| 13.2.23 22:21 |  | Well, I did it wrong, or you can't do it on the website, or who cares really. Also somebody with a really stupid NFT profile pic has already liked my thread so hey good to know they still don't read the tweets .... |
| 13.2.23 22:15 | | Last one: There's probably another story there, if you're bored enough to look up all 92 of them... did any of them change hands/how often? Did ANYBODY make REAL money off a John Cena NFT? You have a few months before their 2yr anniversary to prepare your thought piece!
GO |
| 13.2.23 22:15 | | Could I have done this in less than six or seven tweets? Sure, I COULD have.... but I spent eight bucks on this, y'all |
| 13.2.23 22:15 |
 | WWE actually sold a whopping *92* Gold NFTs! Still kinda hilarious and still under 20% of the potential, but even in failure you know how those practioners of the grappling arts love to exaggerate...in ANY direction. |
| 13.2.23 22:15 |
| In theory, all those tokens should be out there on "the blockchain," tho! And I figured it was finally time to SHOOT, brother - so I wasted a bit of time scrolling around instead of watching . Here's what I found: |
| 13.2.23 22:15 |
| It was widely - and hiliarously! - reported that John Cena's SummerSlam 2021 NFT collection was a "disaster," with the 500 "Gold" level tokens only managing a paltry 37 sales. |
| 13.2.23 20:05 |  | Can of Dr Pepper Strawberries & Cream Zero Sugar |
| 13.2.23 18:11 | | I saw this one sent twice if it helps (I know it doesn't!) |
| 13.2.23 18:05 | | Can of Dr Pepper Zero Sugar |
| 13.2.23 16:54 | 
 |  |    US Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) |
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| 13.2.23 15:48 | | Hmm, STILL going RT : 0x108e08 https://pic.twitter.com/K9TUQL8iUC |
| 13.2.23 15:47 | | Uh oh another eight bucks gone AND everyone's blocked me RT : I'll be dipped... Twitter managed to survive long enough to extract another eight dollars from me |
| 13.2.23 15:00 |  | GEN closing quote: 21.45 ▲0.04 (Range: 21.38 - 21.64) |
| 13.2.23 11:13 |  | All right, it's worked so far, but we're not out yet. |
| 13.2.23 11:10 |
| Anybody else on Spoutible?
https://spoutible.com/CRZ |
| 13.2.23 10:03 |  |  | My current Wordle curve. If I added correctly, I'm 389-2 but have missed the odd Friday or Saturday here and there so no cool giant streak number and also no idea how long it's been since I DID pull an X/6 (UPDATE: so I tweeted it at the time - good CRZ - it was July 8th, over seven months ago!) I play in "hard mode" which I think forces me to get it more quickly? I do give in and call up a "solver" page that offers me a list of words if I've spent too many minutes failing to come up with a legal guess because this shouldn't take THAT long for cryin' out loud. Still wondering if I'll ever manage a 1. |
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| 13.2.23 09:19 | |  | Ah, good ol' "City Tees" - Facebook ads may have a shelf life but they DO NOT CARE |
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| 13.2.23 03:06 |
 | RT : Is.....is he the father https://pic.twitter.com/aZ4qMW6sd6 |
| 13.2.23 00:00 |  | Yesterday's lo/hi: 23.0º - 44.2º |
| 12.2.23 21:19 | | Mahomes and Kelce out hear openly swearing like Gordon Ramsay CATCH "NEXT LEVEL CHEF" COMING UP ON FOX .... |
| 12.2.23 21:03 |
 | Sure was nice of T-Mobile to wait until Olivia Newton-John was in a grave to spin in |
| 12.2.23 20:58 | | If you had 8:57 for first playing of "NFL on FOX Theme (Downtempo Injury Remix)" cash in that prop bet, money |
| 12.2.23 20:57 | | FOX has made some interesting choices in this game using a really wide sideline shot on both goal lines and (thankfully) NOT using those weird 8K shots to capture touchdown celebrations [or anywhere?] |
| 12.2.23 20:23 | | OH YES MR PEANUT HATH BLESSED US WITH A QR CODE |
| 12.2.23 19:41 | | Rhianna for President |
| 12.2.23 19:04 | | Feels like it's been an entire quarter since I've been shown a QR code |
| 12.2.23 18:25 | | It should be illegal to show me commercials I've seen before during the Super Bowl. Looking directly at you, "Nissan" |
| 12.2.23 18:21 | | I suspected it was an Alibaba thing but it turned out to be another Chinese competitor of Alibaba RT : lads i gotta ask you: what the fuck is "temu" actually the commercial is over i don't care anymore don't tell me |
| 12.2.23 18:17 | | "Runtime Error ?:0: attempt to index a nil value?" I mean, I probably wasn't gonna win the million bucks but I still wanted to try! |
| 12.2.23 18:05 | | Yep, definitely looks like a shitty AI-generated tweet. Well done, Avocados From Mexico™? No, I will not spread your shitty hashtag https://pic.twitter.com/TOzoeQQqku |
| 12.2.23 18:02 | | It was https://avocadosfrommexico.com/guacamole/guac-world/goodness-hotel/roof/avocado-Intelligence |
| 12.2.23 17:58 | | I missed the QR code for the naked avocados :( |
| 12.2.23 17:50 | | Not really trending for "Sports" if you scan the tweets https://pic.twitter.com/Hq2klPeJbo |
| 12.2.23 17:34 | | RT : Go Not chiefs |
| 12.2.23 17:32 | | Can of Dr Pepper Cherry Zero Sugar |
| 12.2.23 17:20 | | Kinda wanna watch that shampoo ad again |
| 12.2.23 15:57 | | Can of Dr Pepper Zero Sugar |
| 12.2.23 15:30 |
|  Give it up for the Wild, they always win the night before the Super Bowl to get me that sweet sweet 50% off disky - Papa John's Pizza (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 12.2.23 14:54 | 
 | [+] [–] Listened to Menstrual Tramps - Cutthroat on Bandcamp |
| 12.2.23 14:38 | | Happy Birthday to Abraham Lincoln! Known as "16" by the American populace at large, "Truth-teller Aby" was also the very first NWA Champion and a consensus selection for Most Valuable Player of the 1864 Super Bowl |
| 12.2.23 02:48 | |  | Lemme tell you something about Aaron Westendorp: he does NOT know the shortest path between point A and point B |
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| 12.2.23 02:05 |
|  Forgot to check in after hours wow - Palmer's Bar (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 12.2.23 00:00 | | Yesterday's lo/hi: 25.0º - 41.0º |
| 11.2.23 20:49 | | I never know where to stand around at these things (Brit's Pub) |
| 11.2.23 20:45 |
| Yeehaw Saturday I ♥ UK Transmission - Brit's Pub (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 11.2.23 20:39 |
|  Wow! Scored FREE space 14931 on a Saturday night!! - Parking Spot 14925 (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 11.2.23 19:21 |
| Of course they closed early! No one wants me to buy cheap Top Ramen! - Dollar General (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 11.2.23 17:13 |
 | Mason's DJing here and the MN Aurora Revontulet will be well-represented in the crowd! Still no idea which teams are playing, tho |
| 11.2.23 16:50 |
|  Back once again and live on air in TEN! - KFAI Fresh Air Radio (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 11.2.23 16:27 |
 |  $3.349/g BUT I had 30¢ off from Cub so I'm actually cheaper than Costco so we'll call that one a win :) - Holiday Gas Station (Minneapolis, MN) |
