| 14.1.22 18:05  |   | Oh, honey, no.  No.  No no no. RT : Proud to announce my Victory Lap NFT Collection coming to . Dropping January 27.   See you on the racetrack, ? https://pic.twitter.com/Jq0NIRySQD | 
| 14.1.22 17:59  |   | Not gonna lie, waiting on that weekend post | 
| 14.1.22 15:00  |   | NLOK closing quote: 26.88 ▲0.28 (Range: 26.26 - 26.92) | 
| 14.1.22 10:53  |  
   | I got FOUR AND A HALF HOURS of sleep and didn't even wake up at 5:09 with any assistance from an alarm! 
 
(Full disclosure: I woke up because I really really had to pee, but a W is a W) 
 
THE archive: RT : Thanks also to  for not sleeping and filling in on Friday. | 
| 14.1.22 10:24  |  
   | Crème Brûlée Latte | 
| 14.1.22 09:14  |  
   | Wordle 209 4/6 
 
      
      
      
      
 
(Streak: 15) | 
| 14.1.22 06:14  |   | Half liter bottle of Dr Pepper Zero Sugar | 
| 14.1.22 05:48  |  
   |     Surprising Mason at AM Drive (also I was here last night but forgot to check in) - KFAI Fresh Air Radio (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 14.1.22 00:00  |   | Yesterday's lo/hi: 25.7º - 33.4º | 
| 13.1.22 17:19  |   |    |   Since I'm here, might as well buy a new bottle of scotch! - Costco (Maplewood, MN) | 
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| 13.1.22 16:37  |  
   |   Surprise!  Four new tire$$$$ - Schmelz Countryside Volkswagen Saab (Maplewood, MN) | 
| 13.1.22 15:00  |   | NLOK closing quote: 26.60 ▲0.02 (Range: 26.50 - 26.83) | 
| 13.1.22 11:45  |  
   |   | I can't tell if my Wordle distribution looks more like I'm flippin' the bird or sending out a dic pic - or maybe it's a jab (HEY GET THE SHOT) anyway look how good I am at Wordle!  Doesn't this make you want me to not be single what with my big sexy brain and all | 
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| 13.1.22 11:23  |   | Oh no, don't defund the police RT : Sen. Limmer says Senate may consider cutting budgets for Ramsey and Hennepin County Attorney’s offices if they don’t go harder on suspects in violent crimes.. https://pic.twitter.com/A3y3Chi5WP | 
| 13.1.22 09:41  |  
   |    RT : It has now been 40 days since  last defended the  Universal Championship. | 
| 13.1.22 09:36  |   |  Yeah they prrrrrrrrrrobably didn't end up in the same place | 
| 13.1.22 09:11  |  
   | Vanilla Hazelnut | 
| 13.1.22 08:22  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to Greg Foat - Symphonie Pacifique on Spotify | 
| 13.1.22 06:21  |   |   | PANDEMIC KITCHEN: Last night, I found a box of "veal parmagiana" that I may have bought when I was still in my 30s and for some reason I had kept in the basement freezer under some fake McRibs ALSO from On-Cor.  Determined to consume it before its freshness date passed an entire decade ago, I prepared them in the oven last night.  Once again, moisture was an important yet largely missing component as the "sauce" had pretty much hardened to a non-spreadable component so I decided NOT to photograph the really ugly plating, but of course it still tasted pretty good and I'm still alive this morning.  Also pictured: $1.29 worth of Fresh Thyme kale which will be salads for the next three or four days because I enjoy a balanced diet of food from 2011 AND food from 2022. | 
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| 13.1.22 06:02  |  
   | Wordle 208 4/6 
 
      
      
      
      
 
(Streak: 14) | 
| 13.1.22 00:00  |   | Yesterday's lo/hi: 30.2º - 38.8º | 
| 12.1.22 18:20  |   |   TBS, top of the hour | 
| 12.1.22 17:00  |  
   |    | Emergency kale sale run! - Fresh Thyme Farmers Market (Minneapolis, MN) | 
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| 12.1.22 16:36  |  
   |       warm enough for a walk! - US Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 12.1.22 16:12  |   | I got a hunger 
It's a hunger | 
| 12.1.22 16:10  |   | Too much this week, my brain may have broke | 
| 12.1.22 16:10  |   | Reunited with Eddie Money at last-- OKAY, TOO SOON, SORRY | 
| 12.1.22 15:00  |   | NLOK closing quote: 26.58 ▼0.31 (Range: 26.51 - 27.01) | 
| 12.1.22 13:06  |  
   | Southern Toasted Pecan | 
| 12.1.22 12:58  |  
   |  For you, I'll click.  (...which is to say, this is as fine an excuse as any) 
 
... 
 
He's been cleared to return to the ring. | 
| 12.1.22 12:55  |  
   |  I didn't actually click to find out | 
| 12.1.22 12:51  |  
   | Corey Graves https://pic.twitter.com/AkQgtJfyyR | 
| 12.1.22 12:17  |  
   |  I hope you better called somebody! | 
| 12.1.22 10:33  |  
   | Costa Rica Blend | 
| 12.1.22 07:32  |   |  What | 
| 12.1.22 05:43  |   | RT : https://pic.twitter.com/ndFPpm2GE6 | 
| 12.1.22 00:16  |  
   | Wordle 207 4/6 
 
      
      
      
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| 12.1.22 00:08  |  
   |  I only logged 22 films and my most viewed actor was Jason Schwartzmann because he was also in the Sparks documentary | 
| 12.1.22 00:00  |   | Yesterday's lo/hi: 3.7º - 36.5º | 
| 11.1.22 20:52  |   | Thank you for attending my | 
| 11.1.22 20:51  |   | Gonna go look for Yelp reviews of Sonic that include "ordered a Patty Melt and - get this - the cheese wasn't even melted" - well, I won't find any because I know from the ads they got a guy back there MELTING THE CHEESE, I mean he must be, why else would he yell that out | 
| 11.1.22 20:50  |   | "I knew it was audio only and I had to say SOMETHING or it would sink the whole commerical, so I blurted out 'MELTING THE CHEESE' and go figure, they LOVED it" | 
| 11.1.22 20:50  |   | Can you imagine somebody in the Sonic kitchen yelling out "MELTING THE CHEESE" and everybody else in the place laughing them out of a job.  "The cheese is on a fully cooked hamburger patty, David, you ain't doin' shit" | 
| 11.1.22 20:49  |   | Is there a dumber line in a commercial than when the guy supposedly working the Sonic kitchen yells out "MELTIN' THE CHEESE!" that isn't "we haven't really experienced any buffering?" | 
| 11.1.22 20:38  |  
   | NOT THE KLANGY POLES well I guess NXT creative really is WWE creative now | 
| 11.1.22 15:00  |   | NLOK closing quote: 26.89 ▲0.04 (Range: 26.58 - 26.97) | 
| 11.1.22 11:56  |  
   | Crème Brûlée Latte | 
| 11.1.22 11:36  |  
   | Wordle 206 4/6 
 
      
      
      
      
 
(Streak: 12) | 
| 11.1.22 09:34  |  
   |   LUSTY | 
| 11.1.22 09:23  |   |   Your typo is definitely funnier than theirs |