this page generated 25.4.24 22:20 CDT
(@181 .beats)















































































Newer entries | Older entries
Remove filter
13.10.21 23:29 I capped off tonight with a wine - yeah I'm a real health nut now
13.10.21 21:16 @tomkarroll https://pic.twitter.com/40qRTrTv8g
13.10.21 20:11 @David_E_Powell Oh no, I still wore shorts - it was just a pop-in for a flu shot. I'm still remote until February, last time they told me
13.10.21 20:00 Does Wayne Gretzky realise they're scoring goals while he endlessly answers unrelated questions?
13.10.21 14:11 Found my work badge - it was clipped to the pants I haven't worn since the last time I went to the office some time in 2020
13.10.21 12:02 RT @whataweekhuh: https://pic.twitter.com/KtSjZk1e5y
12.10.21 23:14 @d_henney Raven should have wrestled in his leather jacket!
12.10.21 20:22 
NXT 2.0 https://pic.twitter.com/mDosVrYRkg
12.10.21 12:37 
RT @DollarBinShow: Just one Steve Winwood banger after another here on The Bin RT @kfaiFA2: Just one Steve Winwood banger after another here on The Bin https://twitter.com/kfaiFA2/status/1447977833356316680
12.10.21 11:19 He said "Folks" so I'm sure something will get passed this time RT @POTUS: Folks, it’s time those at the top pay their fair share.
11.10.21 23:35 
@TheKFV Oh no my crossposted Instagrams are especially universally despised on Twitter
11.10.21 22:14 
I'll even give you a screen grab since it's 2021 and I'm looking to get DMCA'd - check out that noggin knocker #RAW https://pic.twitter.com/XwrbjpWoxv
11.10.21 22:00 
DAMN that goose egg on Drew - let's go out on that one. GOOD NIGHT FROM #RAW
11.10.21 22:00 
I'm so glad they stopped slapping their thighs when kicking and now slap some other part of their body instead #RAW
11.10.21 21:57 
Inconsistent officiating #RAW
11.10.21 21:55 
RT @KFAIweekend: One year ago I jokingly did a weather report over an Axiom track and now, listeners actually start to get itchy if I wait… RT @kfaiFMradio: One year ago I jokingly did a weather report over an Axiom track and now, listeners actually start to get itchy if I wait too far into the second hour to read them a forecast https://twitter.com/kfaiFMradio/status/1447458192578039813
11.10.21 21:48 @DublDownDrew I must say I'm pretty pleased I correctly predicted which clip you'd selected before clicking
11.10.21 21:26 
Man, remember when I'd get emails like this all the time? "I GET LETTERS," I'd say. Did you know I totally stole that from David Letterman (or whoever he stole it from) RT @AndyAkeko: @CRZ STICK TO YOGURT OF THE DAY, WOKE BOY!

CRZ, more like CR!

I always liked Scott Keith better anyway!

Exclamation points mean I'm legitimately upset!
11.10.21 21:20 
What the hell sport is Stephanie McMahon notable enough in to be inducted into an International Sports Hall of Fame?! #RAW
11.10.21 20:45 Oh shit Al Michaels already took next week off, didn't he
11.10.21 20:40 
Tonight during #RAW I've been heartened and repulsed respectively by local drop-in ads for "Yes on 2" and Mayor Frey
11.10.21 20:36 
@tapemachines C'mon tape, Paul Heyman and Kayla Braxton are participants in the Federation's sole long-term program of the 2020s
11.10.21 20:32 @allisoncollage And you know I was a real peach on the xmission Kraftwerk email list too!
11.10.21 20:29 
@guruzim Guru Zim: sucking at kayfabe since 2002
11.10.21 20:24 
@guruzim Tell you what - you write it and then I'll just slap my name on it, just like we did with all those wrestling reviews - remember how we did that and never told anybody - man, I can't believe nobody ever found out
11.10.21 20:19 
Lashley says, unlike Jamal Khashoggi, he can't be killed on Saudi soil #RAW
11.10.21 20:13 Tonight, wrestling Twitter wishes I'd shut up about politics, political Twitter wishes I'd shut up about football, and football Twitter wishes I'd shut up about wrestling.

