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12.2.23 21:03 
Sure was nice of T-Mobile to wait until Olivia Newton-John was in a grave to spin in
12.2.23 20:58 If you had 8:57 for first playing of "NFL on FOX Theme (Downtempo Injury Remix)" cash in that prop bet, money
12.2.23 20:57 FOX has made some interesting choices in this game using a really wide sideline shot on both goal lines and (thankfully) NOT using those weird 8K shots to capture touchdown celebrations [or anywhere?]
12.2.23 20:23 OH YES MR PEANUT HATH BLESSED US WITH A QR CODE
12.2.23 19:41 Rhianna for President #rhianna24
12.2.23 19:04 Feels like it's been an entire quarter since I've been shown a QR code
12.2.23 18:25 It should be illegal to show me commercials I've seen before during the Super Bowl. Looking directly at you, "Nissan"
12.2.23 18:21 I suspected it was an Alibaba thing but it turned out to be another Chinese competitor of Alibaba RT @tapemachines: lads i gotta ask you: what the fuck is "temu" actually the commercial is over i don't care anymore don't tell me
12.2.23 18:17 "Runtime Error ?:0: attempt to index a nil value?" I mean, I probably wasn't gonna win the million bucks but I still wanted to try!
12.2.23 18:05 Yep, definitely looks like a shitty AI-generated tweet. Well done, Avocados From Mexico™? No, I will not spread your shitty hashtag https://pic.twitter.com/TOzoeQQqku
12.2.23 18:02 It was https://avocadosfrommexico.com/guacamole/guac-world/goodness-hotel/roof/avocado-Intelligence
12.2.23 17:58 I missed the QR code for the naked avocados :(
12.2.23 17:50 Not really trending for "Sports" if you scan the tweets https://pic.twitter.com/Hq2klPeJbo
12.2.23 17:34 RT @JayJayDean: Go Not chiefs
12.2.23 17:20 Kinda wanna watch that shampoo ad again
12.2.23 14:38 Happy Birthday to Abraham Lincoln! Known as "16" by the American populace at large, "Truth-teller Aby" was also the very first NWA Champion and a consensus selection for Most Valuable Player of the 1864 Super Bowl
10.2.23 23:27 
Hey was there an ALL ELOTE WRESTLING sign on Rampage tonight or did I just imagine that OR should I have trademarked it before I started this tweet
10.2.23 20:59 
Well, well, well, guess which guy without a woman in his corner got pinned. Bring your wife to ringside next time, Rey! #SmackDown
10.2.23 20:46 @KevinMarshall But have we been POINTING at IMAGINARY WORDS making faces? That's probably how that dude rocks those 150 views!
10.2.23 20:39 
Doesn't seem fair that everybody gets a woman in their corner except Rey #SmackDown
10.2.23 19:31 
RT @KFAIweekend: Hostman @CRZ brings around 90 minutes of new new British music and around 30 minutes of goofing off with Ron "Boogiemonster" Gerber TONIGHT as he steps in as guest presenter of @kfaitruebrit at midnight on @KFAIfmradio!

90.3 /
http://kfai.org http://kfai.org
10.2.23 19:29 
I understand the network itself will soon be up for auction as well! RT @BallySportsNOR: More great items to bid on! http://Timberwolves.com/auction /> Who wouldn't want to meet @JimPeteHoops, @KatieStorm and @Grady for a broadcast experience!?!? @Timberwolves https://pic.twitter.com/HDSIMpaHxa
10.2.23 09:40 @GwapogiTalaga Gotta be my - and America's - faaaaavourite chili cheese dog franchise
9.2.23 03:49 Hmmmm, still going RT @everycolorbot2: 0x885a6e https://pic.twitter.com/TW01m2HaXM
9.2.23 01:46 I just scored 52,293 on Guns & Roses Not In This Lifetime #pinball machine by @JJPinball 00123-1 via @gnr_pinball
9.2.23 01:35 I (by which I mean Ide) just scored 498,973 on Guns & Roses Not In This Lifetime #pinball machine by @JJPinball 00120-1 via @gnr_pinball
8.2.23 19:24 @hack0tv Not exactly the takeaway I was hoping to deliver to you but not invalid ;-)
8.2.23 19:23 
Boom RT @wojespn: ESPN Sources: The Lakers are finalizing deal to land Minnesota’s D’Angelo Russell, Malik Beasley and Jarred Vanderbilt in trade including Mike Conley and picks to Timberwolves and Russell Westbrook and a lightly protected 2027 LA first-round pick to Jazz.
