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Fri 16:20 Just talked to @ryderfakin for an hour about everything EXCEPT wrestling...which is really the best way to talk to Hurricane FLEA
Thu 16:26 
It's called whaaaaaaat RT @MuskieBobber: Jimmy Butler joins Shabazz Muhammad as co-owners of #timberwolves chain store in China
Tue 20:13 
Ah, ol' SHELTO #SDLive
Tue 16:39 
RT @TMobile: Ready Freddie?

Retweet for your chance to win the Queen of all trips. The winner will get to see the London red carpet screening of
@BoRhapMovie from #TMobileTuesdays. #contest
Tue 15:57 
Very kind - thanks! RT @MikeHiscoe: Listening to Eggshells podcast and thanks @JESnowden for reminding me of @CRZ. I forgot how great those Raw reviews were.
Mon 20:14 
It occurs to me (and hopefully many others who actually have decision-making power) that #SmackDown 1000 really needs some @OfficialTAZ
Mon 19:37 
Then. Now. Forever. #RAW
Mon 19:18 
Yeah, but wasn't it a nice nod to the "glory years" by opening #RAW with a 20 minute Triple H interview?
6.10 05:02 
Now, were Cena and Nikki on the same plane or nah #WWESSD
6.10 05:00 
Cena was in the ring for a lean mean forty seconds #WWESSD
6.10 04:49 
WOW! John Layfield looks GREAT! #WWESSD
6.10 04:05 
Oh good Lord RT @WWE2KAttiresXB1: @CRZ 4hrs
6.10 04:04 
How many hours is this show, anyway? #WWESSD
6.10 04:00 
Lordy.... Am I up late or up early?
4.10 00:25 
@jkalyn @kelvincub Lucky duck (only "duck" is an autocorrect)
25.9 20:10 
25.9 20:06 
Ya know, for a mill and a half I'd even recap a match I WOULDN'T want to see (and people would probably prefer it that way anyway) RT @jmshapyro: @CRZ @thebigpeezy if the Prince wants Bret Hart vs Big Show and he wants YOU to recap it, would you accept $1.5 million to do it
25.9 20:03 
@jmshapyro @thebigpeezy Sure, I could try to work up.... at least $750K worth of sly puns
25.9 19:46 
@thebigpeezy @jmshapyro I like to call him MbS because it looks cool
25.9 02:49 Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I didn't, but Twitter did! #MyTwitterAnniversary
24.9 21:13 I....I am?
24.9 20:08 #IWantWrestling
20.9 17:45 
@giorgiomoroder See you tonight!
20.9 00:02 @duenorde Hey, don't make me come over there
19.9 21:48 No way he lasts 30 days RT @ryderfakin: C'mon Let's Go!
17.9 20:25 
Don't interrupt folk when they're W........... #RAW
17.9 20:16 
So....will Renee gonna get to do commentary in Riyadh? 'Cause I heard it's different for women in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia #RAW
17.9 14:23 Everybody's got quarks
9.9 22:53 Whoa, when did I drop below 2000 followers? I mean, *I* knew they weren't real people, but when did Twitter figure it out?
9.9 22:31 
Yeah maybe talk about that Randall Cobb guy being pretty good too
9.9 22:12 
Oh shit, they scored too soon #GoPackGo
7.9 21:07 RT @masonbutler: Hey @crz, you might be closer to a runway look than you think RT @billboard: Hey @crz, you might be closer to a runway look than you think RT @billboard: Offset walks the runway in Jeremy Scott's #NYFW show & Cardi B sits front row
30.8 15:21 
@mnstatefair Is the U route done for the day?
28.8 20:05 




22.8 13:56 @crz_ebooks That'll do, pig. That'll do.
22.8 13:54 @crz_ebooks Doctor, do we have a pulse?
16.8 15:08 @cruisectrlkfai Ha! Not so much, as I cannot know from which part of the unnamed VFW the offender may have originated.
16.8 01:23 @jkalyn What was truly spectacular was I did side-witness a desperate pee'r go ahead and pee there rather than use a different one (as I did) (cc: @TeaForBirds)
16.8 01:14 But seriously, who pukes in a urinal?
12.8 13:24 
@johnclyde @Rodge_22 Very kind! But. Please choose your favourite smartass response:
1. It's been done
2. You can't go home again
6.8 15:09 It's time.
Hire CRZ!
3.8 19:50 
Watching #MLWFusion for the first time...PROBABLY not the last time, but I do tend to leave the house a lot more than I used to
3.8 14:11 SPOILER ALERT: Launching the #HireCRZ campaign next week #branding #hashtag
2.8 12:19 
@thecubsfan Yo! You wanna do the lucky egg thing before we open a gift today?
2.8 11:07 Parking structure turkey (Richfield edition)
2.8 09:51 
30.7 22:00 
RT @What30dayrule: It has now been 94 days since @BrockLesnar last defended the @WWE Universal Championship. #RAW
30.7 21:59 
Whole lotta bald in this ring #RAW
23.7 19:33 
@Toast_Jr But I haven't HAD any yogurt! (There IS one free one in the fridge I'll get to sooner or later)
23.7 19:11 
That's probably all you get outta me tonight, so don't worry about having to mute or unfollow me - ha! #RAW
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