CRZ™: making nobody happy on the Internet since 1990
11.10.21 20:08 RT @DJDanielson: So, the Gruden “it’s NBD” lovefest from the Sunday Night Football crew last night, eh?
11.10.21 20:08 
*source is I just made this up for Twitter
11.10.21 20:07 
Source*: Vince McMahon on the phone with his next #RAW commentator RT @TomPelissero: Source: Jon Gruden just informed his staff that he plans to resign as #Raiders coach.
11.10.21 20:02 
Incredible - unders, head to the pay window! https://pic.twitter.com/vSWS3C6gUu
11.10.21 19:53 
Over/under on this Riddle/Omos match is.... <checks last match they had, because of course there's a last match> 2'35" #RAW https://pic.twitter.com/USb4SVzwsf
11.10.21 19:48 
Proposing a new Twitter rule - lawmakers must EARN the opportunity to tweet about how great it would be to pass . Can't tweet it until after they pass literally ANYTHING. Then they get ONE tweet. Then they have to actually pass something else before they can do it again
11.10.21 19:47 
Man, my senators and the president love tweeting about passing stuff and never pass anything RT @amyklobuchar: A great way to celebrate #NationalComingOutDay? Let’s pass the Equality Act.
11.10.21 19:06 
JUST LISTEN TO THIS CROWD #RAW
11.10.21 12:36 RT @greengoinmyeyes: Coldest vid I’ve seen today! #ReturnOfTheMack https://twitter.com/greengoinmyeyes/status/1446907302645223424/video/1
11.10.21 09:26 
@Mkelsey80450080 @VoteMpls @toreyvanoot No, they'll be open tomorrow - they said it in their tweet. Didn't you read their tweet? Gosh
10.10.21 15:24 
Mason Crosby: automatic #GoPackGo
10.10.21 14:53 My apologies to the Lions for making this extra Minnesotan ❤️
10.10.21 14:51 
Leave it to the Vikings to find every Minnesotan way for me not to see the end of the Packers game
9.10.21 14:51 @LBJMFA @TVNewsLady My first one was white with neon green trim (1963). I have since owned a 2001 and 2006 yellow "New Beetle" - my current one looks a little rough but I hardly drive during the pandemic so I'm holding off on replacing it - will probably get something with four doors next, tho
8.10.21 20:37 
@LBJMFA @TVNewsLady It's beautiful!
8.10.21 19:16 @bobzzzzzz6 @CraigWeekend https://pic.twitter.com/8382ZqkrxU
8.10.21 19:11 @paper_sleeves I mean this as non-sarcastic as I can...have you tried sleeping
8.10.21 02:56 
@WedgeLIVE Also, where's that $744,000?
https://twitter.com/mplsward2/status/1446131804969193473 RT
@mplsward2: It is still unclear to me whether anyone has been hired into this position, six years later. It is unclear what has happened to the cumulative $744,000 that has been spent on an Early Intervention System in that time.
7.10.21 15:17 
Another frustrating thread but please read it all, then think about voting Yes on 2 and hey let's re-elect Cam while we're at it RT @mplsward2: Yesterday a Council committee voted to accept a grant from the Pohlad Foundation for an Early Intervention System (EIS) in MPD, and some funding for the behavioral health crisis teams. The action is here: https://lims.minneapolismn.gov/RCA/8710.
7.10.21 01:19 @LegsWet But that's Kirk Cousins money!
6.10.21 20:07 @jmshapyro You kids these days - no love for Bill Tush
6.10.21 19:39 
It was this spot. Le cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSPoaDdq9Cw
6.10.21 19:37 
Just saw a Mayor Frey spot during the break of AEW - not sure that ad buy will reach a receptive demographic
Newer entries | Older entries Mastodon