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25.1 19:35 
Wedge knows this, but for the folks reading from out of town, WCCO stopped being our Channel 4 friends long ago. "CBS Minnesota" is fully owned and operated by David Ellison, Inc. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
22.1 18:31 
As Minnesota continues to defend itself from ICE occupation, more information on ways you might better support your neighbours can be found at standwithminnesota.com.
15.1 10:28 
If they can't even spell "Walz" correctly, why are you bothering to argue with them?
1.1 01:15 
Boy, it's kinda hard to believe I'm gonna run for governor of Minnesota this year
16.12 18:36 
Hey look, it's one of the illegal acts amongst many committed by ICE & friends in Minnesota that @keithellison.bsky.social has been uncharacteristically silent about [contains quote post or other embedded content]
11.12 19:34 
Sigh.... If/when this guy files for the GOP nomination for governor of Minnesota, I will do my best to be lined up right behind him so I can immediately also file for the same nomination. Any interested parties in being my running mate/future lieutenant governor, reach out! [contains quote post or other embedded content]
30.10 17:29 
Aw geez I'm sure gonna miss all those Minnesota Rusco ads that have been on the local news every day "♫ since 1955 ♫"
30.8 16:27 
Rev. CRZ says Rep. Emmer and those who support his ideas can fuck allllllllllll the way off
24.7 23:05 
Ah yes, he of the unilateral "return to office" order which MAPE were told by MMB was a non-negotiable item. Sometimes I idly wonder how a strike by state workers might look for him nationally if the tentative agreement somehow happened to be voted down by the union [contains quote post or other embedded content]
22.4 19:02 
I wonder what the Senator consistently hears from Bluesky. Or perhaps I should say "if" as I've never seen any indication her communication here is anything but one-way [contains quote post or other embedded content]
24.3 17:39 
OOPSIE: KARE 11's online story about Jennifer Carnahan announcing a run for Justin Eichorn's MN Senate seat currently has the wrong video — from a 2021 story when she resigned as MN GOP chair following coverage of her link with convicted sex trafficker Tony Lazzaro: https://www.kare11.com/article/news/politics/former-minnesota-gop-chairperson-to-run-for-eichorns-senate-district-6a-seat-grand-rapids/89-a675c64d-4ff6-4da2-a5b5-1ce83086f183
4.2.25 15:30 
My other senator also stands (sits?) ready to listen while apparently also not doing anything [contains quote post or other embedded content]
3.2.25 16:57 
Wonder who "we" is for the senator today [contains quote post or other embedded content]
3.1.25 17:16 
Row the boat in the mayonnaise!
30.12.24 19:02 
Shoot, I'd run for the open SD60 seat but I think a lot of other people are already running

BUT I can't be a perennial candidate if I don't occasionally file for offices and appear on ballots
18.11.24 21:23 
AG Ellison has joined Bluesky and I just said a silent prayer in addition to leaving Twitter, he has left behind his distressing habit of retweeting so that all Americans will see this
27.6.23 16:22 
Passed on trying to get a selfie with the governor at the Stassen Building but at least I DID get to smirk with a mouthful of sugar cookie at the lieutenant governor as she was hustled out #rowr #shehasahusband #iworepantsforthis (Minnesota State Capitol)
18.6.23 17:52 
2023's latest innovation space for foods what taste like other foods is Jack Link deciding to team up with fellow Frito-Lay stablemates...umm, Frito-Lay...to bring you new exciting tastes in dried meat. These have actually been around for months and more than one of you has been after me thinking this is something I'd be interested in, and you're right, but it took some intense messages from cousin Adam to finally get me to pay real cash to pick them up.

First, on the right, Jack Link's Flamin' Hot beef jerky. This annoys me right off the bat because Flaimin' Hot WHAT? Flamin' Hot Mtn Dew? Well, all that this is is another way to say "only kinda spicy." I don't even think the heat rose to the level of flamin' in any way. Maybe Minnesota spicy?

The Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos beef jerky, on the other hand, were complicated and delicious, just like your favourite purple baggéd Doritos. I'd definitely spring for them again.

One thing I didn't notice on these bags is that you're supposed to refrigerate them after opening. I always find it hard to believe one doesn't just eat the entire bag all at once...these're pretty small as far as serving size. Also, they're so heavily dried and preserved I have to think that's some lawyer talking.

These are also available as meat sticks! I bought them, too, but haven't cracked them open yet.
13.6.23 12:58 
Hey Minnesotans, you can get 8 more free rona tests if you haven't placed an order for June yet - I'll try to remind you just after July 1st, too :) https://sayyeshometest.org/
30.5.23 15:48 
Minnesota's making marijuana legal on a Tuesday. That's gonna make it a REALLY long weekend for some folks!
9.5.23 15:00 
Minnesota* people! If it's been over a month and you haven't taken one last opportunity to score eight more free COVID tests before they stop being free, take a minute to click on https://sayyeshometest.org/ and put in one last order!

*and Wisconsin and Washington, I guess?

(EDITED to add live photo from my bathroom)
5.4.23 19:14 
Minnesota: We could do worse

Hey, I just accidentally developed a new state motto, too! RT
@d_feldman: It's just a mess.

Anyway I decided to make my own modest proposal. It includes the loon on a pond (much better symbol of the state), a reference to our amazing science an technology industries, a tree that actually grows here, and a brand new state motto IN ENGLISH.

