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7.6.22 22:30 Note to self: have more birthdays on Taco Tuesdays 🌮🌮🌮 (Mortimers)
7.6.22 16:24 
HEY IT'S MY BIRTHDAY ALL DAY and again I have made no formal plans so I hope you'll informally show up at Mort's some time after 10 to congratulate me for living another year!

(Shared from Nightchurch)
It's the summer of music. Get a weekly dose at @mortimersbar on Tuesday night baby. 😎✌️
7.6.22 01:57 


(Shared from Christopher's cover photo)
6.6.22 21:06 
When I completed Lap 51 at approximately 03:35 CEST (19:35 CDT), I was with David, but he's camera shy so I pasted Jason's head on top of him. New episode of Stone on Bone Friday night!
(KFAI-FM (Minneapolis))
5.6.22 09:36 
Happy Birthday to Allison Anne!!!
4.6.22 19:52 
Shout out to the little girl who asked if I was a boy or a girl - I did not stroke my beard before identifying as a boy
(Seward)
2.6.22 18:07 
Hey what we're getting the band back together for one night only* with a stealth live on-air return of Stone on Bone with David & Jason tonight on Fresh Air from 8PM! 90.3 on the radio, KFAI dot org on the stream!

*I dunno for sure, they don't tell me anything
2.6.22 16:10 
Spent two hours with Deborah last night
Setlist:
>https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/debbie-gibson/2022/the-fillmore-minneapolis-mn-bb4f1ea.html
2.6.22 12:49 
#tbt A decade ago, I took ownership of 24 cans of boiled peanuts by being the sole entrant in a "create a video about NASCAR's David Ragan and his sponsor, Margaret Holmes Peanut Patch boiled peanuts" contest, where I spent most of my 60 seconds talking about his teammate David Gilliland instead. Needless to say, this is EXTREMELY niche content but as CRZ fans, I know how you are here for it. I think I still have 20 unopened cans in the basement if you're dying for some boiled peanuts (which I am sure do not need a freshness date).

(Shared from Christopher)
1.6.22 22:16 
How ELSE would you end the Debbie Gibson concert?
(The Fillmore Minneapolis) 1.6.22 19:13 
TFW you dressed for the wrong concert
(The Fillmore Minneapolis) 1.6.22 16:01 
DID YOU KNOW this vacant lot still has its own website?

(Shared from ** Hexagon-Bar **)
Hexagon-Bar in Minneapolis


http://hexagon-bar.com/ 31.5.22 13:14 TODAY'S ACCOMPLISHMENT: fixed the Keurig to actually brew me a full cup of coffee instead of a 3oz cup of coffee. You DO NOT want to see the sludge that was blocking the intake, especially since I can't scientifically determine where it could have come from barring some kind of dark brown space slug landing in there when I wasn't looking.

