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13.1.21 16:14 |
| BY THE WAY https://pic.twitter.com/blS8g9PU7g |
12.1.21 05:13 | | Is Quibi still-- oh. |
12.1.21 03:38 |
| 0337 thoughts: Was Asuka even on the show last night? And if she wasn't, does that mean.................. RT : It has now been 49 days since last defended the Women's Championship. |
11.1.21 22:00 |
| Oh and I guess we now know 100% that HE didn't set HER on fire after all |
11.1.21 22:00 |
| I like how the fireball exploded into a USA bug reminding me that STRAIGHT UP STEVE AUSTIN IS NEEEEEEEXT |
11.1.21 21:54 |
| If I read Cagematch correctly, 's last match was on March 14, 2016 against....wait for it... . It was nontitle; Paul was WWE Champion at the time - no, REALLY. He'd defeated Dean Ambrose at WWE Roadblock. |
11.1.21 20:30 |
| I suppose we shouldn't be surprised - somehow they also never learned whether Randy Orton set a dripping-with-accelerant Alexa Bliss on fire or not |
11.1.21 20:28 |
| Crack commentary team also apparently not looking at anything during ad breaks either, which is no mean feat when you're FEET AWAY AT RINGSIDE |
11.1.21 20:28 |
| They, uh, still didn't show us whatever happened during the ad break to explain why these good buddies are now wrestling each other |
11.1.21 20:03 |
| Tonight's guest on "Straight Up Steve Austin" is...... Luke Combs. Wow, starting the new season off strong!! |
11.1.21 19:18 |
| Hey remember when Lacey had a kid |
11.1.21 19:14 |
| Triple H < Adam Pearce |
11.1.21 16:43 | | UPDATE: They cancelled their free CRZ trial REALLY early https://pic.twitter.com/TbdEVDhiYg RT : Well lemme tell ya how MY day on The Twitterâ„¢ went: https://pic.twitter.com/Hvo2pMkRWB |
11.1.21 16:41 |
| 1. McQuarantine
2. LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDBERRRRRRRRRRRG
3. Can Drew kick* COVID? *by which I mean Claymore it
4. Remember that "viral" WWE video of Drew taking out 2020? Do that again, but with that giant Doritos virus
Did I get this tweet in before Justin? Phew RT : Drew McIntyre has tested positive for COVID-19 and has been placed in quarantine. https://www.wwe.com/article/drew-mcintyre-has-tested-positive-for-covid-19 |
11.1.21 16:34 | | At this time, I don't have plans (or $500) to run. STAY TUNED |
11.1.21 16:13 |
| Hey, I can do this gimmick, too!
295 days until Minneapolis has a chance to vote for a better mayor. |
11.1.21 12:06 | | HERE IT IS https://pic.twitter.com/7URsQjHdCw |
11.1.21 11:03 | | Criminy....stop the pain, MN GOP RT : In media session preview forum, Senate Republican Leader Paul Gazelka claims election wasn’t fair because most of Joe Biden’s supporters hadn’t heard about (unproven) allegations against Hunter Biden. https://pic.twitter.com/7465ypttF5 |
11.1.21 10:21 | | RT : YFW you realize you planned to overthrow the government on a platform coded by that guy you overheard on the quad going “… RT : YFW you realize you planned to overthrow the government on a platform coded by that guy you overheard on the quad going “what’s the big deal about Twitter? How hard can THAT be?” https://twitter.com/Crackmacs/status/1348510605217468417 |
10.1.21 20:57 | | UPDATE: A Canadian may have just unfollowed me. I'll never learn. |
10.1.21 20:53 | | RT : Banned from social media for life, but not from holding public office yet? Think about that for a sec. |
10.1.21 20:51 | | Well that's certainly not a suspicious response |
10.1.21 20:38 | | UPDATE: I didn't lose any followers in the great Twitter purge. It's reassuring to know none of you were bots and/or Nazis and, I guess, also explains why I have just under 2,000 followers instead of 15.7 million |
10.1.21 00:09 | | As shitty as yesterday was and as many emotions as I endured.....I did find a baby blue Bic lighter on the sidewalk between my car and the radio station, so that was nice |
9.1.21 01:21 | | C'mon, man, you're President, I'm sure you can outsmart this social network and tweet your tweets, buddy, don't give up!, keep tryin' and shoot those shots - wait, can I say "shoot"
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NO CARRIER |
8.1.21 21:37 |
| Why do you think I used the archaic "Wienerboard?" |
8.1.21 21:33 | | Well lemme tell ya how MY day on The Twitter™ went: https://pic.twitter.com/Hvo2pMkRWB |
8.1.21 21:31 |
| Oh shit, did Trump try to register a Wienerboard account |
8.1.21 20:18 |
| Oh, Sami. Sami, Sami, Sami. Could you pick a worse week to unveil a conspiracy theorist gimmick? |
8.1.21 10:00 | | Maybe Trump won't attend the Inauguration because he'll be in jail by then |
6.1.21 15:58 |
| RT : Tell your friends: is extending his usual birthday bash onto and it's gonna go all day - midnight to midnight. Engage extended Bowieverse this Fri, Jan 8th.
https://www.kfai.org/irregular/ |
6.1.21 14:24 |
| Twitter sez nothing's trending. https://pic.twitter.com/Tvq1J4wjwF |
5.1.21 20:31 | | https://elections.ap.org/widgets/content/0fdb11a03f6f0e3fb0d4dd5b399127c4 |
5.1.21 18:24 | | Yeah in retrospect I probably could have refrained from spoilering you LAST night but after Christmas is after Christmas |
4.1.21 21:21 |
| I'm sure I'm not the only one to notice Melina didn't come do one of these shows until she could be sure Mick Foley was off quarantining a very safe distance from the Thunderdome |
4.1.21 19:53 |
| Oh no, the ladies caught Vince's Legendary "two thousand twenty-one" disease |
4.1.21 19:44 |
| What do you think - do we restore all timelines and unify the titles tonight? |
4.1.21 19:35 | | I will say my gift for you took about four weeks longer than I expected to get to me from UK so perhaps not all hope is lost yet? (I know Canada's way closer, but it's still our USPS we're talkin' about here) |
4.1.21 19:27 | | Alas no |
4.1.21 19:25 |
| Whoa! Howard Finkel is rising from his grave???? |
4.1.21 19:24 | | BTW in case Aaron continues to miss my Messenger message, in tomorrow's Christmas delivery, big box for him, little box for you and you each get a can of beans (and God help you if you can't figure out what to do to get them open) |
4.1.21 19:23 | | You've been talking to Allison! RT : a driveway visit from festive cryptid who gave me an oblique strategies deck of my very own https://pic.twitter.com/uxqbCSHLiP |
4.1.21 19:02 |
| HEY WAIT
.....am *I* a Legend? |
4.1.21 18:37 | | WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
4.1.21 11:11 |
| Nailed it RT : In theory it's an awesome concept, in reality just about every libertarian I've met wants to control others lives, but doesn't want to have judgement for their beliefs or any control placed on their lives. |
4.1.21 02:24 |
| I'm old school so I miss the Russian theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGECN23Y-cw |
4.1.21 02:19 | | Oh man, SHEENA died?! |
3.1.21 22:48 | | I know we all snoozed through it but somebody at DID throw up a "why the Eagles are tanking" draft pick graphic in the last five minutes of the game https://pic.twitter.com/EDarPSpC3E |
3.1.21 22:29 | | Boy, those are some smart lookin' Divisional Champion hats tho |
3.1.21 22:26 | | Would you say Al and Cris were havin' fun on TV? |