15:00 NLOK closing quote: 21.02 ▼0.02 (Range: 20.84 - 21.24)
11.1.21 14:47 Tony Mendes passed on on Friday night. He rejoins his wife of 60+ years, Lena, who left in December 2019, and their son Paul who died way too early almost 12 years ago. Tony and Lena had seven kids and at one time or another all of them had to put up with me during a lotta visits to the family house - as well as a few family reunions where I had permission to crash (and can't remember if I actually had permission to also claim I was a "cousin" :) ) They're a great family and he was a great man. My thoughts are with Joe, Robert, Maria, Anne, Anthony and Josephine and their (also great!) families.
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