| 10.2.21 08:19  |   | Hey have you guys seen this Zoom where the guy has to say he's not a cat YES A HUNDRED TIMES THANK YOU | 
| 10.2.21 00:00  |   | Yesterday's lo/hi: -6.7º - 11.7º | 
| 9.2.21 21:41  |   | Cheese Pizza | 
| 9.2.21 17:00  |   | Well, maybe I HAVEN'T destroyed my dishwasher... 
 
...yet | 
| 9.2.21 15:00  |   | NLOK closing quote: 22.04 ▲1.48 (Range: 20.48 - 22.06) | 
| 9.2.21 12:12  |  
   | Ya know sometimes I can't believe I record these shows and they go out and people listen to them RT : "The Streets Are Filled With Dancing" by Bob Guillaume with Fay Hauser 
Dollar Bin at 12:05pm 
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| 9.2.21 11:28  |  
   | Like 14 hours later - WWE's gotta be thrilled.  (Sadly, WWE probably IS thrilled) https://pic.twitter.com/EbcqOaM4gt | 
| 9.2.21 10:44  |   | Organic Rainforest | 
| 9.2.21 08:27  |  
   | Breakfast Blend | 
| 9.2.21 07:25  |  
   |       "Open at 6:30am" my BUTT - US Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 9.2.21 00:00  |   | Yesterday's lo/hi: -10.3º - 3.4º | 
| 8.2.21 22:28  |  
   |  If I told you it could only trend on a Monday Night, would that be enough of a hint? | 
| 8.2.21 21:07  |  
   |   No.  I reject the premise! | 
| 8.2.21 15:00  |   | NLOK closing quote: 20.56 ▼0.51 (Range: 20.52 - 21.20) | 
| 8.2.21 14:31  |  
   | Listened to Porter Robinson - look at the sky | 
| 8.2.21 14:28  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to Spotify playlist "Discover Weekly" | 
| 8.2.21 12:18  |  
   | Listened to Giorgio Moroder - The Chase - Paul Oakenfold Remix | 
| 8.2.21 10:59  |  
   | Kona Blend | 
| 8.2.21 08:22  |  
   | So yeah football's done!  Bring on NASCAR!! | 
| 8.2.21 08:19  |   | I've had a night to sleep on it but I'm still haunted https://twitter.com/CRZ/status/1358782471303815177/video/1 | 
| 8.2.21 00:00  |   | Yesterday's lo/hi: -13.9º - -1.7º | 
| 7.2.21 22:40  |   | Hey!  I liked it! | 
| 7.2.21 21:40  |   | All right, CBS and Queen Latifah, you have ONE chance to win me over.  GO | 
| 7.2.21 21:18  |   | I gotta give it to the Bud Light Legends - they built on years of backlog.  I think the Michelob Ultra hard seltzer ad with all fake celebs was good.  Oatly ad was an absurd waste of money and what you want out of a Super Bowl ad.  Avocados from Mexico were missed.  | 
| 7.2.21 21:13  |   | WE MADE IT, EVERYBODY!   | 
| 7.2.21 21:08  |  
   | Amazon: Jeff Bezos sucks 
Guaranteed Rate: Cool ad for UFC? 
CB SCARES: support local business!  Wait - you just played a super long ad for Amazon 
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| 7.2.21 20:57  |   | Bass Pro Shops: It's currently two below - I ain't goin' outside 
Robinhood: HA HA HA 
CBS: Wow, CBS could end operations tomorrow and I would be largely unaffected 
Tough As Nails: I do not care 
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| 7.2.21 20:52  |   | I may have been too hard on the Michelob Ultra hard seltzer ad - dumb product but entertaining ad.  NOT CELEBRITIES!   | 
| 7.2.21 20:51  |   | Michelob Ultra Hard Seltzer: We're gonna keep trying hard seltzer huh 
The Disney bundle: Look, I'm NOT PAYING FOR A STREAMING SERVICE OK* 
Klarna: Oh Maya, Maya, Maya, Maya, no 
The Equalizer: tonight! 
The FBI: this is a show in 2021? 
