| Remove filter |
| 21:33 | 
 | I'm, like, an hour behind on - why didn't he just change his nickaname to Keith "Black Guy" Lee and make it even more obvious? |
| 09:15 |
 | Quiet, you |
| Sun 22:31 |
 | yay |
| Sun 22:26 |
| Well at least they only need a field goal to win |
| Sun 22:25 |
| Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrghuuuuagh |
| Sun 22:13 |
| Oooh they listened to me! |
| Sun 22:05 |
| Way to run that clock down, A-Rod |
| Sun 18:00 |
 | Wow Lynx stunk it up tonight. Season over. |
| Sat 15:00 |
 | Yo I slept through the Gophers game - did they cover the 31 points and were the boats rowed or whatever |
| Sat 01:06 | | This is apparently my 30,957th tweet - I will surely miss the 31,000th one so let me now say THANKS for however much of my 14 years on Twitter you've subjected your timeline to my "contributions" |
| Sat 01:05 | | Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! It was a day after ! https://pic.twitter.com/qivP9LNt9w |
| Fri 22:08 | | Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
| Fri 21:36 |
 | I kinda hope Todd Gilliland can hold onto this one if only so these NASCAR on FOX guys might suddenly remember there's also an owners' championship playoff going on |
| Fri 17:27 |
| You might say we can't wait for it to begin RT : I must admit I am having some difficulty anticipating the arrival of the weekend |
| Fri 17:18 |
| RT : Can’t wait to see all of these WWE in person at SmackDown tonight! https://pic.twitter.com/pbPIOGtAxb |
| Fri 16:23 |
 | RIP Pee Wee Ellis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsPtUoD3J0w |
| Fri 01:21 | | F U State Patrol, your midnight surveillance is real time government waste https://pic.twitter.com/i7Aqbmy81e |
| Fri 01:07 |
 | Back and forth and back and forth and whyyyyyyyyy RT : Minnesota State Patrol (SR22) was spotted near Dayton's Bluff, St. Paul, MN at approx 05:16 UTC squawking 355 https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=a04064&zoom=13 https://pic.twitter.com/Z557VVxz1k |
| Thu 16:51 | | Mambo King and Mambo Kings only (okay, I still like Assassins too) |
| Wed 14:26 |
 | RT : wtf… |
| Wed 14:24 |
| lol
When's this team leaving town
RT: : Timberwolves/Lynx owner Glen Taylor released the following statement:
“Today, the Minnesota Timberwovles parted ways with President of Basketball Operations Gersson Rosas. As an organization, we remain committed to building a winning team that our fans and city can be proud of.” |
| Wed 11:32 | | RT : https://pic.twitter.com/NpY8iYWeo8 |
| Tue 21:55 | | And they didn't! |
| Tue 19:12 |
| NXT 2.0? More like World Entrance Federation 2.0! |
| Tue 13:59 | | Ask 'em how much to let you just go back there and make your own |
| 19.9 23:40 |
| Geez, Mayor Frey, sorry your slogans haven't been deemed catchier. |
| 19.9 22:25 | | Good game, good game |
| 19.9 21:15 |
 | Screw it, I'm turning the air conditioner on |
| 19.9 19:32 | | While he was out there, nobody was stabbed, so there's that |
| 19.9 18:37 | | Zing! But if you do the math, I believe terrible human being Kirk Cousins would have to work somewhere between 1 and 2 days to approach my yearly salary RT : makes more money in an hour than you do your entire year |
| 19.9 18:18 | | Ahahahahahahahahahahaha
VIkings gon' Vike. |
| 19.9 18:17 | | Ah, yes, I forgot that terrible human being Kirk Cousins is nonetheless a master of clock management |
| 19.9 18:15 | | Again, I can't decide if I want to see the Vikings win or lose on this last drive.
Just kidding, I want them to make the field goal with enough much time left on the clock for MURRAY TIME |
| 19.9 02:40 | | It really is kinda amazing that it's been 30 years and Kraftwerk STILL hasn't sent lawyers after anybody for this |
| 19.9 02:39 |
 | TELL ME
YOU DID NOT
JUST SAY THAT |
| 19.9 02:39 |
| You didn't say that |
| 19.9 02:34 |
| In other news, I finally paid for a physical copy of this to own forever - IYKYK https://pic.twitter.com/sUeM6rQeNJ |
| 18.9 00:28 | | Well this is just terrible. I only let it loop three or four times. |
| 18.9 00:09 |
| Pigs hoverin' again https://www.flightradar24.com/N119SP/29310830 |
| 17.9 12:04 |
| Ha! Me fixing the Spinitron pointer shouldn't have killed your stream but maybe I have powers I don't know about (which I shall only use for good) |
| 16.9 17:20 |
| There's also a trucks race!!! |
| 16.9 17:07 |
| I just CAN'T bump the Abba out one more week Dan |
| 16.9 04:29 |
| Geez it's been like 20 years since Chris Kreski left WWE and they never found ANYBODY ELSE who could do what he did (because they didn't want to) |
| 16.9 01:40 |
| Seems like there are a lotta poor suckers driving around my neighborhood lost after MNDoT router them off of 94...they must not have even bothered to try to mark a detour tonight |
| 15.9 13:35 |
| I want to be there too, then RT : Don and Sondra Samuels want a meeting with the City Council and Yes4Minneapolis to work out new language for the ballot https://pic.twitter.com/OJB4ICG1PU |
| 15.9 12:47 | | RT : https://pic.twitter.com/IZg7P7l13w |
| 14.9 19:04 |
| Dope .0 |
| 13.9 22:46 | | Oh, right |
| 13.9 22:44 | | Why don't the Raiders kick the field goal |
| 12.9 20:45 | | The NFL season doesn't truly begin until I've heard Mike Tirico tell me that Toyota wants me to know that I'm about to see a commercial for Toyota |
