| 15.1.21 01:24 |  |  | Well.....I wasn't BORED, but I was also very relieved it was only 15 minutes. I probably should have watched this a month ago but really, Christmas never ends during quarantine. (★) |
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| 15.1.21 01:06 | 
 | It's been a month since I remembered there was a Lifetime KFC movie. I don't actually remember anybody WATCHING it but maybe I wasn't on Twitter that day. I'll watch it right now since it's on the 'tube and, recall, it's only 15 minutes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0e7Bj_7T3k |
| 15.1.21 00:00 |  | Yesterday's lo/hi: 32.2º - 35.1º |
| 14.1.21 20:32 |
 | As a former mayoral candidate, I have been effectively rendered invisible to Minneapolis troll bots (example: RT : Hey, I can do this gimmick, too!
295 days until Minneapolis has a chance to vote for a better mayor. |
| 14.1.21 19:57 |
 | I think we both know Trump will be leaving one* in the desk
*one poop |
| 14.1.21 17:16 | | Well I WANT to believe you; however I am not moving <consults web search> "The Marine 4: Moving Target" ahead of "The Godfather: Part III" on my watch list at this time |
| 14.1.21 16:57 | | Oh no. You're watching all...<consults web search site>...six of them, aren't you |
| 14.1.21 16:55 | | I'm very sorry in advance to anybody who accidentally read the previous tweet |
| 14.1.21 16:53 | | Symbolic fur wearers accidentally skinned somehow?
Perhaps stray flex cuffs accidentally end up around a neck; last words "I can't breathe" a trenchant social commentary
But maybe also go lighthearted with an "oopsie!" slip & fall while attempting to smear their own fecal matte |
| 14.1.21 15:00 |  | NLOK closing quote: 20.34 ▼0.53 (Range: 20.23 - 20.87) |
| 14.1.21 12:11 | 
 | Listened to Speedboat - Dog Toy |
| 14.1.21 12:07 |
| Listened to Gary Numan - intruder |
| 14.1.21 12:03 |
| Listened to Gary Numan - Intruder - Edit |
| 14.1.21 10:45 | 
 | Kona Blend |
| 14.1.21 09:49 |
| [+] [–] Listened to Lawrence Hart - Red Lion on Spotify |
| 14.1.21 00:00 | | Yesterday's lo/hi: 28.6º - 41.4º |
| 13.1.21 22:52 |  | One hundred fifty-six million wasted clicks |
| 13.1.21 16:54 | 
|    US Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 13.1.21 16:14 |
| BY THE WAY https://pic.twitter.com/blS8g9PU7g |
| 13.1.21 15:00 | | NLOK closing quote: 20.87 ▼0.48 (Range: 20.80 - 21.47) |
| 13.1.21 13:07 |
| Jamaica Blue Mountain Blend |
| 13.1.21 00:00 | | Yesterday's lo/hi: 20.5º - 37.6º |
| 12.1.21 16:48 |
| US Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 12.1.21 15:00 | | NLOK closing quote: 21.34 ▲0.31 (Range: 20.94 - 21.37) |
| 12.1.21 11:12 |
| Listened to Future Islands - For Sure - Dan Deacon Remix - Edit |
| 12.1.21 11:02 |
| Listened to Future Islands - For Sure - Dan Deacon Remix |
| 12.1.21 11:00 |
| Listened to Metronomy - The Light - Kero Kero Bonito Remix |
| 12.1.21 10:55 |
| Listened to Lawrence Hart - Try Repeat - Lake Turner Remix |
| 12.1.21 08:11 |
| [+] [–] Listened to Spotify playlist "Discover Weekly" |
| 12.1.21 05:26 |
 | Listened to MRNC - Kaleidoscope |
| 12.1.21 05:18 |
| Listened to MRNC - Big Thing |
| 12.1.21 05:13 | | Is Quibi still-- oh. |
| 12.1.21 04:48 |  | |
| 12.1.21 03:38 |
 | 0337 thoughts: Was Asuka even on the show last night? And if she wasn't, does that mean.................. RT : It has now been 49 days since last defended the Women's Championship. |
| 12.1.21 00:00 | | Yesterday's lo/hi: 26.2º - 36.1º |
| 11.1.21 22:00 |
| Oh and I guess we now know 100% that HE didn't set HER on fire after all |
| 11.1.21 22:00 |
| I like how the fireball exploded into a USA bug reminding me that STRAIGHT UP STEVE AUSTIN IS NEEEEEEEXT |
| 11.1.21 21:54 |
| If I read Cagematch correctly, 's last match was on March 14, 2016 against....wait for it... . It was nontitle; Paul was WWE Champion at the time - no, REALLY. He'd defeated Dean Ambrose at WWE Roadblock. |
| 11.1.21 20:30 |
| I suppose we shouldn't be surprised - somehow they also never learned whether Randy Orton set a dripping-with-accelerant Alexa Bliss on fire or not |
| 11.1.21 20:28 |
| Crack commentary team also apparently not looking at anything during ad breaks either, which is no mean feat when you're FEET AWAY AT RINGSIDE |
| 11.1.21 20:28 |
| They, uh, still didn't show us whatever happened during the ad break to explain why these good buddies are now wrestling each other |
| 11.1.21 20:03 |
| Tonight's guest on "Straight Up Steve Austin" is...... Luke Combs. Wow, starting the new season off strong!! |
| 11.1.21 19:18 |
| Hey remember when Lacey had a kid |
| 11.1.21 19:14 |
| Triple H < Adam Pearce |
| 11.1.21 17:06 |
|  |  Ooh it's vinyl I don't remember ordering from Israel!! - US Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) |
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| 11.1.21 16:43 | | UPDATE: They cancelled their free CRZ trial REALLY early https://pic.twitter.com/TbdEVDhiYg RT : Well lemme tell ya how MY day on The Twitterâ„¢ went: https://pic.twitter.com/Hvo2pMkRWB |
| 11.1.21 16:41 |
| 1. McQuarantine
2. LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDBERRRRRRRRRRRG
3. Can Drew kick* COVID? *by which I mean Claymore it
4. Remember that "viral" WWE video of Drew taking out 2020? Do that again, but with that giant Doritos virus
Did I get this tweet in before Justin? Phew RT : Drew McIntyre has tested positive for COVID-19 and has been placed in quarantine. https://www.wwe.com/article/drew-mcintyre-has-tested-positive-for-covid-19 |
| 11.1.21 16:34 | | At this time, I don't have plans (or $500) to run. STAY TUNED |
| 11.1.21 16:13 |
| Hey, I can do this gimmick, too!
295 days until Minneapolis has a chance to vote for a better mayor. |
| 11.1.21 15:00 | | NLOK closing quote: 21.02 ▼0.02 (Range: 20.84 - 21.24) |
