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9.2 11:28 
Like 14 hours later - WWE's gotta be thrilled. (Sadly, WWE probably IS thrilled)
9.2 10:44 Organic Rainforest
9.2 08:27 Breakfast Blend
9.2 07:25 
  "Open at 6:30am" my BUTT - US Post Office (Minneapolis, MN)
9.2 00:00 Yesterday's lo/hi: -10.3º - 3.4º
8.2 22:28 
@SonorantPlosive If I told you it could only trend on a Monday Night, would that be enough of a hint?
8.2 21:07 
@KrissiTrash87 @dennyhamlin No. I reject the premise!
8.2 15:00 NLOK closing quote: 20.56 ▼0.51 (Range: 20.52 - 21.20)
8.2 14:31 
Listened to Porter Robinson - look at the sky
8.2 14:28 
Listened to Spotify playlist "Discover Weekly"
8.2 12:18 
Listened to Giorgio Moroder - The Chase - Paul Oakenfold Remix
8.2 10:59 Kona Blend
8.2 08:22 
So yeah football's done! Bring on NASCAR!!
8.2 08:19 I've had a night to sleep on it but I'm still haunted
8.2 00:00 Yesterday's lo/hi: -13.9º - -1.7º
7.2 22:40 Hey! I liked it!
7.2 21:40 All right, CBS and Queen Latifah, you have ONE chance to win me over. GO
7.2 21:18 I gotta give it to the Bud Light Legends - they built on years of backlog. I think the Michelob Ultra hard seltzer ad with all fake celebs was good. Oatly ad was an absurd waste of money and what you want out of a Super Bowl ad. Avocados from Mexico were missed. #SBLV
7.2 21:08 
Amazon: Jeff Bezos sucks
Guaranteed Rate: Cool ad for UFC?
CB SCARES: support local business! Wait - you just played a super long ad for Amazon
7.2 20:57 Bass Pro Shops: It's currently two below - I ain't goin' outside
Robinhood: HA HA HA
CBS: Wow, CBS could end operations tomorrow and I would be largely unaffected
Tough As Nails: I do not care
7.2 20:52 I may have been too hard on the Michelob Ultra hard seltzer ad - dumb product but entertaining ad. NOT CELEBRITIES! #SBLV
7.2 20:51 Michelob Ultra Hard Seltzer: We're gonna keep trying hard seltzer huh
Klarna: Oh Maya, Maya, Maya, Maya, no
The Equalizer: tonight!
The FBI: this is a show in 2021?
*Xfinity giving me Peacock Plus for now
7.2 20:46 @leaningcowboy Shades of Clint Eastwood!
7.2 20:41 Jeep: Oh is that Bruce Springsteen? Why isn't this ad better? (Yeah, well, why isn't America better HUH)
Star Trek Universe on Paramount+: Hmm....nah
7.2 20:35 About the new CBS graphics package: why did they use like seven different typeface sizes in the same box? #SBLV
7.2 20:32 I have a fear that I won't remain awake through the entire slate of Super Bowl ads
7.2 20:32 Cadillac: Edgar Scissorhands? I'd almost rather be in Norway
Anheuser-Busch: My heart strings weren't tugged
Clarice: Please, God, no more
Yellowstone on Paramount+: no sale
7.2 20:25 Lombardi: Wow, I'ḿ already tired of him! Haha they kept in the cuts to bored fans
Jimmy John's
#2 (local?): I feel like we may have to endure Brad Garrett for years
HyVee (local): Yes please I like steak
WCCO: You poor saps
7.2 20:16 Coming 2 America: seen this ad
Cheetos: I like Shaggy - not so much Kelso and Meg
Squarespace: Waste of Dolly
7.2 20:08 Rocket Mortgage: did we need two of these? Where's Batista?
Draft Kings: Heeey it's the reruns segment
P&G Microban: Not funny enough
Fiverr: Funny! and I instantly forgot who the ad was for
Colbert: Well, he's tryin'...I guess
7.2 20:04 @LegsWet Not my host - Bob Barker 4life
7.2 20:02 T-Mobile: Anthony Anderson's mama > Travis Kelce
Michelob Ultra: Man Phife Dawg's still dead
The Equalizer: I'm ready, let's end this game
Spongebob Paramount+: I will continue to have never seen an episode of Spongebob
7.2 19:59 @masonbutler Twitter tells me that was the leadoff
7.2 19:53 Verizon: I thought it was a Capital One ad. What's in your wallet?
Uber Eats: And I worked so hard to avoid watching this ad on Twitter WOW these guys look old
CBS sitcoms: Look, I just don't watch CBS except for football and MAYBE "60 Minutes"
7.2 19:49 @BlakeMcCoyDC Unprecedented times, man
7.2 19:44 Ernst & Young - I mean "EY": what the hell?
Sleep Number: good local ad with...uh...already forgot which Viking they used
WCCO: click
7.2 19:43 Clarice: It's just like Hannibal, except it's on CBS and Hannibal isn't in it!
Tough As Nails: Again, I had no idea this had existed for MULTIPLE seasons
Paramount 2 second ad: sneaky
Cenex (local): Seen it
Pitbull skull shaver: Are you serious?
7.2 19:40 Look I know I'm pushing 50 and slowly going deaf but I thought that was a fine Pepsi halftime show and The Weeknd brought it - I wish they hadn't almost completely buried his vocals, but would it have really been so different? #SBLV
7.2 19:38 Just think... this is the absolute final time we ever hear "Blinding Lights" ever ever again #SBLV
7.2 19:36 He calls them his fireflies #SBLV
7.2 19:26 RT @CraigWeekend: #SuperBowlLV #SuperBowlWeeknd
7.2 19:26 Look, call me cynical but I'm just not believing it's the NFL that's gonna end racism #SBLV
7.2 19:21 Paramount+: Patrick Stewart now looks his age, I just can't
The Equalizer: BRING IT
Profile: Is this a local ad? Who puts Lady A in an ad?
UWM: yeah everybody wants a MORTGAGE APP
Wisconsin cheese: I like cheese
WCCO: Still not watching your news
7.2 19:18 BRB, gotta grab and scan my Pepsi #SBLV
7.2 19:04 
Dr. Squatch: Isn't this one of those annoying YouTube ads but I can't skip it on TV
Vroom: Okay
Jimmy John's: Aren't they still problematic?
T-Mobile: Celebrities!
7.2 18:58 Intuit: Better than average
DraftKings: Is Jessie famous for anything beyond this ad I've already seen?
Mercari: I hate Mercari
Tide: What a baffling music choice
Clarice: nope
7.2 18:52 I thought the NFL prohibited stuff like all the Bud Light product placement in the crowd we've been getting #SBLV
7.2 18:51 Toyota: Inspired to adopt a Paralympic athlete - actually no, not at all
eTrade: Fine, next
Hellmann's: You think she fucked that mayonnaise jar? Prob'ly
Paramount+: seriously, you couldn't bring some new ads? Romo keeps telling me THIS IS THE SUPER BOWL
Halftime show: in 6:05
7.2 18:46 I bought some Chobani oat milk the one time it was a Cub "EXTREME deal!!" and cheaper than the cow stuff - it was fine in my cereal and I went right back to buying whatever was cheaper, know...your move, oat milk price control lobby
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