| 22.3.22 19:52 | 
 | I guess it'll never not be amusing to hear the "aww yeah" guy trying to sell their 54-65+ demographic on "drip" and "fit" from the WWE Shop |
| 22.3.22 19:33 |
| Kinda wish they'd given Becky Lynch a second take on saying her obviously-from-the-heart-and-not-at-all-written-for-her-line "integral" but I guess it was good for this tweet |
| 22.3.22 17:59 | | Oh, I agree! Just trying to reach some humans who can take a look at that automation and maybe fix it  |
| 22.3.22 17:56 | 
 | Say, remember when I told you one day I'd be asking you for a character reference after you mistakenly complimented me? I'm still looking for one more Minneapolis resident who would care to tell anybody calling them that I have a fair and intriguing civic mind and would definitely be a welcome addition to the city's Charter Commission! You will need to provide me with an address and phone number which the city will then have, but they will be protected and NOT become public information, and to be honest if you're already paying a water bill they already know your address. |
| 22.3.22 17:15 | |  | Here now at Yo Ritchie's request is anecdote 2420 ("Officers") from 1942's "Thesaurus of Anecdotes" |
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| 22.3.22 16:38 | 
 | Toasted Southern Pecan |
| 22.3.22 15:00 |  | NLOK closing quote: 27.39 ▲0.19 (Range: 26.93 - 27.65) |
| 22.3.22 14:44 |
 | Are this account's recent "flood warnings" test posts that shouldn't have gone out on Twitter, mistakes that shouldn't have been tweeted, or something else? You guys (Bel/Ben/Laura/etc) have been blindly retweeting them lately but it looks more like you're crying wolf |
| 22.3.22 14:40 |
 | I think you just renamed him to Kevin Owns (I know I'd use that forever) |
| 22.3.22 07:14 |  |  | From YouTube, this film definitely did not cure my insomnia. |
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| 22.3.22 00:15 |
 | Wordle 276 6/6*
 
(Streak: 82) |
| 22.3.22 00:00 | | Yesterday's lo/hi: 47.5º - 62.6º |
| 21.3.22 23:57 |
| Ah, yes, the midnight helicopter https://pic.twitter.com/dkzs7NFdO1 |
| 21.3.22 22:00 |
| RT : Oh no! Can you imagine a WrestleMania without "Freakin" Rollins? It's hard to believe but the commentators swear he'll have absolutely no role on either of the two nights of the most stupendous WrestleMania of all time and WWE is SO great about their stipulations having meaning |
| 21.3.22 20:34 | |  | Here now at Wille's request is anecdote #26 ("Sleeping") from 1942's "Thesaurus of Anecdotes" |
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| 21.3.22 15:00 | | NLOK closing quote: 27.20 ▼0.25 (Range: 26.69 - 27.64) |
| 21.3.22 04:33 | |  | A killer nap Sunday afternoon means I'm about 12 hours late to share with you this bag of Ruffles Flamin' Hot BBQ presented by flavour master Jayson Tatum. First thing is I don't think I've had barbecue Ruffles this millennium and can't remember the last time I've even seen that varietal. Like all the other Flamin' Hot instances, the Frito-Lay company takes great pains to make sure the red dye is ubiquitous and easily transferrable to all surfaces, so you gotta be really careful to just keep it on your fingertips and interior mouth area. NOW THEN. Heat was pretty weak at first, gradually built, but still didn't pack the wallop that the Doritos ones have. It didn't really make the barbecue tastes any better and was just kinda another thing. Not as thrilling as Jayson would have had me believe, so point awarded to LeBron James. I have NOT bought the jalapeño and lime yet but do plan to keep an eye on the next chip sale. |
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| 21.3.22 02:32 |  | 50 degrees at 3 am, yay! It rained on me, boo! Back to 15 minute splits, hell yeah!
