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14.2.23 13:46 
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Listened to Spotify playlist "Discover Weekly"
14.2.23 11:49 
Wow they must have heard me complaining yesterday!

Boy, this company spends a lot of Zuckerbucks to put their crap in front of me for me to not buy
14.2.23 11:00 
Pumpkin Spice
14.2.23 10:17 
HSVD

(Shared from Martin Fry ABC)
Happy Valentine's Day
https://www.abcmartinfry.de/b/abc/valentinesday/
14.2.23 01:10 
You know who ISN'T my Valentine? Wordle
Wordle 605 X/6*






14.2.23 00:00 Yesterday's lo/hi: 25.2º - 44.1º
13.2.23 22:25 Wow, such E N G A G E M E N T

NFT
NFT
NFT
NFT
NFT(s suck)

(this is probably how you get badowshanned)
13.2.23 22:21 Well, I did it wrong, or you can't do it on the website, or who cares really. Also somebody with a really stupid NFT profile pic has already liked my thread so hey good to know they still don't read the tweets ....
13.2.23 22:15 Last one: There's probably another story there, if you're bored enough to look up all 92 of them... did any of them change hands/how often? Did ANYBODY make REAL money off a John Cena NFT? You have a few months before their 2yr anniversary to prepare your thought piece!

GO
13.2.23 22:15 Could I have done this in less than six or seven tweets? Sure, I COULD have.... but I spent eight bucks on this, y'all
13.2.23 22:15 
WWE actually sold a whopping *92* Gold NFTs! Still kinda hilarious and still under 20% of the potential, but even in failure you know how those practioners of the grappling arts love to exaggerate...in ANY direction.
13.2.23 22:15 
In theory, all those tokens should be out there on "the blockchain," tho! And I figured it was finally time to SHOOT, brother - so I wasted a bit of time scrolling around instead of watching #RAW. Here's what I found:
13.2.23 22:15 
It was widely - and hiliarously! - reported that John Cena's SummerSlam 2021 NFT collection was a "disaster," with the 500 "Gold" level tokens only managing a paltry 37 sales.
13.2.23 20:05 Can of Dr Pepper Strawberries & Cream Zero Sugar
13.2.23 18:11 @kimberrussell I saw this one sent twice if it helps (I know it doesn't!)
13.2.23 18:05 Can of Dr Pepper Zero Sugar
13.2.23 16:54 
    US Post Office (Minneapolis, MN)
13.2.23 15:48 Hmm, STILL going RT @everycolorbot2: 0x108e08 https://pic.twitter.com/K9TUQL8iUC
13.2.23 15:47 Uh oh another eight bucks gone AND everyone's blocked me RT @CRZ: I'll be dipped... Twitter managed to survive long enough to extract another eight dollars from me
13.2.23 15:00 GEN closing quote: 21.45 ▲0.04 (Range: 21.38 - 21.64)
13.2.23 11:13 All right, it's worked so far, but we're not out yet.
13.2.23 11:10 
Anybody else on Spoutible?
https://spoutible.com/CRZ
13.2.23 10:03 
My current Wordle curve. If I added correctly, I'm 389-2 but have missed the odd Friday or Saturday here and there so no cool giant streak number and also no idea how long it's been since I DID pull an X/6 (UPDATE: so I tweeted it at the time - good CRZ - it was July 8th, over seven months ago!) I play in "hard mode" which I think forces me to get it more quickly? I do give in and call up a "solver" page that offers me a list of words if I've spent too many minutes failing to come up with a legal guess because this shouldn't take THAT long for cryin' out loud. Still wondering if I'll ever manage a 1.
13.2.23 09:19 
Ah, good ol' "City Tees" - Facebook ads may have a shelf life but they DO NOT CARE
13.2.23 03:06 
RT @KFAIweekend: Is.....is he the father https://pic.twitter.com/aZ4qMW6sd6
13.2.23 00:00 Yesterday's lo/hi: 23.0º - 44.2º
12.2.23 21:19 Mahomes and Kelce out hear openly swearing like Gordon Ramsay CATCH "NEXT LEVEL CHEF" COMING UP ON FOX ....
12.2.23 21:03 
Sure was nice of T-Mobile to wait until Olivia Newton-John was in a grave to spin in
12.2.23 20:58 If you had 8:57 for first playing of "NFL on FOX Theme (Downtempo Injury Remix)" cash in that prop bet, money
12.2.23 20:57 FOX has made some interesting choices in this game using a really wide sideline shot on both goal lines and (thankfully) NOT using those weird 8K shots to capture touchdown celebrations [or anywhere?]
12.2.23 20:23 OH YES MR PEANUT HATH BLESSED US WITH A QR CODE
12.2.23 19:41 Rhianna for President #rhianna24
12.2.23 19:04 Feels like it's been an entire quarter since I've been shown a QR code
12.2.23 18:25 It should be illegal to show me commercials I've seen before during the Super Bowl. Looking directly at you, "Nissan"
12.2.23 18:21 I suspected it was an Alibaba thing but it turned out to be another Chinese competitor of Alibaba RT @tapemachines: lads i gotta ask you: what the fuck is "temu" actually the commercial is over i don't care anymore don't tell me
12.2.23 18:17 "Runtime Error ?:0: attempt to index a nil value?" I mean, I probably wasn't gonna win the million bucks but I still wanted to try!
12.2.23 18:05 Yep, definitely looks like a shitty AI-generated tweet. Well done, Avocados From Mexico™? No, I will not spread your shitty hashtag https://pic.twitter.com/TOzoeQQqku
12.2.23 18:02 It was https://avocadosfrommexico.com/guacamole/guac-world/goodness-hotel/roof/avocado-Intelligence
12.2.23 17:58 I missed the QR code for the naked avocados :(
12.2.23 17:50 Not really trending for "Sports" if you scan the tweets https://pic.twitter.com/Hq2klPeJbo
12.2.23 17:34 RT @JayJayDean: Go Not chiefs
12.2.23 17:32 Can of Dr Pepper Cherry Zero Sugar
12.2.23 17:20 Kinda wanna watch that shampoo ad again
12.2.23 15:57 Can of Dr Pepper Zero Sugar
12.2.23 15:30 
 Give it up for the Wild, they always win the night before the Super Bowl to get me that sweet sweet 50% off disky - Papa John's Pizza (Minneapolis, MN)
12.2.23 14:54 
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Listened to Menstrual Tramps - Cutthroat on Bandcamp
12.2.23 14:38 Happy Birthday to Abraham Lincoln! Known as "16" by the American populace at large, "Truth-teller Aby" was also the very first NWA Champion and a consensus selection for Most Valuable Player of the 1864 Super Bowl
12.2.23 02:48 
Lemme tell you something about Aaron Westendorp: he does NOT know the shortest path between point A and point B
12.2.23 02:05 
 Forgot to check in after hours wow - Palmer's Bar (Minneapolis, MN)
12.2.23 00:00 Yesterday's lo/hi: 25.0º - 41.0º
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