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11.1.23 10:21 @masonbutler Only in small doses!
11.1.23 09:57 Sean Mooney has a very reasonable $35 rate on Cameo! Also, a fun user ID: https://www.cameo.com/moonriseaz
11.1.23 09:53 I know you love to hear us nostalgic old farts talkin' 'bout how in 1993 there warn't no World Wide Web and there DEFINITELY wasn't a two hour "reaction video" for a one hour rasslin' show. We scrolled rec.​sport.pro-wrestling posts at incredible speeds of up to 28.8/33.6K!
11.1.23 09:49 
1. Gosh, where'd all the WWF logos go?
2. Only two dead guys - nice
3. They picked a Damien Demento photo instead of a Steiner Brothers one
4. Ya know the first voice you ever heard on
#RAW? That's right - Sean Mooney
5. We used to use text to recap: RT
@WWE: Scenes from the first-ever #WWERaw 30 years ago TODAY. https://pic.twitter.com/MZFSyiOLyd
11.1.23 09:07 RT @whataweekhuh: https://pic.twitter.com/968Aa6AiHt
11.1.23 02:04 
Business has picked up RT @What30dayrule: It has now been 66 days since @WWERomanReigns last defended the @WWE Universal Championship.
10.1.23 11:33 
Okay but ... "pending physical" ... feel like I've read that before
10.1.23 11:00 @dream_salad This is the T-shirt I need
10.1.23 09:15 @hebtheeagle I wasn't aware! I'll take a look.
9.1.23 15:28 
@CityMinneapolis @MinneapolisFire Guess who buried them? RT @CRZ: Time now to play "Find the Luxton Park fire hydrant!"

Stellar job, lads
https://pic.twitter.com/QxHz4AWiSJ
8.1.23 19:02 
Good work, everybody! https://pic.twitter.com/YylJs5DHKw
8.1.23 18:55 
https://pic.twitter.com/W6EIWsu57u
8.1.23 15:09 There they go
8.1.23 15:07 Let's see how long it takes FOX to update the Dolphins/Jets score to 11-6 #significanttosome
8.1.23 15:05 Coulda sworn I saw an official signify a safety on that last Dolphins/Jets play
8.1.23 14:04 Hines is gonna want 3 now
6.1.23 20:58 
Fun fact and one thing I know: the wwe.sa website hasn't been updated since 2018 RT @f7_136: @CRZ You are wrong that you do not know anything about Saudi Arabia
6.1.23 19:37 "Remember Erin Esurance? You won't BELIEVE what she looks like now!"
6.1.23 19:36 You think Dr. Rick and Flo ever hooked up? #progressive #fanfic
6.1.23 19:33 
Can you imagine the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia stands ready to hand over seven billion simoleons to Vince just so they can find out who Uncle Howdy is a couple of weeks before everybody else? #SmackDown
6.1.23 13:27 Boy the algorithm really thinks I'm interested in Arial Pank making a big comeback (I am not)
6.1.23 12:08 
This is, like, almost the exact opposite of Beyoncé RT @usbankstadium: JUST ANNOUNCED!

Two Icons! One Night! Billy Joel & Stevie Nicks live for the first time in Minneapolis at U.S. Bank Stadium on Friday, November 10.

Tickets go on sale Friday, January 13 at 10 am.
https://pic.twitter.com/rFZRIOiblR
5.1.23 21:53 
@HackmanRSPW Can't make it; Saturdays afternoons are radio days. Why start so early?
5.1.23 21:03 
TOMORROW: Another fun fun episode of strong mayor roulette! Will my trash get picked up (a day late) before the Day 3 plow comes by to completely bury my can?
5.1.23 21:00 
Oooooooooooh RT @masonbutler: This is on Saturday and I'm psyched. https://pic.twitter.com/BuTawZxdsv
5.1.23 19:55 
Time now to play "Find the Luxton Park fire hydrant!"

Stellar job, lads
https://pic.twitter.com/QxHz4AWiSJ
4.1.23 17:52 @masonbutler Every reply contains a different Chilled Animal!
4.1.23 16:00 
A fresh new 2023 Timberwolves embrace of NFTs wasn't on my bingo card but definitely feels on brand for the franchise... I just can't believe they used Saint Münn as the vector. I hope he was paid well for this (not in crypto) and we never see a photo of a player in one of these https://pic.twitter.com/V7wSuz8il2
4.1.23 11:56 
@jeveuxreveiller Got some, uh, bad news https://pic.twitter.com/Jii6vrn4yH
4.1.23 11:55 RT @whataweekhuh: https://pic.twitter.com/LQA6Us5CJ4
4.1.23 10:04 
RT @MinneapolisSnow: A Snow Emergency has been declared in Minneapolis. Day 1 parking rules begin at 9 p.m. tonight, Jan. 4. Learn more about the parking rules: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/snow/snow-emergencies/snow-parking-rules/ https://pic.twitter.com/wIzOX6x8E2
4.1.23 09:02 Many people are saying this RT @tapemachines: in my own way i am strong style
4.1.23 03:14 @hack0tv No you didn't
4.1.23 02:54 Also, for this American, Twitter trends aren't worth a poop this time of night https://pic.twitter.com/fsIjwA8xgT
4.1.23 02:52 What I've learned from ten thousand Samsung India bots and/or sweat shop social media interns is that the new Galaxy F04 has 8GB RAM, a stylish glossy design, and is competitively priced at 7,499 Rs and not one R more. (Don't they use their own ₹ sign? Guess not)
3.1.23 19:53 @jpkmets This is like the Monty Python sketch where the cascading documentarians keep interrupting each other
3.1.23 19:50 
Hoo boy, NXT stinks
3.1.23 14:32 After two rounds of voting, Justin Amash and I have received the same number of votes for Speaker
3.1.23 12:49 JUST IN: Amash receives 0 votes for Speaker
3.1.23 02:24 Will Trent or Won't Trent
2.1.23 20:24 @NatoColes Plus, sometimes you DJ behind a bar in Lowertown! (which, granted, may not count as a real job)
2.1.23 19:30 
So was it Harry or Hardy? Eh, I'm also too old to care #RAW

(EDITED TO ADD: It was "Harvey") ....
2.1.23 19:15 
So was it Harry or Hardy? Eh, I'm also too old to care #RAW
1.1.23 18:22 Could "Adding this to my ghost notes - this is huge!" be the FUNNIEST LINE EVER DELIVERED IN TELEVISED SITUATIONAL COMEDY HISTORY?

CBS seems to think so!
1.1.23 18:03 
@hansen9j @DustysNe Ooh, Saturday is just as likely since I'd surely be doin' the radio while it happens. Probably MORE likely since I also didn't know about the Hawks wrinkle
1.1.23 17:56 
I can now reveal that last week when I agreed to play records at @DustysNe with DJ Jeff Recommends on the night of Sunday the 8th - that moment was when I knew I had cursed the Packers/Lions game to get flexed
1.1.23 15:58 
GOODNESS #GoPackGo
1.1.23 15:40 
Goodness! #GoPackGo
1.1.23 06:30 So 2023's several hours old; El Musko do anything stupid yet
31.12.22 13:28 RT @geraldstratfor3: Just a little msg wishing you all a healthy and happy new year and may all all your dreams come true cheers https://twitter.com/geraldstratfor3/status/1609256361249935360/video/1
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