 
*Xfinity giving me Peacock Plus for now | 
| 7.2.21 20:46  |   |  Shades of Clint Eastwood! | 
| 7.2.21 20:41  |   | Jeep: Oh is that Bruce Springsteen?  Why isn't this ad better?  (Yeah, well, why isn't America better HUH) 
Star Trek Universe on Paramount+: Hmm....nah 
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| 7.2.21 20:35  |   | About the new CBS graphics package: why did they use like seven different typeface sizes in the same box?  | 
| 7.2.21 20:32  |   | I have a fear that I won't remain awake through the entire slate of Super Bowl ads | 
| 7.2.21 20:32  |   | Cadillac: Edgar Scissorhands?  I'd almost rather be in Norway 
Anheuser-Busch: My heart strings weren't tugged 
Clarice: Please, God, no more 
Yellowstone on Paramount+: no sale 
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| 7.2.21 20:25  |   | Lombardi: Wow, I'ḿ already tired of him!  Haha they kept in the cuts to bored fans 
Jimmy John's  (local?): I feel like we may have to endure Brad Garrett for years 
HyVee (local): Yes please I like steak 
WCCO: You poor saps 
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| 7.2.21 20:16  |   | Coming 2 America: seen this ad 
Cheetos: I like Shaggy - not so much Kelso and Meg 
WeatherTech: NOT AGAIN USA USA USA 
Squarespace: Waste of Dolly 
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| 7.2.21 20:08  |   | Rocket Mortgage: did we need two of these?  Where's Batista? 
Draft Kings: Heeey it's the reruns segment 
P&G Microban: Not funny enough 
Fiverr: Funny! and I instantly forgot who the ad was for 
Colbert: Well, he's tryin'...I guess 
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| 7.2.21 20:04  |   |  Not my host - Bob Barker 4life | 
| 7.2.21 20:02  |   | T-Mobile: Anthony Anderson's mama > Travis Kelce 
Michelob Ultra: Man Phife Dawg's still dead 
The Equalizer: I'm ready, let's end this game 
Spongebob Paramount+: I will continue to have never seen an episode of Spongebob 
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| 7.2.21 19:59  |   |  Twitter tells me that was the leadoff | 
| 7.2.21 19:53  |   | Verizon: I thought it was a Capital One ad.  What's in your wallet? 
Uber Eats: And I worked so hard to avoid watching this ad on Twitter WOW these guys look old 
CBS sitcoms: Look, I just don't watch CBS except for football and MAYBE "60 Minutes" 
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| 7.2.21 19:49  |   |  Unprecedented times, man | 
| 7.2.21 19:44  |   | Ernst & Young - I mean "EY": what the hell? 
Sleep Number: good local ad with...uh...already forgot which Viking they used 
WCCO: click 
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| 7.2.21 19:43  |   | Clarice: It's just like Hannibal, except it's on CBS and Hannibal isn't in it! 
Tough As Nails: Again, I had no idea this had existed for MULTIPLE seasons 
Paramount 2 second ad: sneaky 
Cenex (local): Seen it 
Pitbull skull shaver: Are you serious? 
(cont) 
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| 7.2.21 19:40  |   | Look I know I'm pushing 50 and slowly going deaf but I thought that was a fine Pepsi halftime show and The Weeknd brought it - I wish they hadn't almost completely buried his vocals, but would it have really been so different?  | 
| 7.2.21 19:38  |   | Just think... this is the absolute final time we ever hear "Blinding Lights" ever ever again  | 
| 7.2.21 19:36  |   | He calls them his fireflies  | 
| 7.2.21 19:26  |   | RT :   https://twitter.com/CraigWeekend/status/1358587862090870784/video/1 | 
| 7.2.21 19:26  |   | Look, call me cynical but I'm just not believing it's the NFL that's gonna end racism  | 
| 7.2.21 19:21  |   | Paramount+: Patrick Stewart now looks his age, I just can't 
The Equalizer: BRING IT 
Colbert: THEN TURN IT OFF 
Profile: Is this a local ad?  Who puts Lady A in an ad? 
UWM: yeah everybody wants a MORTGAGE APP 
Wisconsin cheese: I like cheese 
WCCO: Still not watching your news 
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