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Sun 18:30 
Hooray the Vikings game is over and they can finally switch Minnesota TV to a competitive....err, 14 point game
17.11 08:07 
RT @GovTimWalz: Here in Minnesota, we stand with and value our trans neighbors.
9.11 13:42 
Hmm, I wonder how they'll weasel out of legalising marijuana THIS time RT @FlipMNSenate: The Senate DFL Caucus is thrilled to announce that we have FLIPPED THE MN SENATE! Minnesota's voters made it abundantly clear that they want to end the gridlock and move Minnesota forward. We celebrate this victory and are ready to get to work! #flipMNsenate https://pic.twitter.com/qpd3F6WTOC
4.11 14:17 
I hope, after @keithellison is re-elected, he returns to Moon Palace for, like, a hundred new photos posing with the Antifa handbook
28.10 15:40 
Frank texted me back! It was WAY too long and I didn't read it. I suspect I failed to change his mind.
28.10 14:28 
Geez, wonder which 2008 Ron Paul voter list Martha's campaign bought https://pic.twitter.com/8GX0gr2977
28.10 09:54 
@BullyCreative You can take the boy out of WCCO, but taking WCCO out of the boy...
25.10 11:30 
And now the all clear has been sent out as the suspect is in custody. As you were, everybody! https://pic.twitter.com/vaHmgcH9Zp
25.10 11:22 
New alert tightens up the "Shelter in Place" area to 36/Snelling to Larpenteur/Victoria in Roseville https://pic.twitter.com/NDF3YQay9C
25.10 11:05 
@melvincarter3 Thanks for a quick update!
25.10 11:04 
RT @melvincarter3: If you received an emergency alert notice on your phone today, the incident occurred in Roseville near Har Mar Mall & notice inadvertently went out wider than intended. More information forthcoming from City of Roseville. RT @wxminnesota: ***CIVIL DANGER WARNING***

All of Ramsey County including Downtown St Paul

Shelter in place - Homicide suspect at large described at 17year old white male

#MNwx #Minneapolis #EmergencyAlert
https://twitter.com/wxminnesota/photo/1584936001570578434/1
25.10 11:02 
The homicide was in Roseville near Har Mar Mall - yeeeeeeeaaaaah probably overkill to text me and everybody else all the way over here
25.10 10:59 
But guys, fix that typo, please, I get really obsessive about that kinda stuff
25.10 10:58 
Guess it's legit - it's on http://warn.pbs.org - but this seems like a needlessly large area to blanket with alerts to me. Fortunately I'm no longer walking home! https://pic.twitter.com/peCbCv3YLc
25.10 10:53 
I'm just saying I'd find this more believable WITHOUT the typo https://pic.twitter.com/PgCXsp6EUz
13.10 17:14 
HAHAHAHA he even said the thing on TV, Reggie's the man RT @ReggieWilsonTV: Hockey night in Minnesota.

You know the vibes.
#StateofHockey #MNWild https://pic.twitter.com/jaWKRo6Kp2
25.8 23:49 
THIS, ladies and gentlemen - and all those to whom neither term applies - this is why I eat and drink whatever the heck I want when I'm on the Minnesota State Fair exercise plan.
9.8 22:56 
Note to every candidate's proxies who texted me repeatedly before the primary: glad your guy lost, losers!
9.8 20:04 
I keep refreshing but there are no results, c'mon guys it's been almost five minutes https://pic.twitter.com/lpCxUHviK0
9.8 15:07 
Hey, you there - the Minnesotan.

Have you voted today?
Or are you gonna? You have until 8.
5.8 13:43 
Whoa! The police HAVEN'T found the guy who fired his pistol in the Mall of America?
15.7 15:24 
RT @mnhealth: News Release: Minnesota joining other states to roll out 988 mental health crisis lifeline on July 16 https://lnks.gd/2/qvDM3x
24.6 14:25 
Stolen from Ollie, but maybe you know me and don't know him.

I will now throw my hat in the ring and offer to host a vacation to Minnesota to any of my out-of-state female friends who find themselves needing one. I can offer a place to stay and transportation to whatever scenic sites one may wish to explore.
14.6 21:36 
Made it to the big Malört "Welcome to Minnesota" party and I may already have regrets (Mortimers)
10.5 19:28 
@FiddleElphier No no I'm NOT running. NOT
10.5 19:10 
All these choices are terrible but I always said I'd only run for governor as a Republican so you wouldn't have to vote for the pillow man in the primary and fortunately I don't see him here

(Check that, I remember ALSO saying I'd run for governor if it would get me
@verified) RT @JohnCroman: For the record, here's the slate of gubernatorial candidates on this weekend's Minnesota GOP convention endorsement ballot. The official candidate filing period runs from May 17 to May 31, so technically many others could still file to run in the August primary. https://pic.twitter.com/0KlTctCNQK
20.4 18:58 
Wow! Big if true. Have you thought about talking to the governor about how to make this happen for the state? RT @GovTimWalz: It's time to legalize adult-use cannabis and expunge cannabis convictions in Minnesota.
29.3 17:37 
Four more free tests by mail for Minnesotans "for a limited time" so go ahead and just click right now

(Shared from Order Your Free At-Home Rapid Tests / COVID-19 Updates and Information - State of Minnesota)
Order Your Free At-Home Rapid Tests

https://mn.gov/covid19/get-tested/at-home/index.jsp
29.3 17:34 
RT @GovTimWalz: Minnesotans, we’re making it even easier to get a COVID test.
 
