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29.11 18:20 
 A! E! Dub! - All Elite Wrestling - Target Center (Minneapolis, MN)
9.4 15:55 
Sounds like the Wolves may still have

a puncher's chance RT
@JonKrawczynski: To sum up that first half:

Rudy and Anderson get into a fight in the huddle, Edwards has an awful half, KAT is in and out, the Wolves can't hit a 3 to save their lives and still are only down 8.
10.2.23 19:29 
I understand the network itself will soon be up for auction as well! RT @BallySportsNOR: More great items to bid on! /> Who wouldn't want to meet @JimPeteHoops, @KatieStorm and @Grady for a broadcast experience!?!? @Timberwolves
8.2.23 19:23 
Boom RT @wojespn: ESPN Sources: The Lakers are finalizing deal to land Minnesota’s D’Angelo Russell, Malik Beasley and Jarred Vanderbilt in trade including Mike Conley and picks to Timberwolves and Russell Westbrook and a lightly protected 2027 LA first-round pick to Jazz.
20.1.23 16:40 
Five seasons since, zero games attended. (Kris & K-la have tried, but I'm stubborn and often double booked enough to have an excuse to not go, thankfully.) Also, zero playoff series won thanks to countless dumbass moves by multiple GMs and players. I still like Coach so he gets a pass. Good thing THIS is the year they win it all... right? I do not miss funneling money down that hole AT ALL.
9.1.23 16:55 
Last night I received some super secret inside information that there'd probably be some Nine Inch Nails involved - and Christopher Cross! Probably not back to back but YOU NEVER KNOW

(Shared from Falling Knife Brewing Company)
There's no Wolves game, but we've got a special treat in the taproom tonight! Our very own Jimmy Berg will be doing a long set of The Spins, starting at 6:30 and going until close.

Come fall in love with the vinyl arts all over again and enjoy jams ranging from Classic Rock to Film Score while knocking back some of your favorite beers!
4.1.23 16:00 
A fresh new 2023 Timberwolves embrace of NFTs wasn't on my bingo card but definitely feels on brand for the franchise... I just can't believe they used Saint Münn as the vector. I hope he was paid well for this (not in crypto) and we never see a photo of a player in one of these
13.11.22 16:10 
@Timberwolves @Jmcdaniels7
9.11.22 21:40 
Saw a Wolves fan outside Jackson Hole on my way out from Fine Line.

"Did they win?" I asked.

The WAY he said "no" told me exactly how they lost
23.10.22 22:15 
I clicked on this video but a Liberty Mutual ad started so I just kept scrolling instead RT @Timberwolves: they’ll remember this forever, @Dloading
20.10.22 15:17 
What isn't being talked about enough is the Timberwolves social media team thinking I have the attention span on Twitter to sit through a six second ad so I can watch their twenty second clip RT @Timberwolves: this isn't being talked about enough
25.7.22 23:03 
ALT TEXT: Email reads: "Hello,

Thank you for your interest in our PA Announcer position. We are writing to inform you that we are moving forward with other candidates at this time who best fit the needs of our position.

We really appreciate you auditioning and being a part of our process.

Thanks again for your interest!

Timberwolves Entertainment"
22.7.22 12:44 
Because I'm nothing if not a procrastinator, here's my audition video for the Timberwolves PA announcer position submitted just in the nick of time, a few hours before their deadline. I figure they'll decide whether to advance me to the next round in the first 15 seconds so I decided it'd be okay to let my "Alabamba" flub go. CRZ don't do second takes!
14.7.22 16:55 
They never miss a trick, them Timberwolves. (For the record, I already saw the tweets and have already downloaded the script, but probably won't put together my tape until I'm know, Covid-y)
11.7.22 14:30 
Hell yeah RT @Timberwolves: Thank you for everything over the past 5 years, Shawn. Good luck in your next adventure!

If you’re interested in being the next in-arena voice of the Wolves, click below for more info.

