| 8.2.21 08:22 | 
 | So yeah football's done! Bring on NASCAR!! |
| 8.2.21 08:19 | | I've had a night to sleep on it but I'm still haunted https://twitter.com/CRZ/status/1358782471303815177/video/1 |
| 8.2.21 00:00 |  | Yesterday's lo/hi: -13.9º - -1.7º |
| 7.2.21 22:40 | | Hey! I liked it! |
| 7.2.21 21:40 | | All right, CBS and Queen Latifah, you have ONE chance to win me over. GO |
| 7.2.21 21:18 | | I gotta give it to the Bud Light Legends - they built on years of backlog. I think the Michelob Ultra hard seltzer ad with all fake celebs was good. Oatly ad was an absurd waste of money and what you want out of a Super Bowl ad. Avocados from Mexico were missed. |
| 7.2.21 21:13 | | WE MADE IT, EVERYBODY! |
| 7.2.21 21:08 |
 | Amazon: Jeff Bezos sucks
Guaranteed Rate: Cool ad for UFC?
CB SCARES: support local business! Wait - you just played a super long ad for Amazon
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| 7.2.21 20:57 | | Bass Pro Shops: It's currently two below - I ain't goin' outside
Robinhood: HA HA HA
CBS: Wow, CBS could end operations tomorrow and I would be largely unaffected
Tough As Nails: I do not care
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| 7.2.21 20:52 | | I may have been too hard on the Michelob Ultra hard seltzer ad - dumb product but entertaining ad. NOT CELEBRITIES! |
| 7.2.21 20:51 | | Michelob Ultra Hard Seltzer: We're gonna keep trying hard seltzer huh
The Disney bundle: Look, I'm NOT PAYING FOR A STREAMING SERVICE OK*
Klarna: Oh Maya, Maya, Maya, Maya, no
The Equalizer: tonight!
The FBI: this is a show in 2021?
*Xfinity giving me Peacock Plus for now |
| 7.2.21 20:46 | | Shades of Clint Eastwood! |
| 7.2.21 20:41 | | Jeep: Oh is that Bruce Springsteen? Why isn't this ad better? (Yeah, well, why isn't America better HUH)
Star Trek Universe on Paramount+: Hmm....nah
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| 7.2.21 20:35 | | About the new CBS graphics package: why did they use like seven different typeface sizes in the same box? |
| 7.2.21 20:32 | | I have a fear that I won't remain awake through the entire slate of Super Bowl ads |
| 7.2.21 20:32 | | Cadillac: Edgar Scissorhands? I'd almost rather be in Norway
Anheuser-Busch: My heart strings weren't tugged
Clarice: Please, God, no more
Yellowstone on Paramount+: no sale
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| 7.2.21 20:25 | | Lombardi: Wow, I'ḿ already tired of him! Haha they kept in the cuts to bored fans
Jimmy John's (local?): I feel like we may have to endure Brad Garrett for years
HyVee (local): Yes please I like steak
WCCO: You poor saps
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| 7.2.21 20:16 | | Coming 2 America: seen this ad
Cheetos: I like Shaggy - not so much Kelso and Meg
WeatherTech: NOT AGAIN USA USA USA
Squarespace: Waste of Dolly
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| 7.2.21 20:08 | | Rocket Mortgage: did we need two of these? Where's Batista?
Draft Kings: Heeey it's the reruns segment
P&G Microban: Not funny enough
Fiverr: Funny! and I instantly forgot who the ad was for
Colbert: Well, he's tryin'...I guess
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| 7.2.21 20:04 | | Not my host - Bob Barker 4life |
| 7.2.21 20:02 | | T-Mobile: Anthony Anderson's mama > Travis Kelce
Michelob Ultra: Man Phife Dawg's still dead
The Equalizer: I'm ready, let's end this game
Spongebob Paramount+: I will continue to have never seen an episode of Spongebob
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| 7.2.21 19:59 | | Twitter tells me that was the leadoff |
| 7.2.21 19:53 | | Verizon: I thought it was a Capital One ad. What's in your wallet?
Uber Eats: And I worked so hard to avoid watching this ad on Twitter WOW these guys look old
CBS sitcoms: Look, I just don't watch CBS except for football and MAYBE "60 Minutes"
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| 7.2.21 19:49 | | Unprecedented times, man |
| 7.2.21 19:44 | | Ernst & Young - I mean "EY": what the hell?
Sleep Number: good local ad with...uh...already forgot which Viking they used
WCCO: click
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| 7.2.21 19:43 | | Clarice: It's just like Hannibal, except it's on CBS and Hannibal isn't in it!
Tough As Nails: Again, I had no idea this had existed for MULTIPLE seasons
Paramount 2 second ad: sneaky
Cenex (local): Seen it
Pitbull skull shaver: Are you serious?