Order your free at-home test online starting today:
https://mn.gov/covid19/get-tested/at-home/index.jsp
19.3 14:44 
RT @HennepinSheriff: The Hennepin County Sheriff's Office offers free Opioid education and Naloxone training classes. The next class is Tuesday, March 22 at 5:00 pm and it is available in-person and virtually.

Register for class by clicking on the link:
https://forms.office.com/g/weHEUH3vPs https://twitter.com/HennepinSheriff/status/1505213389085290500/video/1
10.3 15:29 
@swampynomo Don't get me started on our gubernatorial candidates
10.3 15:06 
Hey remember when our county sheriff got suuuuper drunk, drove about a hundred twenty-[Delta]eight, crashed his SUV, lied to the responders while reaching for his gun belt AND didn't resign or even lose his license? Good times
10.3 14:53 
*I* am asking that the State Patrol park the helicopters they already use every f'in night for unnecessary surveillance and trauma to our neighborhoods and return the money to the state RT @mollypeonies: The MN State Patrol is seeking $45 million for more helicopters. The hearing is today. https://www.revisor.mn.gov/bills/text.php?version=latest&number=SF2898&session=ls92&session_number=0&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletter_axioslocal_minneapolis&stream=top
24.2 00:22 
RT @GovTimWalz: Here in Minnesota, we stand with and value our trans youth.
14.2 20:01 
@OOWrestling Well, it's the men right now, but I guess they're also cute in their own Minnesotan way
4.2 16:31 
To be fair, Walz also wanted Hutch to resign and Hutch responded by reaching for some more Delta 8 gummies, so maybe I won't hold my breath on that RT @MNReformer: NEW: Gov. Walz calls for further limits on no-knock warrants after police kill Amir Locke in predawn raid https://minnesotareformer.com/briefs/walz-calls-for-further-limits-on-no-knock-warrants-after-police-kill-amir-locke-in-predawn-raid/ via @mnreformer
3.2 11:33 
RT @entertain_mn: A leader in the Twin Cities reggae scene for three decades, Jamaican singer Lynval Jackson is providing a much-needed warmup to Minnesotans now with his band's new weekly Bunker's gig & this weekend's annual Bob Marley tributes.
http://strib.mn/3LaxNlK
9.1 07:52 
.@paulinaporizkov Call me - Minnesota's closer than you might think (although yes, is as cold as you think - but my house is warm?)
8.12 12:59 
23 minutes from the emailed press release from the DPS/State Patrol to Sheriff Hutch's mea culpa here on the tweetie
8.12 12:57 
RT @HennepinSheriff: https://pic.twitter.com/VsC0heYdtG
8.12 12:54 
(Confimed not a coinkydink) RT @janashortal: Hennepin County Sheriff Dave Hutchinson being investigated for DUI - in statement Hutchinson said : "I made the inexcusable decision to drive after drinking alcohol and I am deeply sorry. I take full responsibility for my actions and am prepared to accept the consequences..."
8.12 12:45 
...impairment, which is standard procedure when impairment is suspected in a crash and a person is transported to the hospital.

Charges are pending based on the results of the sample and a review of the case by the Douglas County Attorney’s office.

(3/4)
8.12 12:45 
Hutchinson was the only occupant of the vehicle which is owned by Hennepin County.

The Minnesota State Patrol is unable to comment further at this time due to the ongoing investigation." (4/4)
8.12 12:45 
...to Alomere Hospital. He was believed to have been wearing a seat belt.

Douglas County Sheriff’s deputies responded to the crash scene and suspected impairment.

A Minnesota State Trooper obtained a warrant and collected a (urine) sample from Hutchinson to determine... (2/4)
8.12 12:45 
DPS: "The Minnesota State Patrol is investigating a single vehicle rollover crash that took place around 2:30 a.m., five miles east of Alexandria on I-94.

The driver, David Hutchinson of Bloomington, sustained non-life-threatening injuries and was transported by ambulance (1/4)
8.12 12:38 
Hey so is this the sheriff or just an amazing coincidence?
https://content.govdelivery.com/accounts/MNDPS/bulletins/2ffe8d0
2.11.21 16:16 
@d_feldman Technically, it would eliminate standard time as we'd be on DST permanently? I think we should probably switch it up completely and call it Minnesota Standard Time because CST and CDT would become "interchangeable" terms with someone (me) aways saying they're using the wrong one
15.10.21 14:10 
Oh no, I only have six weeks to declutter the living areas RT @KrissiTrash87: Hey @MinnesotaMunn I'll be in town for the first two weeks of December... Can't wait to catch up
24.9.21 01:07 
Back and forth and back and forth and whyyyyyyyyy RT @policeoverhead: Minnesota State Patrol #N115SP (SR22) was spotted near Dayton's Bluff, St. Paul, MN at approx 05:16 UTC squawking 355 https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=a04064&zoom=13 #MSP https://pic.twitter.com/Z557VVxz1k
11.8.21 17:09 
RT @webster: Interesting. (And I mean that in the most Minnesotan sense of the word.) RT @StarTribune: Star Tribune chair Jean Taylor will become CEO of of American Public Media Group, the parent company for Minnesota Public Radio. https://strib.mn/3jOUNde
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