Walk: Distance: 4.08 miles, Elevation Gain: 124ft, Moving Time: 01:01:44, Average Pace: 15:08/mi |
| 21.3.22 02:04 |
| Wordle 275 2/6*
(Streak: 81) |
| 21.3.22 00:00 | | Yesterday's lo/hi: 30.2º - 60.3º |
| 20.3.22 16:14 | | Stay tuned on FOX! Coming up is The Masked Domino Masters Who Sing While Cooking And Dancing And Also Gordon Ramsay Swears At Them (Starring Ken Jeong) |
| 20.3.22 15:40 |
 | Did Chastain get a lap back there or were they still holding him so he couldn't be beneficiary? |
| 20.3.22 14:39 |  | Can of Dr Pepper Zero Sugar |
| 20.3.22 13:50 |
| Not a rerun! Or maybe a rerun, I dunno, it's not like I ever watch this show RT : WWE Main Event results: Tommaso Ciampa vs. T-Bar III, Veer Mahaan in action http://dlvr.it/SM2svc https://pic.twitter.com/t1bkuip1mU |
| 20.3.22 06:18 | 
 | Listened to Sparks - When I'm With You |
| 20.3.22 05:56 | |
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| 20.3.22 05:54 |
| Wordle 274 5/6*
(Streak: 80)
(Last 10: 4, 4, 4, 3, 5, 4, 3, 5, 3, 5) |
| 20.3.22 00:00 | | Yesterday's lo/hi: 25.9º - 52.5º |
| 19.3.22 21:06 | | Time to Assort, everybody |
| 19.3.22 21:04 | 
|  Back once again to THE ASSORTMENT!! - Mortimer's Bar and Restaurant (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 19.3.22 17:28 | | Same |
| 19.3.22 16:22 |
| Highlander Grog |
| 19.3.22 16:11 |
 | It's my brother's birthday! He doesn't listen to the show. But if you have a hole for anything by Armin van Buuren, I know he goes with everything |
| 19.3.22 15:45 | |  | Ladies and gentlemen* - Sparks
*and all those to whom neither term applies |
(8 photos) |
| 19.3.22 15:37 | |  | I bought a brand new Samsung Galaxy S22 Ultra that apparently has a 100x zoom amongst it's several cameras, so here's a shot of the Sparks setlist (only about 30x zoom, rotated 180º). I impressed myself that I managed to keep my caffeinated fingers steady long enough for this to actually work. |
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| 19.3.22 14:44 |
 | RT : The Hennepin County Sheriff's Office offers free Opioid education and Naloxone training classes. The next class is Tuesday, March 22 at 5:00 pm and it is available in-person and virtually.
Register for class by clicking on the link: https://forms.office.com/g/weHEUH3vPs https://twitter.com/HennepinSheriff/status/1505213389085290500/video/1 |
| 19.3.22 05:10 | |
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| 19.3.22 03:39 |
| Wordle 273 3/6*
(Streak: 79) |
| 19.3.22 03:08 | |  | Two angles from the Sparks show with my concert buddy, neither photo mine - I can't remember our last show! #FindCRZ |
(2 photos) |
| 19.3.22 02:59 | | This is why you wear white to the Sparks show https://pic.twitter.com/jE3UwIZ6Wa |
| 19.3.22 02:45 | | Aw MAN RT : I'm posting a notice of personal friend and hall of fame broadcaster John Clayton passing today at 3pm. Condolences to Pat and family. https://pic.twitter.com/JjU8sAfE1P |
| 19.3.22 02:28 | | Sorry, I was at a concert https://pic.twitter.com/x78VItgtvH |
| 19.3.22 01:01 | | That's definitely us! |
| 19.3.22 00:00 | | Yesterday's lo/hi: 32.2º - 45.0º |
| 18.3.22 23:55 |
|  |   GOTHESS!! - James Ballentine Uptown VFW Post #246 (Minneapolis, MN) |
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| 18.3.22 23:01 |
 |  Driving thru - Taco Bell (Richfield, MN) |
| 18.3.22 20:20 |  | |
| 18.3.22 19:02 | |  Stopping for canned coffee drinks - BP (Saint Paul, MN) |
| 18.3.22 17:15 | |  | Down 3 or 4 from the record... |
(Prospect Park) |
| 18.3.22 16:46 | | ICYMI: Her transphobic retweet is still public, replies to this Notes app tweet are disabled, and I have unfollowed RT : https://pic.twitter.com/U65F4H4PpZ |