I am also working through some kind of non-rona crud and if I find out it was one of you what gave it to me last week, there'll be a reckoning - but also if I passed it onto you, please be gentle to me because double standard
29.5.22 16:50 
Never content, the product geniuses at Cheez-It have followed up on their SNAP'D varietal with this one: PUFF'D. These were *incredibly* disappointing. I want my Cheez-It snacks to taste like Cheez-Its! And I didn't know it until now but I need them to be CRUNCHY! These were simply Puffed Cheetos in a different shape. They tasted EXACTLY like puffs with the same airy almost ethereal consistency. If I wanted cheesy poofs, I'd buy cheesy poofs, dammit! Will not repurchase.
28.5.22 17:30 
Oh hey I'm on the radio AND nailed the thumbnail photo!
90.3 / kfai.org/live
28.5.22 05:25 To the turkey outside crying out for a mate: bro, I feel the strong desire to not be alone forever but it's 5.24 and you gotta let me sleep 28.5.22 04:30 Updated photos of my raspberried shin are now available for subscribers to my OnlyFans 27.5.22 21:51 Private Oates MAY play forever. (I DID walk here after all, but out on my neon-iest leggings to cover up my road rash - no new injuries yet!) (The Hook and Ladder Theater & Lounge) 26.5.22 22:43 
I was actually making pretty good time walking home from Black Hart until I did a spectacular wipeout on an unfamiliar uneven patch of University Ave W sidewalk between Hampden and Raymond. I'd love to say I managed to use my wounds to impress a cute lady walking a cuter dog later on but I think they both missed out. I need you to know I'm only posting this to draw sympathy from you and even though it doesn't look as bad as it feels, I STILL feel I've earned at least three "awwws" and two "poor babys." I may give up walking for .... who am I kidding, no more than 24 hours - depending on the weather. And I'll probably stick to the night paths I know.
26.5.22 21:05 
Tonight, the Aurora FC joined the pantheon of Minnesota sports in the most Minnesotan way possible, allowing an equalizer in the 90th minute to end with a 1-1 draw. Still.....they didn't lose! Five more chances for a home win this season and it's still a fun time (for Eagan) 26.5.22 18:41 
I never thought I'd say this but LET'S GO MINNESOTA - BEAT GREEN BAY (inaugural USL W match for the Minnesota Aurora FC!)
(TCO Stadium Eagan) 25.5.22 12:45 Happy Birthday, Cashew! (No, wait - WALNUT. Here's another nut on your wal) 24.5.22 08:00 
SURPRISE on air for the next two hours at 90.3 and/or kfai dot org! (Perhaps even live video at kfai dot org slash live!) 23.5.22 11:34 
BREAKING NEWS: Guess I really AM back as I quickly resume my takeover of the KFAI airwaves tomorrow at 8am as I guest host New Like Whatever! Because this show is less than 24 hours away and I've done ZERO prep....what brand new stuff has tickled YOUR fancy - and what has it reminded you of? (Reminder: No swears!) 22.5.22 19:50 
On the left, Chili Cheese Fritos, one of my all-time favourites. On the right, Chili Cheese...RUFFLES? As you might expect, it's the exact same blend of cheese and spices, so it's still tasty and good but I think it also helps explain why they did this with corn chips and waited on tater chips. I don't think these will stick around and you might not miss anything by skipping them.
22.5.22 13:14 I didn't know how good I had it 22.5.22 03:55 As if I didn't have enough emotional experiences yesterday, at one point in Mort's I looked into a man's eyes and thought "wow, this guy might actually murder me tonight" - fortunately, his moment passed and he moved out of range to the main bar after merely trying to break my fingers with several modified "handshakes." I may need to try to manually fine tune whatever vibe I'm unwittingly putting out.

2022: the year a record number of people have wanted me dead - and the only time I've been happy to disappoint anybody, in this case by staying very much alive ;-)
21.5.22 22:23 Happy 7th! Hey wait did The Assortment start the same day my marriage ended? CREEPY (Mortimers) 21.5.22 15:25 
Hey hi there. Sorry if you're tired of my self-promotion but golly, I haven't done a radio show at KFAI since February 19! After a depressing and shitty three months, I expect I'll have a few things to say along with a few things to play. 5PM CDT at 90.3 on your radio, KFAI dot org for everywhere including where your radio isn't picking me up. As always, I hope to present the best show possible and the best version of me possible - I probably won't QUITE get there tonight, but it should at least be memorable! 21.5.22 00:51 
Wait, it doesn't say "NOT with?" Ope
(Mortimers) 20.5.22 22:05 Maybe I SHOULD have worn the long sleeves (Mortimers) 20.5.22 10:47 
I'm back on the air tomorrow! If you've forgotten what it's like, or have NEVER heard me do a show before, here's the last episode I did back on February 19.

(Shared from Weekend on Demand 084 (02/19/2022))
Black History Month 2022 I'm off next week so let's see what special things I have this week Spinitron playlist at:
https://spinitron.com/KFAI/pl/15375971
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https://www.mixcloud.com/kfaiFMradio/weekend-on-demand-live-from-studio-4-20220219-082900/
19.5.22 04:28 
True story: back at the beginning of February I bought a semi-cheapo refurbished Macbook Pro which came with a 90 day return policy - would you believe its battery apparently managed to last for exactly 90 days PLUS one week before "disappearing?" Shady!

It's 4am and I shouldn't be thinking about taking this thing apart to check the connection, but.....no, really, I'm going to sleep RIGHT NOW, dammit, and I'm certainly NOT going to just lie awake thinking about this until it's time to log in to work and THEN fall asleep, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not....

