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11.10.21 20:08 
*source is I just made this up for Twitter
11.10.21 20:07 
Source*: Vince McMahon on the phone with his next #RAW commentator RT @TomPelissero: Source: Jon Gruden just informed his staff that he plans to resign as #Raiders coach.
11.10.21 20:02 
Incredible - unders, head to the pay window! https://pic.twitter.com/vSWS3C6gUu
11.10.21 19:53 
Over/under on this Riddle/Omos match is.... <checks last match they had, because of course there's a last match> 2'35" #RAW https://pic.twitter.com/USb4SVzwsf
11.10.21 19:06 
JUST LISTEN TO THIS CROWD #RAW
4.10.21 21:10 
Jimmy: We can't wait for October 22nd for the new look #RAW!
Me: October 22nd is a Friday
4.10.21 21:09 
I love that Goldy has now repeatedly violated WWE style/scriptwriting guidelines by promising to keeeeeeeeeeeeeeel Bobby #RAW
27.9.21 21:33 
I'm, like, an hour behind on #RAW - why didn't he just change his nickaname to Keith "Black Guy" Lee and make it even more obvious?
24.9.21 17:18 
RT @dhm: Can’t wait to see all of these WWE #Superstars in person at SmackDown tonight! https://pic.twitter.com/pbPIOGtAxb
21.9.21 19:12 
NXT 2.0? More like World Entrance Federation 2.0! #ClassicsfromCRZ
16.9.21 04:29 
@tapemachines Geez it's been like 20 years since Chris Kreski left WWE and they never found ANYBODY ELSE who could do what he did (because they didn't want to)
14.9.21 19:04 
Dope #NXT2.0
2.9.21 19:03 
@benjamiller @WWE If it's TV or music, maybe - if it's more "generic," Five Below is your destination shop
2.9.21 18:10 
Something about this @WWE "WrestleMania VI" T-shirt at the Target is making my eyebrow twitch https://pic.twitter.com/F1vqRFP4Q0
27.8.21 19:14 
Oh gosh, #SmackDown isn't on around here until 11:35 - thanks, Vikings!
23.8.21 20:49 
Uhhh Mansoor won the match what's the problem #RAW
23.8.21 20:12 
Elias was 4. #RAW
23.8.21 19:56 
Hey congrats to WWE and Bitski for securing THREE bids during their "platinum NFT auction" #RAW
23.8.21 19:45 
Did Scarlitt get knocked up or what #RAW #NXT
23.8.21 19:25 
Boy, Drew almost paralyzed him #RAW
23.8.21 19:17 
Uh oh they're dropping Twisted Tea again #RAW
17.8.21 20:13 
I bet I'm the only guy on Twitter to notice that Dexter Lumis closes his eyes when he's kissin' #NXT
16.8.21 21:58 
Geez #RAW is down to like two sponsors who get a hundred spots a night, those dudes on that beach should have died of alcohol poisoning after the 35th "twisted tea drop"
31.7.21 22:38 
@patrickab7 @FightOwensFight @WWENXT Hahahahaha tremendous
29.7.21 17:09 
This is true because I, WWE's demographic, am now old enough that I find myself involuntarily dozing off during their programming RT @WONF4W: Khan followed that up by saying they are like a horse with blinders on and looking straight ahead, repeating the "everything is competition" line used before, joking by saying "sleep is our competition." ^JN
27.7.21 19:31 
Why on earth did the AAA the signature? #WWENXT
27.7.21 19:04 
I like how they keep reminding me I'm watching "NXT on Syfy" like I somehow haven't already figured out which channel Syfy is and that tuned to it #WWENXT
19.7.21 21:28 
Welp, never been happier to be wrong - keep working on that lip sync, buddy!
19.7.21 21:25 
He finally brought back that music which can only mean this is a retirement match #RAW
19.7.21 20:32 
OK what's with the Progressive ads during the Liberty Mutual match #RAW
18.7.21 22:24 
Death is not an option #MITB https://pic.twitter.com/xuRnzCHGsA
18.7.21 22:19 
Gosh, our commentators have said "WHAT" more than the audience tonight #MITB
18.7.21 21:07 
Hmmm, Peacock's Spanish feed is flawless - pass it on #MITB
18.7.21 21:06 
Does Peacock still have a feed where you can watch other people watching the PPV? Maybe that channel's working #MITB
16.7.21 20:49 
Boy this main event is really disrupting my ad breaks #SmackDown
16.7.21 20:40 
BIG E
STRONG!
FAST!
#SmackDown
16.7.21 19:59 
Can't believe @ItsFlo didn't make the tweet cloud for #SmackDown
7.7.21 09:00 
After learning WrestleManiacs was rolling into "WrestleLine," 22 years ago I slapped together http://CRZ.net/wrestling, later http://slashwrestling.com - the HTML never got any better, but I'll be damned if people still don't go visit that place (mostly only @ryderfakin) - happy 7.7
6.7.21 19:52 
It's a belt. #MillionDollarBelt
6.7.21 10:22 
Round 1: unfeeling hot take about Jimmy Uso for Likes and RTs
Round 2: complaining about Round 1 twits for Likes and RTs
Round 3: me, failing to craft the perfect meta-commentary about Round 2 twits for Likes and RTs when I realise too late I should have just used the brains meme
5.7.21 20:44 
I mean, yes, nobody's watching #RAW either, but it IS on and I DID awaken from my nap, so
5.7.21 20:44 
Actually not terrible idea to rerun angle of Baron Corbin losing his crown on #RAW because nobody saw it on SmackDown because nobody's WATCHING SmackDown
14.6.21 20:13 
(maybe this dumb hypothetical would have been even better and more likely with Meiko Satomura)
14.6.21 20:12 
I wonder if, say, WALTER were to ever make it to the main roster, would the commentary team have to be like "wha huh who who is huh wha who is this human being huh wha huh" #RAW
14.6.21 20:10 
@tapemachines Maybe there'll be another one
14.6.21 19:43 
Fans, I need you to call everyone you know right now and tell them that after this ad break we MAY see Eva Marie! #RAW
14.6.21 19:06 
I haven't actually watched #RAW in a while (like, at least one play-by-play man, hee hee) so... have they been having background music during ALL the interview segments, just Alexa's, is this brand new, or what?
25.5.21 14:12 
While I could make myself available for the #RAW gig, Michael Cole still has me blocked
24.5.21 20:28 
Just tuned in to #RAW - what a brave choice by Creative to let Lashley's hooches script their own lines!
24.5.21 20:27 
Just tuned in to #RAW - what a brave choice by Creative to let Lashley's hooches to script their own lines!
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