Enjoy!
https://pic.twitter.com/fNA0wTJTzM
25.3.23 02:01 
Oh good, it's 2am helicopter season. AGAIN. RT @policeoverhead: Minnesota State Patrol aircraft #N118SP (a B407) was seen near Como Park, St. Paul, MN at approximately 06:36 UTC squawking 354 https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=a04b89&zoom=13 #MSP https://pic.twitter.com/5EyB6lM8qw
24.2.23 11:39 
Happy Shen Yun Weekend to all Minnesotans who celebrate (and/or, more likely, celebrate Shen Yun ads finally ending)
20.2.23 01:55 
Three day weekend for everybody but the pigs flying noisy helicopter N119SP https://pic.twitter.com/j0rObJnWlS
17.1.23 11:35 
Not a bad day, I got to QRT both senators in the same minute (and have surely been placed on somebody's list as a result)
17.1.23 11:33 
https://twitter.com/SenTinaSmith/status/1615399474691731462 RT @SenTinaSmith: Minnesotans have a clear advantage in today’s @NYTGames crossword! https://pic.twitter.com/eLVBGcybM4
20.11.22 18:30 
Hooray the Vikings game is over and they can finally switch Minnesota TV to a competitive....err, 14 point game
17.11.22 08:07 
RT @GovTimWalz: Here in Minnesota, we stand with and value our trans neighbors.
9.11.22 13:42 
Hmm, I wonder how they'll weasel out of legalising marijuana THIS time RT @FlipMNSenate: The Senate DFL Caucus is thrilled to announce that we have FLIPPED THE MN SENATE! Minnesota's voters made it abundantly clear that they want to end the gridlock and move Minnesota forward. We celebrate this victory and are ready to get to work! #flipMNsenate https://pic.twitter.com/qpd3F6WTOC
4.11.22 14:17 
I hope, after @keithellison is re-elected, he returns to Moon Palace for, like, a hundred new photos posing with the Antifa handbook
28.10.22 15:40 
Frank texted me back! It was WAY too long and I didn't read it. I suspect I failed to change his mind.
28.10.22 14:28 
Geez, wonder which 2008 Ron Paul voter list Martha's campaign bought https://pic.twitter.com/8GX0gr2977
28.10.22 09:54 
@BullyCreative You can take the boy out of WCCO, but taking WCCO out of the boy...
25.10.22 11:30 
And now the all clear has been sent out as the suspect is in custody. As you were, everybody! https://pic.twitter.com/vaHmgcH9Zp
25.10.22 11:22 
New alert tightens up the "Shelter in Place" area to 36/Snelling to Larpenteur/Victoria in Roseville https://pic.twitter.com/NDF3YQay9C
25.10.22 11:05 
@melvincarter3 Thanks for a quick update!
25.10.22 11:04 
RT @melvincarter3: If you received an emergency alert notice on your phone today, the incident occurred in Roseville near Har Mar Mall & notice inadvertently went out wider than intended. More information forthcoming from City of Roseville. RT @wxminnesota: ***CIVIL DANGER WARNING***

All of Ramsey County including Downtown St Paul

Shelter in place - Homicide suspect at large described at 17year old white male

#MNwx #Minneapolis #EmergencyAlert
https://twitter.com/wxminnesota/photo/1584936001570578434/1
25.10.22 11:02 
The homicide was in Roseville near Har Mar Mall - yeeeeeeeaaaaah probably overkill to text me and everybody else all the way over here
25.10.22 10:59 
But guys, fix that typo, please, I get really obsessive about that kinda stuff
25.10.22 10:58 
Guess it's legit - it's on http://warn.pbs.org - but this seems like a needlessly large area to blanket with alerts to me. Fortunately I'm no longer walking home! https://pic.twitter.com/peCbCv3YLc
25.10.22 10:53 
I'm just saying I'd find this more believable WITHOUT the typo https://pic.twitter.com/PgCXsp6EUz
13.10.22 17:14 
HAHAHAHA he even said the thing on TV, Reggie's the man RT @ReggieWilsonTV: Hockey night in Minnesota.

You know the vibes.
#StateofHockey #MNWild https://pic.twitter.com/jaWKRo6Kp2
25.8.22 23:49 
THIS, ladies and gentlemen - and all those to whom neither term applies - this is why I eat and drink whatever the heck I want when I'm on the Minnesota State Fair exercise plan.
9.8.22 22:56 
Note to every candidate's proxies who texted me repeatedly before the primary: glad your guy lost, losers!
9.8.22 20:04 
I keep refreshing but there are no results, c'mon guys it's been almost five minutes https://pic.twitter.com/lpCxUHviK0
9.8.22 15:07 
Hey, you there - the Minnesotan.

Have you voted today?
Or are you gonna? You have until 8.
5.8.22 13:43 
Whoa! The police HAVEN'T found the guy who fired his pistol in the Mall of America?
15.7.22 15:24 
RT @mnhealth: News Release: Minnesota joining other states to roll out 988 mental health crisis lifeline on July 16 https://lnks.gd/2/qvDM3x
24.6.22 14:25 
Stolen from Ollie, but maybe you know me and don't know him.

I will now throw my hat in the ring and offer to host a vacation to Minnesota to any of my out-of-state female friends who find themselves needing one. I can offer a place to stay and transportation to whatever scenic sites one may wish to explore.
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