29.6.14 21:22 | | So when Facebook was doing their manipulation exercises, were my status updates selected to make you HAPPIER or to make you more DEPRESSED? |
29.6.14 21:16 |
| Lawler may yet treat us to the sight of an empty bottle of Diet Dew |
29.6.14 21:15 | | Appears no |
29.6.14 21:14 |
| The point of this match continues to elude me, but ... oh, I see, it's a showcase for Summer Rae's Natalya impersonation |
29.6.14 21:07 |
| Dudes, take the "LIVE" tag off the Let Us Take You Back clips |
29.6.14 21:03 |
| Boy, they have A LOT of stuff between the matches we care about tonight |
29.6.14 21:01 |
| Oh hey I just noticed EV |
29.6.14 21:01 |
| Strange muffin top on Rusev there, though |
29.6.14 21:01 |
| Damn fine match for Saturday Night's Main Event, but since we don't have that anymore, throw it on this card, sure |
29.6.14 20:57 |
| OHHHHHHHHHHHH |
29.6.14 20:52 |
| Only in WWE would they book MLK to get squashed |
29.6.14 20:50 |
| Hey Mr. Bob-n-Weave, go ahead and give us one good shot down her blazer with that camera |
29.6.14 20:48 |
| RT : NEITHER OF THEM CAN SAY FANDANGO’S NAME RIGHT |
29.6.14 20:46 |
| "Fandango, is this how you thought you'd get back on Pay-Per-View?" |
29.6.14 20:40 |
| Hey, David Otunga's girlfriend is trending worldwide on Twitter! (Did they ever get married?) |
29.6.14 20:39 |
| Oops, spoke too soon about the Twitter wordmark - funny that it's not the hashtag they've thrown at us for hours |
29.6.14 20:38 |
| Looks like WWE has finally caught on to not using the Twitter wordmark anymore (only took two years!) |
29.6.14 20:38 |
| I can't wait for the Samsung "Smart TV app" I was promised last year |
29.6.14 20:35 |
| Oh NOW the stream starts buffering |
29.6.14 20:32 |
| Can't call 'em the Dust Brothers; they're almost as litigious as WWE...so let's call em "Chemical Brothers US"-- no, wait, bad idea |
29.6.14 20:28 |
| Ambrose looks as if he may pull more of his hair out |
29.6.14 20:27 |
| RT : bag of shit ending to a great match. I’m usually dude going “IT’S A STORY, YOU’LL SEE†but bleh. |
29.6.14 20:26 |
| . Admittedly, his mustache is probably quite flammable |
29.6.14 20:23 |
| Oh, THAT'S why they pulled Zeb away from the corner |
29.6.14 20:20 |
| Geez, Zigs almost posted his own head |
29.6.14 20:18 |
| "Erector set" is a reference from an unapproved decade |
29.6.14 20:18 |
| Is Foley live tweeting this? Somebody troll him for a reaction |
29.6.14 20:17 |
| The "X" means it's fake, right? |
29.6.14 20:13 |
| But are Wile E Coyote references from an approved decade?! |
29.6.14 20:12 |
| NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
29.6.14 20:10 |
| Did anybody expect the anchor of this match to be Rob van Dam? Where are your "This is awesome" chants now? |
29.6.14 20:08 |
| Ha! I'm loving this RVD offense |
29.6.14 20:06 |
| Not enough sprints up the ladder, so good for Kofi and Zigs to get that spot in there |
29.6.14 20:01 |
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29.6.14 19:58 |
| The continue to crush in worldwide trending topics |
29.6.14 19:56 |
| "Trouble in Paradise? Well, I'm sure that's a meaningful callback..." |
29.6.14 19:55 |
| Time for another tournament, am I right? |
29.6.14 19:52 | | It's criminal that my Beastie Boys tweet doesn't immediately get a hundred retweets, but that's the price I pay as a niche tweeter |
29.6.14 19:51 |
| FUN FACT: In the Beastie Boys song "Paul Revere," the story's titular character is a horsey |
29.6.14 19:50 |
| "The elbow is coming" is comedy gold, though, I admit |
29.6.14 19:49 |
| In 2013, Damien Sandow won the prestigious Money in the Bank briefcase; in 2014, Paul Revere will lose to Adam Rose |
29.6.14 19:40 |
| Six of seven bottles of Diet Dew remain unopened |
29.6.14 19:37 |
| PAIGE v. TRINITY, NO WAIT NAOMI: It had a stump puller. ***** |
29.6.14 19:35 |
| LAWLER KNOWS WHAT A STUMP PULLER IS!!!!! |
29.6.14 19:35 |
| STUMP PULLER!!!!!! |
29.6.14 19:33 |
| Right now Vince is checking the worldwide trends and asking "Does anybody know who this Chris Rock is?" |
29.6.14 19:29 |
| Summer Rae/Layla/Fandango |
29.6.14 19:24 |
| Lawler opened his !! (But I thought he was a teetotaller!) |
29.6.14 19:23 |
| If the Usos get to do more interviews like the one they had on , let's go ahead and keep 'em champs until SummerSlam |
29.6.14 19:22 |
| Wow, not the result I expected, but a pleasant surprise! I think this makes Wyatt a less likely winner later |