10.7.22 20:59 
Hey have I been named the new public address announcer for the Timberwolves yet
1.7.22 14:43 
What the Wolves
29.4.22 22:07 
I know there's a fourth quarter to come in the Wolves game but I couldn't miss DJ Gwiingwans !! (Mortimers)
26.4.22 21:22 
Guess that trick was whooped #twolves #grizz
19.4.22 19:23 
Is it really worth the pennies for @Timberwolves to attempt to make all of us sit through a 15 second preroll ad to see their four seconds of video?
16.4.22 17:21 
12.4.22 23:30 
Phew! #twolves
12.4.22 22:22 
RT @ALaForce: The woman who glued herself to court at Clippers/Timberwolves game wore a shirt that said "Glen Taylor Roasts Animals alive." She was referring to an egg farm that he has that had to recently kill chickens because of the bird flu outbreak that has been happening. Yep. @NBAonTNT
12.4.22 21:04 
Wow, so early in the game for the T-wolves to choke
12.4.22 20:28 
This "gauntlet" match is gonna be really short if they still haven't started it. Also, the Timberwolves play-in game will have started by then so I'm gonna miss it anyway #NXT #awwwwyeah
11.4.22 07:28 
Geez, four years since I've been to a Timberwolves game! (Also four years since they've been in a playoff game - play-IN game is Tuesday, we'll see if they can get back there)
13.2.22 15:51 
You know what's REALLY super? The Timberwolves trying hard to blow an 18 point lead on the Pacers
31.12.21 19:08 
Oh no, no Mekdaan. Guess I'll have to watch..... Timberwolves/Jazz, well, let's start drinking early
22.9.21 14:26 
RT @KarlTowns: wtf…
22.9.21 14:24 
When's this team leaving town
@Twolves_PR: Timberwolves/Lynx owner Glen Taylor released the following statement:

“Today, the Minnesota Timberwovles parted ways with President of Basketball Operations Gersson Rosas. As an organization, we remain committed to building a winning team that our fans and city can be proud of.”
29.7.21 17:10 
Welp, guess I should have bought one ticket last season, but nice to know I won't have to buy any THIS season RT @wojespn: TRADE: The Cleveland Cavaliers are acquiring Minnesota Timberwolves G Ricky Rubio, a 2022 second-round pick and cash for Taurean Prince, sources tell ESPN.
23.2.21 19:19 
@d_henney The Finch train's pulling out of the station - won't you hop on board?
21.2.21 22:37 
Boom RT @wojespn: The Timberwolves asked permission to the Raptors on assistant coach Chris Finch and are proceeding on hiring him as head coach to replace Ryan Saunders, sources tell ESPN.
25.1.21 22:03 
Okee well let's see how the Wolves are doing against the Warriors
22.1.21 21:23 
RT @Profgampo: Worst team in the @nba RT @Timberwolves: Worst team in the @nba
22.1.21 20:14 
WOW! Holding the Hawks' lead to......14 RT @Timberwolves:
31.12.20 23:54 
RT @KarlTowns: From my family to you 2020,

Fuck You.

18.11.20 20:59 
Oh shit, Rubio's back? Do I now have to make good on what I'd figured was an idle threat many years back to only return to membership status if they brought him back? (Answer: hell no, we're still in COVID times)
18.11.20 20:56 
Oh shit, Rubio's back? Do I now have to make good on my idle threat to only return to Membership status? (Hell no, ain't goin' to no COVID games heh)
6.2.20 14:19 
A Redditor notes that of the 21 players who checked in for the T'wolves during the 2018-9 season, only KAT and Okogie are still there at this point in the 2019-20 season. Oh and Coach I guess, huh? One thing both teams DO have in common is I won't pay one thin dime to attend a single one of their home games
6.2.20 13:08 
@benjamiller It doesn't matter
6.2.20 12:06 
Boom RT @wojespn: Golden State has agreed to trade D'Angelo Russell to Minnesota for a deal that includes Andrew Wiggins, a 2021 protected first-round pick and a 2022 second-round pick, league sources tell ESPN. Warriors will send Jacob Evans and Omari Spellman to Timberwolves too.
27.1.20 21:54 
This team blew a 25 point lead. Be sure and read the responses! RT @Timberwolves: free basketball
2.4.19 10:43 
RT @efetusmpls: We’ve got a pair of tickets for the exclusive Prince 7” vinyl giveaway at this Friday’s Minnesota Timberwolves game vs. the Miami Heat! RT to ETW and we’ll pick a winner today at 5pm. Tickets must be transferred via the Timberwolves app and Flashseats.
26.3.19 19:49 
Is it just me or is every Timberwolves clip their crack social media team is sharing tonight showing them cutting the Clippers' lead to 18
15.1.19 17:21 
@JerryZgoda Do we have a Sixers injury report yet?
8.1.19 21:42 
They didn't blow it! 1-0 #twolves
2.1.19 20:24 
@fsnorth @Timberwolves #GuessWhoPromotion Sebastian Telfair
28.11.18 21:10 
Wolves demolish the Spurs!
#twolves 128 - #spurs 89
(Target Center)
28.11.18 19:59 
HALFTIME: #twolves 57 - #spurs 34
(Minnesota Timberwolves)
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