8.2.23 19:08 
See, SOMETIMES MPD can release their body cam footage.... in record time, even! And thank goodness for our local media so willing to lead their broadcasts with it! #heroes
https://www.kare11.com/article/news/local/bodycam-video-captures-rescue-from-minneapolis-house-fire/89-88d82f7d-b6f4-45d7-82e2-cf65911697b2
8.2.23 10:32 RT @whataweekhuh: https://pic.twitter.com/RnXnWEFmBE
8.2.23 01:12 RT @jasoncomix: So, uh... heard about any shows that should get canceled lately?
8.2.23 00:38 @thebigpeezy It's definitely NOT mac and cheese! It's fucken SPIRALINI or whatever you call it. (If it had really been macaroni I think I would have liked it way more)
7.2.23 17:25 
@ryderfakin I don't even think they DO that anymore! I'll have to recheck some day
7.2.23 16:46 
@ryderfakin A couple good points, a couple wtf utter crap points, do people get paid to write this? Why didn't I get paid to write this? (We both know why)
7.2.23 11:11 
@NateWittkamp @bobpockrass Yeah, just saw the latest FRM tweet. Thanks!!
7.2.23 10:15 
@bobpockrass FRM's tweet said Zane's in the 38 for five races, so doesn't that give Todd 31 races? And they both run Daytona.
5.2.23 21:39 
Good ol' NASCAR - the race ran so long FOX had to rush away and totally miss showing the podium "moment" of Truex getting his gold medal
5.2.23 20:07 @jkalyn @tapemachines Mango Pepsi Zero Sugar was the only thing I ever just left at the radio station. I feel like this new Dr Pepper was a freestyle flavor but also I can't trust TAPE since seeing them slag the superlative Dark Berry
5.2.23 05:06 @TheyAreThandrie Honestly? I had eight bucks, so what the hell, I did it to get the checkmark. BUT. It turns out the "undo" and the faux edit button have been kinda fun to mess around with, so I didn't immediately cancel and now I'm just raking in the shits and giggles
5.2.23 05:01 Oh, okay https://pic.twitter.com/QXkt9hkV0T
5.2.23 04:48 @vespadaddy I have! Twice, so far. We'll see if this site lasts long enough for me to pay for a third month of it
4.2.23 16:25 @masonbutler All my bots gone please help
4.2.23 13:58 @geraldstratfor3 Oh no! Speedy recovery, Gerald!
4.2.23 03:39 Ten years ago today, Canada started melting down their pennies after withdrawing them from circulation
4.2.23 03:19 
Weird one, had to share

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4.2.23 02:25 It'd be funny if I managed to pull eight bucks in ad revenue a month to cover the cost of the blu but I think you and I both know that'll be nigh on impossible especially if the API stuff gets shut off in 5 days - hey by the way who shuts off an API on a Thursday
4.2.23 02:15 Someone reply to this with an ad so I can make a penny
3.2.23 18:29 Now hearing that the State of the Union address will be scheduled as counterprogramming for BOTH LeBron's drive to break the scoring record AND another DJ appearance by me at Dark Horse
3.2.23 17:10 I'm no Twitter expert but when one looks up an account's 28 tweets to find 27 of them are arguments against people having problems with abusers, I think one could arrive at some reasonable conclusions about that account holder
3.2.23 17:03 Wow folks just seem to emerge from the fog to personally let me know how unhappy they are I continue to believe and support victims of sexual assault by publicly expressing displeasure when predators book shows at venues like @StCroixCasinos and... accuse ME of "abuse!" GTFOHWTS RT @PalmerAdamJames: @CRZ Making fun of someone’s appearance is a bad look. The other bad look, CRZ, is your obsession with trying to control the life and actions of someone else through threats, coercion, and public shaming. A textbook definition of abuse. The very thing you claim to be against. Huh.
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