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15.2.23 16:08 
   Hey it's [Impossible] Whopper Wednesday! - Burger King (Minneapolis, MN)
15.2.23 15:00 GEN closing quote: 21.53 ▲0.33 (Range: 21.12 - 21.57)
15.2.23 14:21 @UPS Hi Lisa - DM sent to you and Byron. (Sorry I missed Byron's DM yesterday.)
15.2.23 13:41 Went downstairs to see that once again, @UPS driver didn't ring the doorbell - he left a note this time, though, saying he'll be missing me again tomorrow at the same time. Guess I will have to be outside sitting on my front steps with a threatening aura to actually get this box https://pic.twitter.com/CZNNpVD7zi
15.2.23 10:04 RT @whataweekhuh: https://pic.twitter.com/vkAPr5JwX4
15.2.23 01:58 
Listened to Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs - Ultimate Hammer
15.2.23 01:53 
Listened to Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs - Ultimate Hammer
15.2.23 00:00 Yesterday's lo/hi: 35.8º - 40.6º - 1.03" rain
14.2.23 23:07 
Boy, that crowd in the WWE Performance Center is just hideously awful, huh? #NXT
14.2.23 22:54 @davegatchell I want to preorder it!!
14.2.23 21:07 
I think we all knew it was only a matter of time...how meta
(Target Store Richfield)
14.2.23 20:45  Bag o' kale + what's on sale? - Target (Richfield, MN)
14.2.23 20:10  Well, they're open until 9...why not? - IKEA (Bloomington, MN)
14.2.23 18:46 
   Nothing very exciting tonight - Holiday Station Store (Bloomington, MN)
14.2.23 18:27 
      Picking up a T-Mobile Tuesday free mug! - T-Mobile (Bloomington, MN)
14.2.23 17:55 
 Looking for rare Flabébé until the event ends at 8! (I ALSO can't believe I'm single) - Mall of America (Bloomington, MN)
14.2.23 17:53  Mall Of America West Parking Ramp (Bloomington, MN)
14.2.23 16:46 
Listened to Gnoomes - Ax Ox
14.2.23 16:10 
RT @medickimw: Let this photo of @MayorFrey getting his ass handed to him by Indigenous Aunties & Elders be the fire that warms your heart today
Dude tried to photo op a MMIWR & the community did NOT stand for it.
Be brave. Pick the fight. And hold them to the fire
https://pic.twitter.com/2rT6MIxUBY
14.2.23 15:00 GEN closing quote: 21.20 ▼0.25 (Range: 21.01 - 21.54)
14.2.23 14:31 Love gettin' those emails from @UPS saying they're sorry they "missed" me when I've been home all day and they definitely made no "attempt" to "deliver" the package https://pic.twitter.com/0vwyCsuhYk
14.2.23 13:46 
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Listened to Spotify playlist "Discover Weekly"
14.2.23 11:49 
Wow they must have heard me complaining yesterday!

Boy, this company spends a lot of Zuckerbucks to put their crap in front of me for me to not buy
14.2.23 11:00 
Pumpkin Spice
14.2.23 10:17 
HSVD

(Shared from Martin Fry ABC)
Happy Valentine's Day
https://www.abcmartinfry.de/b/abc/valentinesday/
14.2.23 01:10 
You know who ISN'T my Valentine? Wordle
Wordle 605 X/6*






14.2.23 00:00 Yesterday's lo/hi: 25.2º - 44.1º
13.2.23 22:25 Wow, such E N G A G E M E N T

NFT
NFT
NFT
NFT
NFT(s suck)

(this is probably how you get badowshanned)
13.2.23 22:21 Well, I did it wrong, or you can't do it on the website, or who cares really. Also somebody with a really stupid NFT profile pic has already liked my thread so hey good to know they still don't read the tweets ....
13.2.23 22:15 Last one: There's probably another story there, if you're bored enough to look up all 92 of them... did any of them change hands/how often? Did ANYBODY make REAL money off a John Cena NFT? You have a few months before their 2yr anniversary to prepare your thought piece!

GO
13.2.23 22:15 Could I have done this in less than six or seven tweets? Sure, I COULD have.... but I spent eight bucks on this, y'all
13.2.23 22:15 
WWE actually sold a whopping *92* Gold NFTs! Still kinda hilarious and still under 20% of the potential, but even in failure you know how those practioners of the grappling arts love to exaggerate...in ANY direction.
13.2.23 22:15 
In theory, all those tokens should be out there on "the blockchain," tho! And I figured it was finally time to SHOOT, brother - so I wasted a bit of time scrolling around instead of watching #RAW. Here's what I found:
13.2.23 22:15 
It was widely - and hiliarously! - reported that John Cena's SummerSlam 2021 NFT collection was a "disaster," with the 500 "Gold" level tokens only managing a paltry 37 sales.
13.2.23 20:05 Can of Dr Pepper Strawberries & Cream Zero Sugar
13.2.23 18:11 @kimberrussell I saw this one sent twice if it helps (I know it doesn't!)
13.2.23 18:05 Can of Dr Pepper Zero Sugar
13.2.23 16:54 
    US Post Office (Minneapolis, MN)
13.2.23 15:48 Hmm, STILL going RT @everycolorbot2: 0x108e08 https://pic.twitter.com/K9TUQL8iUC
13.2.23 15:47 Uh oh another eight bucks gone AND everyone's blocked me RT @CRZ: I'll be dipped... Twitter managed to survive long enough to extract another eight dollars from me
13.2.23 15:00 GEN closing quote: 21.45 ▲0.04 (Range: 21.38 - 21.64)
13.2.23 11:13 All right, it's worked so far, but we're not out yet.
13.2.23 11:10 
Anybody else on Spoutible?
https://spoutible.com/CRZ
13.2.23 10:03 
My current Wordle curve. If I added correctly, I'm 389-2 but have missed the odd Friday or Saturday here and there so no cool giant streak number and also no idea how long it's been since I DID pull an X/6 (UPDATE: so I tweeted it at the time - good CRZ - it was July 8th, over seven months ago!) I play in "hard mode" which I think forces me to get it more quickly? I do give in and call up a "solver" page that offers me a list of words if I've spent too many minutes failing to come up with a legal guess because this shouldn't take THAT long for cryin' out loud. Still wondering if I'll ever manage a 1.
13.2.23 09:19 
Ah, good ol' "City Tees" - Facebook ads may have a shelf life but they DO NOT CARE
13.2.23 03:06 
RT @KFAIweekend: Is.....is he the father https://pic.twitter.com/aZ4qMW6sd6
13.2.23 00:00 Yesterday's lo/hi: 23.0º - 44.2º
12.2.23 21:19 Mahomes and Kelce out hear openly swearing like Gordon Ramsay CATCH "NEXT LEVEL CHEF" COMING UP ON FOX ....
12.2.23 21:03 
Sure was nice of T-Mobile to wait until Olivia Newton-John was in a grave to spin in
12.2.23 20:58 If you had 8:57 for first playing of "NFL on FOX Theme (Downtempo Injury Remix)" cash in that prop bet, money
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