(cont)
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| 7.2.21 19:40 | | Look I know I'm pushing 50 and slowly going deaf but I thought that was a fine Pepsi halftime show and The Weeknd brought it - I wish they hadn't almost completely buried his vocals, but would it have really been so different? |
| 7.2.21 19:38 | | Just think... this is the absolute final time we ever hear "Blinding Lights" ever ever again |
| 7.2.21 19:36 | | He calls them his fireflies |
| 7.2.21 19:26 | | RT : https://twitter.com/CraigWeekend/status/1358587862090870784/video/1 |
| 7.2.21 19:26 | | Look, call me cynical but I'm just not believing it's the NFL that's gonna end racism |
| 7.2.21 19:21 | | Paramount+: Patrick Stewart now looks his age, I just can't
The Equalizer: BRING IT
Colbert: THEN TURN IT OFF
Profile: Is this a local ad? Who puts Lady A in an ad?
UWM: yeah everybody wants a MORTGAGE APP
Wisconsin cheese: I like cheese
WCCO: Still not watching your news
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| 7.2.21 19:18 | | BRB, gotta grab and scan my Pepsi |
| 7.2.21 19:04 |
 | Dr. Squatch: Isn't this one of those annoying YouTube ads but I can't skip it on TV
Vroom: Okay
Jimmy John's: Aren't they still problematic?
T-Mobile: Celebrities!
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| 7.2.21 18:58 | | Intuit: Better than average
DraftKings: Is Jessie famous for anything beyond this ad I've already seen?
Mercari: I hate Mercari
Tide: What a baffling music choice
Clarice: nope
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| 7.2.21 18:52 | | I thought the NFL prohibited stuff like all the Bud Light product placement in the crowd we've been getting |
| 7.2.21 18:51 | | Toyota: Inspired to adopt a Paralympic athlete - actually no, not at all
eTrade: Fine, next
Hellmann's: You think she fucked that mayonnaise jar? Prob'ly
Paramount+: seriously, you couldn't bring some new ads? Romo keeps telling me THIS IS THE SUPER BOWL
Halftime show: in 6:05 |
| 7.2.21 18:46 | | I bought some Chobani oat milk the one time it was a Cub "EXTREME deal!!" and cheaper than the cow stuff - it was fine in my cereal and I went right back to buying whatever was cheaper, so...you know...your move, oat milk price control lobby |
| 7.2.21 18:40 | | Rocket Mortgage: Golly, Tracy Morgan is a DICK! So's Batista
Oatly!: Now THAT'S how you spend millions of dollars on a Super Bowl ad
Huggies: I remain childless
The Masters: Did they need this spot? I guess it beats another "Clarice" ad from CBS
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| 7.2.21 18:31 | | Bud Light Seltzer: Asking us to relive 2020 is a bold choice
Scotts: Celebrities!
Skechers: Seen it
WeatherTech: Seen it, still sucks
The Equalizer: Okay
Ooh, my popcorn chicken is ready!
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| 7.2.21 18:27 | | What can I tell ya? I LOVE Major Melon! But I'm kind of a sucker for all goofy ass Dew varietals |
| 7.2.21 18:19 | | Mtn Dew Major Melon: It's too tasy to even need a Super Bowl ad - wait, a million John Cena bucks?
Dexcom G6: (Diabeetus intensifies)
Indeed: They never helped ME father a child
State Farm: Funny, but honestly if I never saw another State Farm ad again I'd be so happy
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| 7.2.21 18:14 | | But it was a Bud LIGHT commercial! |
| 7.2.21 18:14 | | Pringles: Good version of their stupid ad
Bud Light: Will probably win the night
Chipotle: Kinda inoffensive, I'm surprised
Clarice: Won't watch it
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| 7.2.21 18:05 | | I love how that General Motors ad reinforces the stereotype that Americans are really, really stupid |
| 7.2.21 18:04 | | Doritos 3D: Why wasn't MM driving a Lincoln?
DORITOS 3D ARE BACK! IN POG FORM!
GM EVs: Celebrities
Paramount+: Seen it
(all Super Bowl ads should be completely new to me, sorry, that's the rule, I didn't make it)
Halftime show: Coming after the second quarter
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| 7.2.21 17:59 | | I knew this but I'm still sad. It's, like, anti-synergy |
| 7.2.21 17:57 | | True football aficionados like myself can tell the difference between the Lombardi trophy and the letter I RT : You being a guy that pays attention to detail, I have to ask what do you think of the Super Bowl 55 logo that looks like 54 logo? |
| 7.2.21 17:55 | | Marvel on Disney+: As usual, I'm skipping it
Inspirati4n: whaaa this has gotta be fake
Doordash: When did Sesame Workshop become whores?
Equalizer: I'll watch it, why not - Queen!
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| 7.2.21 17:48 | | Old: no
M&M: Ehh
Logitech: DIVERSITY!
Paramount+: Seen it
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