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Fri 21:02 Which county's sheriff is she RT @ChaskaPD: Another DWI arrest on this holiday weekend. 2am last night, a driver crashed into a light pole in a gas station parking lot. The driver’s BAC was .231%. No injuries.
When officers asked if she would do the field sobriety tests, she said: “what’s the point I’m drunk.
Fri 07:10 Okay, new plan: fall asleep to Qatar/Senegal, wake up for USA/Robert Englund
Fri 04:47 I did this AND "Despicable Me 2 (2013)" in one night. Truly this is a holiday
Fri 01:46 Gonna DO IT. Gonna FINALLY finish "Despicable Me (2010)"
Thu 23:45 "Okay, for Thanksgiving, you can have Ramsey's Twitter account but you gotta change the username and immediately retweet a hundred statuses"
Thu 19:08 @tapemachines That's almost 255 FiTECredits!
Thu 17:16 If they'd let me buy Twitter Blue, I could have edited that to "blur OUT" but here I am with eight bucks in my pocket and no checkmark
Thu 17:15 
It sure was nice of them to blur our Rey's unmasked face on his big ass wedding photo RT @WWE: OH NO!

@RheaRipley_WWE & @DomMysterio35 crashed Thanksgiving at the Mysterio household and brutally attacked @reymysterio!
Thu 16:14 Hey fuck you "Energy Transfer"
Thu 14:19 RT @pard0nmydust: Thanksgiving Night Spectacular, 1981.
Wed 17:47 RT @whataweekhuh:
Wed 09:48 
Well, it took more than 12 years but YouTube finally decided - and later confirmed after I appealed their decision - my video of the 2204355 chicken eating dancing guy soundtracked by a Meow Mix ad was "hate speech" and gave me a warning. I'd say I knew this day would come but
Tue 16:38 
@HackmanRSPW This would feel way cooler if I could shake that nagging sensation that WWE is only delaying the inevitable (and possibly messing with people who care about little details like performer names)
Mon 22:27 
RT @CRZ: Guys did you know Mia Yim has this cool nickname and by next Monday she won't even be Mia Yim anymore #RAW
Mon 19:31 
If I were recapping this show like it were 1999, I'd probably call him DEPECHE MONDSTEREO and everyone would be annoyed but like six people would love it and be disappointed if I didn't use it every week (which I would) #RAW
Mon 19:26 RT @textfiles: Putting out the word for this collection Nullsleep remembered dropped a 1gb .zip file of 3.5 gigabytes of 130,000 MIDI files. I've now mirrored it, cleaned it up, and they're here:
@Nullsleep: About 7 years ago – a dude going by midi_man dropped a link to a cache of 130k midi files (~3.65gigs) on @Reddit

unfortunately the
@MEGAprivacy link is now dead

anyone out there with this collection?
Mon 15:59 Okay it's almost two weeks after the election but I finally got around to reading Frank's last text to me
Mon 15:08 @tapemachines Nah scryw ym wll
Mon 13:37 
Mon 13:02 Ya gotta love how KMSP is convinced there are enough people who tune in and are disappointed to see the World Cup is on instead of their local programming that they can justify a crawl every 30 minutes directing viewers to "FOX 9+"
Sun 20:10 
@luchablog 10 Things People Should Know About This Article (and 5 other things they might also want to know), Explained
Sun 18:30 
Hooray the Vikings game is over and they can finally switch Minnesota TV to a competitive....err, 14 point game
Sat 16:46 Found your portable air conditioner
18.11 19:59 
"Hi, I'm Bray Wyatt - and THIS is the Olde Brooklyn Lantern." #SmackDown #GreatestHits
18.11 19:47 
So, see, her name's SCARLET but the picture is black and white until we see Kross and THEN it goes #Smackdown #GetIt
18.11 19:16 
OK, gonna livetoot #SmackDown over on HAHAHAHAHAHA yeah right I wasn't even livetweeting it HERE
18.11 18:19 RT @CraigWeekend: maybe the real weekend was the ladies and gentlemen we met along the way
18.11 17:42 RT @cbouzy: New: We have created a pre-beta registration form to gauge the demand for a Bot Sentinel-powered Twitter-like platform. If more than 100k people show interest in the project, we will consider moving forward with the next steps.

You can register here:
18.11 01:00 
RT @crz_ebooks: I hope he didn't pay full price for it #RAW
18.11 00:54 @jeansdegrees RT @The_W: Oh shit, are we still up
17.11 21:01 />
(They're all the same site)
17.11 08:07 
RT @GovTimWalz: Here in Minnesota, we stand with and value our trans neighbors.
17.11 07:10 Oh shit Legendary Pink Dots at the Entry tonight is a member+1 show
17.11 07:03 It's probably not treading new ground when I observe that when you usually just stay up until 5am....actually waking up at 5am is a real trip
17.11 05:07 
@SeanOrleans @tapemachines DAMNN
16.11 09:13 RT @whataweekhuh:
15.11 19:44 @tapemachines Looking back (it's not like it's a lot of tweets to search) I think it was solely based on your love of rivals Houston Roughnecks
15.11 16:56 @ChrisLivesMas I don't cotton to your "smart" quotes, either!
15.11 13:42 
@masonbutler Why does he sound like Cactus Jack
14.11 21:25 
Guys did you know Mia Yim has this cool nickname and by next Monday she won't even be Mia Yim anymore #RAW
14.11 10:43 
@luchablog Looch.
13.11 22:49 
Did everybody see the hot new Downtown Council spot? I just saw it for the first time during the KARE 11 news - and for the second time on YouTube: /> (not pictured: MPD's Operation Endeavor idling cars)
13.11 19:12 
@mumblecrunch Oh no, I totally agree with you. My expectations couldn't be much lower for the rest of the season
13.11 18:57 
Wow, I forgot what a win felt like. It feels pretty good! #GoPackGo
13.11 16:10 
@Timberwolves @Jmcdaniels7
13.11 15:44 
At least this Vikings overtime game is taking a chunk out of me enduring the most overhyped Cowboys/Packers game in NFL on FOX history
13.11 15:14 I don't believe it, Bill(s)
12.11 22:37 
Boy I miss NASCAR RT @NFL: Rodgers vs. Prescott…Enough Said!

#DALvsGB -- Sunday at 4:25 pm ET on FOX
: Stream on NFL+
12.11 07:20 
IFTTT's integration with Instagram stopped working and hasn't been working for a while - but you wouldn't know it from their status page - PRETTY sure a few folks have reported it, actually. Maybe El Musko bought them when we weren't looking? @IFTTT @instagram
9.11 21:40 
Saw a Wolves fan outside Jackson Hole on my way out from Fine Line.

"Did they win?" I asked.

The WAY he said "no" told me exactly how they lost
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