(I'll probably eventually take it to the Apple Store and have a Genius look at it for me to see if it needs a new battery or to be resnugged to its logic board. It still works just fine with the power adapter for now, but it was always meant to be a "backup" and not really meant to be tethered to a power cable 100% of the time - and after looking at the iFixit instructions, no there's no way in hell I'm opening this thing up and fiddling about with its innards hehehe)
18.5.22 18:04 
Good news! I have passed all concussion protocols and WILL return to the air Saturday afternoon at 5 with KFAI Weekend on Demand! Yes, I WILL finally tell you where I've been for the past 12 weeks. (Home. I've been at home.) Tell your friends they won't wanna miss it! Just don't give me any more requests; I'm almost full up! 18.5.22 13:24 
The spam texts are getting more "creative" but I'm still not answering 'em
17.5.22 17:09 
Yes, the Slurpee machine is out of order. At least the discontinued potato chips are 75% off (so, 40¢!!) and this vanilla-boosted Diet Dr Pepper Big Gulp was on sale for 69¢ so I can be kept alive with caffeine and sodium
(Speedway) 17.5.22 11:18 
May 17 is the International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia! But let's all try to be against those things EVERY day.

(Shared from Home ~ May17.org)
May 17 2022 posters are out! Like every year, our Committee produces a series of posters which everyone is free to use, if they like them. There is no copyright attached. joel February 1, 2022

https://may17.org/
16.5.22 18:30 Hey how about ordering EIGHT more free home tests? Better'n none, that's for sure!

(Shared from COVID Home Tests | USPS)
COVID Home Tests | USPS


https://special.usps.com/testkits 15.5.22 22:12 
Guess I shoulda brought out the NEW WALKIN' SHOES earlier! (FILA by COSTCO - $22.99 like a year ago)
15.5.22 00:36 DEAD MOUSE UPDATE, 2021-22 SEASON: ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

Two in one weekend! I really wish I were smart enough to figure out their access point and seal it off. On the plus side, how great are these traps? They just keep on killin'!
14.5.22 21:45 If you ask me one more question, I'm about to crash (Fine Line) 14.5.22 17:39 
We did it! We won Facebook! (I won't out my 1,000th Friend but if he/she/they wants to take credit, I won't stop him/her/them!)
13.5.22 14:54 DEAD MOUSE UPDATE, 2021-22 SEASON: ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

(Mouse must have thought it was a Saturday)
12.5.22 07:43 I personally endorse Al Grande for all matter of plumbing and general handyness! Al came over and replaced a garbage disposal unit that rusted shut something like seven years ago which I had never gotten around to getting done. It feels SO GOOD to finally have something taken care of that I had put off for really no good reason other than I knew I wasn't quite smart enough to know how to do it while also too happy to procrastinate on finding somebody who could. I know he prefers replacing toilets but I'm here to tell you he'll do kitchen stuff too and the price is right! 11.5.22 10:21 
One of the cool things to come out of the discussion of his star on the Hollywood walk of fame was the news that "Jim Hong" first came to prominence while still attending the U as a guest on "You Bet Your Life" back in 1954, winning Groucho Marx AND the audience over with his impressions. Amazingly, it's available on the ol' Internet:

(Shared from You Bet Your Life radio show 2/3/54 Unedited)
In this full recording before being edited, Groucho meets a schoolteacher and a college student, a pair of restaurant owners, and a man from the Chamber of C...

https://youtu.be/xZlw3rTx_l4?t=235
10.5.22 01:34 
In what is surely another metaphorical look at my current life, my formerly thriving aloe vera plant decided to react to my finally taking it back outside by leaping from its perch to the jagged cement below. I guess it was top-heavier than I expected after wintering on a table inside, which couldn't have been easy as that was my heaviest sumbitch of a pot. I transferred it to a plastic pot but the roots are once again in a comfortable place so I have hopes it will be as resilient as it's always been despite my nearly constant touch of death every year since I acquired it as a tiny pup from Ikea years ago. Needless to say I have an abundance of fresh aloe if you find you really need some right now - it IS sunburn season! - but much of what fell/broke off will be heading to the freezer in a day or two. THANKS WEATHER but really thanks Chris for being a real dumbass to the only plant you ever trusted yourself to take care of, you really sucked at THAT today.
9.5.22 18:43 
This ain't right #mspwx
9.5.22 15:32 Trans women are women. 8.5.22 18:56 
Have a popcorn-free Mother's Day!

(Shared from You Got To Have A Mother For Me)
Provided to YouTube by Universal Music GroupYou Got To Have A Mother For Me · James BrownMotherlode℗ 1988 UMG Recordings, Inc.Released on: 2003-01-01Producer...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D-wNcLAvo4
8.5.22 00:31 
Walked home from The Fillmore; found some crap in the street to model. (So no, she didn't actually say Yes.)
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