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13.10.21 20:00 Does Wayne Gretzky realise they're scoring goals while he endlessly answers unrelated questions?
13.10.21 18:24  Heck, I was in the neighborhood - Costco Wholesale (Saint Louis Park, MN)
13.10.21 17:05  Narcan training! - Hennepin County Communications Center (Plymouth, MN)
13.10.21 16:33 
Listened to Duck Sauce - Essential Mix 2020-12-12
13.10.21 16:23 
    FLU SHOT MMXXI - Centennial Office Building (Saint Paul, MN)
13.10.21 16:13 
 Wow, have I been here since my LAST flu shot? - Centennial Parking Ramp (Saint Paul, MN)
13.10.21 15:48 
It's here and it's beautiful! Muun Bato
(Post Office)
13.10.21 15:47 
     My MUUN BATO LP is finally here! - US Post Office (Minneapolis, MN)
13.10.21 15:00 NLOK closing quote: 25.08 ▼0.30 (Range: 25.06 - 25.60)
13.10.21 14:11 Found my work badge - it was clipped to the pants I haven't worn since the last time I went to the office some time in 2020
13.10.21 13:27 DEAD MOUSE UPDATE, 2021-22 SEASON: ☠ (yesterday, forgot to tell you, sorry)

Unfortunately, this is an early start - last season's first (and only) dead mouse didn't appear until March!
13.10.21 13:19 
Jamaican Blend
13.10.21 12:02 RT @whataweekhuh: https://pic.twitter.com/KtSjZk1e5y
13.10.21 00:00 Yesterday's lo/hi: 56.8º - 64.2º
12.10.21 23:14 @d_henney Raven should have wrestled in his leather jacket!
12.10.21 20:22 
NXT 2.0 https://pic.twitter.com/mDosVrYRkg
12.10.21 17:17 
   $3.099/g 1+ gallon for the lawn mower (3¢ off with Speedway loyalty card) - SuperAmerica (Minneapolis, MN)
12.10.21 16:54 
Good PO Box trip today. Expensive and pretty. Pretty expensive
12.10.21 16:48 
          Triple vinyl from Austria, Saint Etienne exclusive from Rough Trade and WHAT'S FROM EL FANO?!?!?! - US Post Office (Minneapolis, MN)
12.10.21 15:00 NLOK closing quote: 25.38 ▼0.21 (Range: 25.22 - 25.77)
12.10.21 13:45 
Costa Rica Blend
12.10.21 12:37 
RT @DollarBinShow: Just one Steve Winwood banger after another here on The Bin RT @kfaiFA2: Just one Steve Winwood banger after another here on The Bin https://twitter.com/kfaiFA2/status/1447977833356316680
12.10.21 11:19 He said "Folks" so I'm sure something will get passed this time RT @POTUS: Folks, it’s time those at the top pay their fair share.
12.10.21 00:32 
Shockingly, these Legends are still Living!
12.10.21 00:10   Badly needed groceries run - Cub Foods (Saint Paul, MN)
12.10.21 00:00 Yesterday's lo/hi: 49.6º - 68.9º
11.10.21 23:35 
@TheKFV Oh no my crossposted Instagrams are especially universally despised on Twitter
11.10.21 22:14 
I'll even give you a screen grab since it's 2021 and I'm looking to get DMCA'd - check out that noggin knocker #RAW https://pic.twitter.com/XwrbjpWoxv
11.10.21 22:00 
DAMN that goose egg on Drew - let's go out on that one. GOOD NIGHT FROM #RAW
11.10.21 22:00 
I'm so glad they stopped slapping their thighs when kicking and now slap some other part of their body instead #RAW
11.10.21 21:57 
Inconsistent officiating #RAW
11.10.21 21:55 
RT @KFAIweekend: One year ago I jokingly did a weather report over an Axiom track and now, listeners actually start to get itchy if I wait… RT @kfaiFMradio: One year ago I jokingly did a weather report over an Axiom track and now, listeners actually start to get itchy if I wait too far into the second hour to read them a forecast https://twitter.com/kfaiFMradio/status/1447458192578039813
11.10.21 21:48 @DublDownDrew I must say I'm pretty pleased I correctly predicted which clip you'd selected before clicking
11.10.21 21:26 
Man, remember when I'd get emails like this all the time? "I GET LETTERS," I'd say. Did you know I totally stole that from David Letterman (or whoever he stole it from) RT @AndyAkeko: @CRZ STICK TO YOGURT OF THE DAY, WOKE BOY!

CRZ, more like CR!

I always liked Scott Keith better anyway!

Exclamation points mean I'm legitimately upset!
11.10.21 21:20 
What the hell sport is Stephanie McMahon notable enough in to be inducted into an International Sports Hall of Fame?! #RAW
11.10.21 20:45 Oh shit Al Michaels already took next week off, didn't he
11.10.21 20:40 
Tonight during #RAW I've been heartened and repulsed respectively by local drop-in ads for "Yes on 2" and Mayor Frey
11.10.21 20:36 
@tapemachines C'mon tape, Paul Heyman and Kayla Braxton are participants in the Federation's sole long-term program of the 2020s
11.10.21 20:32 @allisoncollage And you know I was a real peach on the xmission Kraftwerk email list too!
11.10.21 20:29 
@guruzim Guru Zim: sucking at kayfabe since 2002
11.10.21 20:24 
@guruzim Tell you what - you write it and then I'll just slap my name on it, just like we did with all those wrestling reviews - remember how we did that and never told anybody - man, I can't believe nobody ever found out
11.10.21 20:19 
Lashley says, unlike Jamal Khashoggi, he can't be killed on Saudi soil #RAW
11.10.21 20:13 Tonight, wrestling Twitter wishes I'd shut up about politics, political Twitter wishes I'd shut up about football, and football Twitter wishes I'd shut up about wrestling.

CRZ™: making nobody happy on the Internet since 1990
11.10.21 20:08 RT @DJDanielson: So, the Gruden “it’s NBD” lovefest from the Sunday Night Football crew last night, eh?
11.10.21 20:08 
*source is I just made this up for Twitter
11.10.21 20:07 
Source*: Vince McMahon on the phone with his next #RAW commentator RT @TomPelissero: Source: Jon Gruden just informed his staff that he plans to resign as #Raiders coach.
11.10.21 20:02 
Incredible - unders, head to the pay window! https://pic.twitter.com/vSWS3C6gUu
11.10.21 19:53 
Over/under on this Riddle/Omos match is.... <checks last match they had, because of course there's a last match> 2'35" #RAW https://pic.twitter.com/USb4SVzwsf
11.10.21 19:48 
Proposing a new Twitter rule - lawmakers must EARN the opportunity to tweet about how great it would be to pass . Can't tweet it until after they pass literally ANYTHING. Then they get ONE tweet. Then they have to actually pass something else before they can do it again
11.10.21 19:47 
Man, my senators and the president love tweeting about passing stuff and never pass anything RT @amyklobuchar: A great way to celebrate #NationalComingOutDay? Let’s pass the Equality Act.
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